Ben Garner appointed new first team coach

[vectraman]

How long until…

Tonda no longa 

Garner is goner

 

[USaintA]

Known as, "Jennifer" in the dressing room, apparently.

[Football Special]

27 minutes ago, vectraman said:

How long until…

Tonda no longa 

Garner is goner

 

End of month for Tonda I reckon if we fail to beat Hull, Sheffield United and Pompey 

[tdmickey3]

9 hours ago, Football Special said:

End of month for Tonda I reckon WHEN we fail to beat Hull, Sheffield United and Pompey 

Fixed it for you

[Miltonaggro]

Lose to the filth down the road and Tonda & Co. are toast regardless. No coming back from that.

Edited Wednesday at 09:04 by Miltonaggro

[Turkish]

i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints

Promoted into the role after 1 year  for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years

Congratulations on the promotion Albert!

 

 

 

 

Edited Wednesday at 18:56 by Turkish

[sockeye]

5 minutes ago, Turkish said:

i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints

Promoted into the role after 1 year  for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years

Congratulations on the promotion Alfie!

 

 

 

 

from PFF to Barclays, I’m glad to see Saints is poaching personnel to build a recruitment dream team to execute our finely crafted sporting strategy 

[tdmickey3]

5 minutes ago, Turkish said:

i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints

Promoted into the role after 1 year  for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years

Congratulations on the promotion Alfie!

 

 

 

 

How high is he on the inheritance list for first team head coach. 

[BarberSaint]

4 hours ago, tdmickey3 said:

How high is he on the inheritance list for first team head coach. 

17th.

[Miltonaggro]

5 hours ago, Turkish said:

i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints

Promoted into the role after 1 year  for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years

Congratulations on the promotion Alfie!

 

 

 

 

This bloke must be Ankerson’s wet dream!  Imagine the kudos when he wins the treble with Saints. At least he’s used to dealing with overpriced vegetables and manure. 

[Turkish]

5 hours ago, sockeye said:

from PFF to Barclays, I’m glad to see Saints is poaching personnel to build a recruitment dream team to execute our finely crafted sporting strategy 

 

5 hours ago, tdmickey3 said:

How high is he on the inheritance list for first team head coach. 

with 4 and half years in sales the garden centre he'd have large experience with transactions and will also be comfortable carrying out instructions in a high pressured environment, coupled with his analysis experience i think we've got someone with highly transferable skills who would make the ideal first team coach carrying out all Rasmus instructions.

[coalman]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

 

with 4 and half years in sales the garden centre he'd have large experience with transactions and will also be comfortable carrying out instructions in a high pressured environment, coupled with his analysis experience i think we've got someone with highly transferable skills who would make the ideal first team coach carrying out all Rasmus instructions.

This is unfair. He has spent at least 4 hours and fifty quid getting his online Professional Football Scouts Assocation level one in Talent Identification level one.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, coalman said:

This is unfair. He has spent at least 4 hours and fifty quid getting his online Professional Football Scouts Assocation level one in Talent Identification level one.

As it's an online course, that's 4-6 hours to find the internet, and you get a pass.

Higher (more expensive) levels include:-

Obtain Club login details from IT

Access Intranet

Locate database

Using filters to exclude major leagues and current ability

Using filters to include high ceilings, minor leagues, high injury proneness and fantasy sell on value

Information awareness: Formerly how to anticipate changing markets and talent pools. Now how to pick up on where senior execs have contacts or believe will be the next big thing.

How to listen to Rasmus without a sick bag. Advanced Students Only (Warning: Students who have worked for prolonged periods in an actual industry will require medical certification of fortitude)

[saintant]

5 hours ago, Turkish said:

 

with 4 and half years in sales the garden centre he'd have large experience with transactions and will also be comfortable carrying out instructions in a high pressured environment, coupled with his analysis experience i think we've got someone with highly transferable skills who would make the ideal first team coach carrying out all Rasmus instructions.

This bloke's got to be a plant surely. Either that or a grass in the dressing room/

[Saint Fan CaM]

Ben G is an inspired choice by Rasmus as our next Head Coach after Tonda gets the chop. Yep, clearly SFC is not broken anywhere near enough.

[Turkish]

8 hours ago, saintant said:

This bloke's got to be a plant surely. Either that or a grass in the dressing room/

Hopefully we can see the green shoots of recovery under him and we can weed out the cliques. 

[tdmickey3]

14 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Hopefully we can see the green shoots of recovery under him and we can weed out the cliques. 

[malcolm waldron]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

Hopefully we can see the green shoots of recovery under him and we can weed out the cliques. 

This one's got all the makings of a small fish in a big pond.....

[Miltonaggro]

2 hours ago, malcolm waldron said:

This one's got all the makings of a small fish in a big pond.....

Yep, a right fucking bloater! 

[Killers Knee]

So if we continue to play like a bag'o'shite in the 2nd half, will Ben Garner, be dishing out lines or detentions?

[tdmickey3]

18 minutes ago, Killers Knee said:

So if we continue to play like a bag'o'shite in the 2nd half, will Ben Garner, be dishing out lines or detentions?

Extra homework.....  a trip to Dubai