Summer Transfer Window 2025/26

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Clinton Morrison with the inside Palace scoop...by repeating all the things those around him have just said. Stunning insight. 

[Midfield_General]

2 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

They'd still get a fair few quid for him in January. Maybe not £35 million worth but it's an option and they'd get to keep him for half a season. 

And it would be a laugh

[RedArmy]

How did we go from seeing this pair of fun bags on deadline day to that cunt Sue Smith being on there? 
 

[beatlesaint]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Clinton Morrison with the inside Palace scoop...by repeating all the things those around him have just said. Stunning insight. 

How he makes a living as a pundit I will never know, he makes Merson look competent 

[Suhari]

My cat is called Leo. He has just walked in.

True story.

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, VectisSaint said:

or Fraser Forster. Surely we should be all over him.

The Apprentice winner Leah Totton got there first.

[Patches O Houlihan]

1 minute ago, Suhari said:

My cat is called Leo. He has just walked in.

True story.

My dog is called Flynn and I just fed him chicken livers 🤪

True Story

Edited 6 hours ago by Patches O Houlihan

[SNSUN]

2 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

How did we go from seeing this pair of fun bags on deadline day to that cunt Sue Smith being on there? 
 

Millie Clode for the win.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, Suhari said:

My cat is called Leo. He has just walked in.

True story.

Agile, aggressive, front pawed, a better catcher than Baz...

Is Leo a free agent?

[sfc4prem]

2 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

How did we go from seeing this pair of fun bags on deadline day to that cunt Sue Smith being on there? 
 

Brentford fan IIRC. Didn't she cite the misogynistic culture in Sky Sports as a reason for leaving?

[Midfield_General]

1 minute ago, Patches O Houlihan said:

My dog is called Flynn and I just fed him chicken livers 🤪

True Story

My gerbil is called Baz and his positioning for direct free kicks is suspect

[whelk]

4 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

How did we go from seeing this pair of fun bags on deadline day to that cunt Sue Smith being on there? 
 

I imagine you’re more of a cunt than Sue Smith. 

Edited 6 hours ago by whelk

[Hengistbury Header]

45 minutes to go. 
 

Leo in? Bree and Taylor out?

That’s one every 15 minutes.

[RedArmy]

Just now, whelk said:

I imagine your more of a cunt than Sue Smith. 

My what? 

[whelk]

Just now, RedArmy said:

My what? 

Piers Morgan your hero?

[SNSUN]

17 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

I do hope we keep hold of him, even if 5 CBs in a 2CB system is greedy. I think Edwards is quite versatile so he does give us options elsewhere. At worst if he does go I hope it's a straight loan for a season.

[Chez]

1 minute ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Clinton Morrison with the inside Palace scoop...by repeating all the things those around him have just said. Stunning insight. 

that's pretty much what he does on the radio when discussing football, repeat what has just been said by the other (slightly) more intelligent pundits. I've posted before that his job requires two things, to be articulate and to offer some insight/interesting thoughts. He offers neither. 

[RedArmy]

1 minute ago, whelk said:

Piers Morgan your hero?

CB Fry is my hero, but you do a good impression. 

[Convict Colony]

3 minutes ago, sfc4prem said:

Brentford fan IIRC. Didn't she cite the misogynistic culture in Sky Sports as a reason for leaving?

Listen everyone has their knockers 

[Danbert]

9 minutes ago, VectisSaint said:

or Fraser Forster. Surely we should be all over him.

Eugh - that gave men an unfortunate mental image

[LegalEagle]

Just now, Danbert said:

Eugh - that gave men an unfortunate mental image

Like being hugged by the Honey Monster. One for the over 45’s amongst us.

[SNSUN]

SSN coverage could have been worse...

[Saint_clark]

Just now, SNSUN said:

SSN coverage could have been worse...

Mods ban him for this please.

[SNSUN]

Kaveh Solhokol just said he's on the roof of a pub on the Fulham road outside Chelsea ground. Quick, someone local get there in the next 31 minutes and lob some dildos up there!

[hypochondriac]

Half an hour until the world's biggest slamming sesh.

[Oh no Mick Mills]

9 minutes ago, Chez said:

that's pretty much what he does on the radio when discussing football, repeat what has just been said by the other (slightly) more intelligent pundits. I've posted before that his job requires two things, to be articulate and to offer some insight/interesting thoughts. He offers neither. 

He is a terrible Pundit. I can't believe Sky can't find someone more articulate and insightful. 

[Costa del Solent]

Anyone taken a dildo to the mush yet? I can’t relax until I know this has happened. 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Costa del Solent said:

Anyone taken a dildo to the mush yet? I can’t relax until I know this has happened. 

My missus keeps asking but I'm not brave enough. 

[Weston Super Saint]

14 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Agile, aggressive, front pawed, a better catcher than Baz...

Is Leo a free agent?

No. A cat.

[Costa del Solent]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

My missus keeps asking but I'm not brave enough. 

Come on! It’s gonna SLAM shut ffs 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Costa del Solent said:

Come on! It’s gonna SLAM shut ffs 

My window was never open. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, Weston Super Saint said:

No. A cat.

Well, if you're going to be speciest about progressing the club...

[Weston Super Saint]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Well, if you're going to be speciest about progressing the club...

I am. A cat is a cat. No amount of dressing up will change that. Not even a hat.

[TheSoundman]

Just now, Weston Super Saint said:

I am. A cat is a cat. No amount of dressing up will change that. Not even a hat.

There definitely used to be a cat in goal for Melchester Rovers. Come on, give him a chance!

[Big M]

I've been sat in St Mary's car park for 6 hours now with a pair of goalkeeper gloves on and still no offer of a contract FFS.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Weston Super Saint said:

I am. A cat is a cat. No amount of dressing up will change that. Not even a hat.

Think of the merchandising! 

Besides, Chelsea used to have one. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Big M said:

I've been sat in St Mary's car park for 6 hours now with a pair of goalkeeper gloves on and still no offer of a contract FFS.

Try dropping something, only to catch it low and to your left. 

[Weston Super Saint]

1 minute ago, Big M said:

I've been sat in St Mary's car park for 6 hours now with a pair of goalkeeper gloves on and still no offer of a contract FFS.

That's because in six hours absolutely nothing has got past you!

Those aren't the skills we need for our keepers.

[Dank]

22 minutes ago, Patches O Houlihan said:

My dog is called Flynn and I just fed him chicken livers 🤪

True Story

I named my kid's hamster Jason Puncheon after the amount of time I spent clearing out his cage

[Midfield_General]

4 minutes ago, TheSoundman said:

There definitely used to be a cat in goal for Melchester Rovers. Come on, give him a chance!

Charlie Carter

An impressive custodian

 

[Chez]

10 minutes ago, Oh no Mick Mills said:

He is a terrible Pundit. I can't believe Sky can't find someone more articulate and insightful. 

he's on Sky? meh, not bothered as don't have it. It's having my license fee being spent on him that gets my goat

[Wade Garrett]

4 minutes ago, Big M said:

I've been sat in St Mary's car park for 6 hours now with a pair of goalkeeper gloves on and still no offer of a contract FFS.

Stick with it.  Worked for Bazunu.

[saintant]

These comments are the equivalent of a Mexican wave when nothing is happening on the pitch.

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, saintant said:

These comments are the equivalent of a Mexican wave when nothing is happening on the pitch.

Saints keeping us waiting. Shame they couldn't have just announced it early doors then we could do something else!

[Holmes_and_Watson]

14 minutes ago, Costa del Solent said:

Anyone taken a dildo to the mush yet? I can’t relax until I know this has happened. 

The presenter actually just said there's been a lot of willies.

But that turned out to be a lot of will he, won't he's. 🙂

[TheSoundman]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

Saints keeping us waiting. Shame they couldn't have just announced it early doors then we could do something else!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If they'd have announced it an hour ago we'd still be right here, but we'd be hoping for Level 10. LOL

[Suhari]

26 minutes ago, Hengistbury Header said:

45 minutes to go. 
 

Leo in? Bree and Taylor out?

That’s one every 15 minutes.

Yes.

 

[hypochondriac]

Just now, TheSoundman said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If they'd have announced it an hour ago we'd still be right here, but we'd be hoping for Level 10. LOL

Truth. Finishing a game on level 9 is disgusting though.

[Saint Scott]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

Truth. Finishing a game on level 9 is disgusting though.

Think they'll probably launch it as the final level/boss

[Saint Scott]

 

Edited 5 hours ago by Saint Scott