The Pompey Thread

[tdmickey3]

14 hours ago, mack rill said:

and i suppose Cod Bothering is not😎

NO!  because its true

[rallyboy]

Just seen a pompey post whining about parachute payments and moaning that it's not fair that the plucky blues have to compete with clubs like us who have been handed a financial advantage.

No my smelly little toothless friend, a financial advantage is when you fuck over literally everyone, rob the tax office, pocket cash that was donated to local cancer charities and carry on regardless.

That's unfair.

[badgerx16]

49 minutes ago, rallyboy said:

Just seen a pompey post whining about parachute payments and moaning that it's not fair that the plucky blues have to compete with clubs like us who have been handed a financial advantage.

No my smelly little toothless friend, a financial advantage is when you fuck over literally everyone, rob the tax office, pocket cash that was donated to local cancer charities and carry on regardless.

That's unfair.

They could have voluntarily been relegated to League 1 and benefitted from the parachute payments paid under those cirvumstances.

[mack rill]

20 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

They could have voluntarily been relegated to League 1 and benefitted from the parachute payments paid under those cirvumstances.

Wot!!! and miss the chance of 6 points from you fekers,😉

[rallyboy]

Mack me old mucker, the only way you're taking six points next season is if you do 100mph through the roadworks on the way to the game.

[trousers]

So, which fishy posters of yore are we looking forward to welcoming back to the fray on here next season? (Assuming they decide to crawl out from the rock they've been cowering under for the last decade or so).

Gotta be the erstwhile toy salesman for me, although my jaw has only just fully recovered from the amount of laughing at him last time... 

 

[Patrick Bateman]

2 hours ago, trousers said:

So, which fishy posters of yore are we looking forward to welcoming back to the fray on here next season? (Assuming they decide to crawl out from the rock they've been cowering under for the last decade or so).

Gotta be the erstwhile toy salesman for me, although my jaw has only just fully recovered from the amount of laughing at him last time... 

 

Does Corp Ho still exist? Mackrill? 

[suewhistle]

What about Merovingian?

I just popped in to see my late mum's carer and over a cuppa she told me she's joined the Blue Army and that there's 3000 on the waiting list for a season ticket. I did explain that there's a very reduced crowd compared with the past due to the ground falling apart. No denial from her that it is somewhat tatty.. 

[mack rill]

On 28/05/2025 at 11:39, Patrick Bateman said:

Does Corp Ho still exist? Mackrill? 

Haven't a clue, my man, last post from the corps was way back in the distant past when we had summert to get lairy about

On a much happier note, the fixtures are now out and it's good to see your fekin lot fawning over getting more points than last season, mid table for us will be a good season. Bring it on.😎