trousers Posted September 24 Posted September 24 Twats that use 'trendy' new terms when describing football tactics... "Low block"... "Double pivot"... Just f*** right off. Twats. 2
Holmes_and_Watson Posted September 24 Posted September 24 5 minutes ago, trousers said: Twats that use 'trendy' new terms when describing football tactics... "Low block"... "Double pivot"... Just f*** right off. Twats. Yeah. I'm well under my xT (expected tolerance) for such people. 🙂 1
badgerx16 Posted September 24 Posted September 24 16 minutes ago, trousers said: Twats that use 'trendy' new terms when describing football tactics... "Low block"... "Double pivot"... Just f*** right off. Twats. Isn't a 'low block' a rugby tackle ?
Whitey Grandad Posted September 24 Posted September 24 11 hours ago, whelk said: I think people who leave their plate with knife and fork not placed together should be publicly beheaded Using the very same knife and fork.
rallyboy Posted September 24 Posted September 24 Foreigners eating our royal swans and using the incorrect cutlery! 😡 I'm spitting feathers, I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to my local Sharia Law Station. 2
whelk Posted October 6 Author Posted October 6 (edited) Sky reporters saying it’s a big talking point right now - that being is Shearer or Haaland the best CF PL has ever seen? Shut up you twats it’s only your scouse gobshite Carragher hyping up and talking nonsense that is all. No other cunt is discussing it. oh yeah is Harry Styles a better song writer than Paul McCartney? Edited October 6 by whelk 1
Gloucester Saint Posted October 6 Posted October 6 Other sports using the Americanism ‘Three Peat’ instead of hat-trick https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/cpqlvg1pjy4o What’s wrong with hat-trick? Is it a banned phrase now? Mind you, love to use either in association with a Saints player doing three of anything! Unless it’s own goals.
stknowle Posted October 6 Posted October 6 (edited) 26 minutes ago, trousers said: 👍🏻 People who correct ‘fixed it for you’ posts - Go on Trousers I’ve lined it up for you……….(winky smiler) Edited October 6 by stknowle
Holmes_and_Watson Posted October 6 Posted October 6 3 hours ago, whelk said: Sky reporters saying it’s a big talking point right now - that being is Shearer or Haaland the best CF PL has ever seen? Shut up you twats it’s only your scouse gobshite Carragher hyping up and talking nonsense that is all. No other cunt is discussing it. oh yeah is Harry Styles a better song writer than Paul McCartney? Daily sports news on the Beeb revealing Rooney's views on anything. By the way, Rooney has a been podcast which is in no way being mined for cross pollinating clicks.
badgerx16 Posted October 7 Posted October 7 Based on TV adverts, why is the "#1 toothpaste recommended by dentists" not the same brand that is the "#1 toothpaste used by dentists" ?
Weston Super Saint Posted Saturday at 06:32 Posted Saturday at 06:32 BBC reporting. Again. FFS, if you're going to get someone to report on athletics at least get someone who has some common sense, even if they don't know much about athletics. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/articles/cy858nqqxwqo Quote The event also attracted some of the sport's biggest names, as Kenya's three-time Olympic gold medallist and world record holder Faith Kipyegon won the mile, crossing the finish line in four hours 17.78 minutes. Even I could beat that time for the mile. By a long way.
Lighthouse Posted Saturday at 07:58 Posted Saturday at 07:58 Another driving one; on a smart motorway, following another car doing just under 70. As we’re approaching a gantry, a car speeding on the opposite carriageway gets flashed by the camera. The car in front brakes and slows to just under 60. Why? For the love of Christ, what mental process led to that decision?!
badgerx16 Posted Saturday at 08:01 Posted Saturday at 08:01 2 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Another driving one; on a smart motorway, following another car doing just under 70. As we’re approaching a gantry, a car speeding on the opposite carriageway gets flashed by the camera. The car in front brakes and slows to just under 60. Why? For the love of Christ, what mental process led to that decision?! The flash woke them up.
trousers Posted Saturday at 09:39 Posted Saturday at 09:39 1 hour ago, Lighthouse said: Another driving one; on a smart motorway, following another car doing just under 70. As we’re approaching a gantry, a car speeding on the opposite carriageway gets flashed by the camera. The car in front brakes and slows to just under 60. Why? For the love of Christ, what mental process led to that decision?! The same imbeciles that slow down from 70 to 60 when approaching a police car pootling along on the inside lane of a motorway. Twats.
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted Monday at 15:04 Posted Monday at 15:04 Sitting down on a cold toilet seat.
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted Monday at 15:04 Posted Monday at 15:04 Also, sitting down on a warm toilet seat.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted Monday at 15:18 Posted Monday at 15:18 Bad reviews on my toilet seat temperature testing company.
rallyboy Posted Tuesday at 21:35 Posted Tuesday at 21:35 People moaning when you've pissed on the toilet seat to warm it up for them. 1
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