Football Special Posted January 6 Posted January 6 27 minutes ago, vectraman said: How long until… Tonda no longa Garner is goner End of month for Tonda I reckon if we fail to beat Hull, Sheffield United and Pompey 2
tdmickey3 Posted January 7 Posted January 7 9 hours ago, Football Special said: End of month for Tonda I reckon WHEN we fail to beat Hull, Sheffield United and Pompey Fixed it for you
Miltonaggro Posted January 7 Author Posted January 7 (edited) Lose to the filth down the road and Tonda & Co. are toast regardless. No coming back from that. Edited January 7 by Miltonaggro 3
Turkish Posted January 7 Posted January 7 (edited) i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints Promoted into the role after 1 year for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years Congratulations on the promotion Albert! Edited January 7 by Turkish 10
sockeye Posted January 7 Posted January 7 5 minutes ago, Turkish said: i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints Promoted into the role after 1 year for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years Congratulations on the promotion Alfie! from PFF to Barclays, I’m glad to see Saints is poaching personnel to build a recruitment dream team to execute our finely crafted sporting strategy 2
tdmickey3 Posted January 7 Posted January 7 5 minutes ago, Turkish said: i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints Promoted into the role after 1 year for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years Congratulations on the promotion Alfie! How high is he on the inheritance list for first team head coach.
BarberSaint Posted January 7 Posted January 7 4 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: How high is he on the inheritance list for first team head coach. 17th.
Miltonaggro Posted January 7 Author Posted January 7 5 hours ago, Turkish said: i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints Promoted into the role after 1 year for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years Congratulations on the promotion Alfie! This bloke must be Ankerson’s wet dream! Imagine the kudos when he wins the treble with Saints. At least he’s used to dealing with overpriced vegetables and manure. 1 3
Turkish Posted January 7 Posted January 7 5 hours ago, sockeye said: from PFF to Barclays, I’m glad to see Saints is poaching personnel to build a recruitment dream team to execute our finely crafted sporting strategy 5 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: How high is he on the inheritance list for first team head coach. with 4 and half years in sales the garden centre he'd have large experience with transactions and will also be comfortable carrying out instructions in a high pressured environment, coupled with his analysis experience i think we've got someone with highly transferable skills who would make the ideal first team coach carrying out all Rasmus instructions.
coalman Posted January 7 Posted January 7 1 hour ago, Turkish said: with 4 and half years in sales the garden centre he'd have large experience with transactions and will also be comfortable carrying out instructions in a high pressured environment, coupled with his analysis experience i think we've got someone with highly transferable skills who would make the ideal first team coach carrying out all Rasmus instructions. This is unfair. He has spent at least 4 hours and fifty quid getting his online Professional Football Scouts Assocation level one in Talent Identification level one. 3
Holmes_and_Watson Posted January 7 Posted January 7 1 hour ago, coalman said: This is unfair. He has spent at least 4 hours and fifty quid getting his online Professional Football Scouts Assocation level one in Talent Identification level one. As it's an online course, that's 4-6 hours to find the internet, and you get a pass. Higher (more expensive) levels include:- Obtain Club login details from IT Access Intranet Locate database Using filters to exclude major leagues and current ability Using filters to include high ceilings, minor leagues, high injury proneness and fantasy sell on value Information awareness: Formerly how to anticipate changing markets and talent pools. Now how to pick up on where senior execs have contacts or believe will be the next big thing. How to listen to Rasmus without a sick bag. Advanced Students Only (Warning: Students who have worked for prolonged periods in an actual industry will require medical certification of fortitude) 5
saintant Posted January 7 Posted January 7 5 hours ago, Turkish said: with 4 and half years in sales the garden centre he'd have large experience with transactions and will also be comfortable carrying out instructions in a high pressured environment, coupled with his analysis experience i think we've got someone with highly transferable skills who would make the ideal first team coach carrying out all Rasmus instructions. This bloke's got to be a plant surely. Either that or a grass in the dressing room/ 4
Saint Fan CaM Posted January 8 Posted January 8 Ben G is an inspired choice by Rasmus as our next Head Coach after Tonda gets the chop. Yep, clearly SFC is not broken anywhere near enough. 3
Turkish Posted January 8 Posted January 8 8 hours ago, saintant said: This bloke's got to be a plant surely. Either that or a grass in the dressing room/ Hopefully we can see the green shoots of recovery under him and we can weed out the cliques. 2
tdmickey3 Posted January 8 Posted January 8 14 minutes ago, Turkish said: Hopefully we can see the green shoots of recovery under him and we can weed out the cliques.
malcolm waldron Posted January 8 Posted January 8 2 hours ago, Turkish said: Hopefully we can see the green shoots of recovery under him and we can weed out the cliques. This one's got all the makings of a small fish in a big pond.....
Miltonaggro Posted January 8 Author Posted January 8 2 hours ago, malcolm waldron said: This one's got all the makings of a small fish in a big pond..... Yep, a right fucking bloater!
Killers Knee Posted January 8 Posted January 8 So if we continue to play like a bag'o'shite in the 2nd half, will Ben Garner, be dishing out lines or detentions?
tdmickey3 Posted January 8 Posted January 8 18 minutes ago, Killers Knee said: So if we continue to play like a bag'o'shite in the 2nd half, will Ben Garner, be dishing out lines or detentions? Extra homework..... a trip to Dubai
saintant Posted Monday at 17:17 Posted Monday at 17:17 How is Ben getting on? Has he managed to rattle any cages or is he in charge of cones and nothing else?
Turkish Posted Monday at 17:20 Posted Monday at 17:20 2 minutes ago, saintant said: How is Ben getting on? Has he managed to rattle any cages or is he in charge of cones and nothing else? Ben and Tondas Little Kingdom is coming on really well i hear. 6
lumuah Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago On 07/01/2026 at 12:54, Turkish said: i See we've added Albert Jones to the coaching roster as 1st Team Analyst. 3.7 years experience at Saints Promoted into the role after 1 year for U21, 1 year as performance analyst, 7 months before that as Academy analyst, Prior to this he held a role for 6 months work at PFF whom he joined from Oaktree Garden Centre where he held the role of Shop Assistant for 4.5 years Congratulations on the promotion Albert! You'd think he'd be able to spot some of the vegetables we have on the field. I hear he can spot a good runner. He was instrumental in getting a goalie that isn't rooted to the spot. He has overseen the shoots of growth in the academy, and is now ready to prune the first team dead wood. Has experience with manure, so is used to dealing with s*** week in, week out. He is trying to stop the rot with perennial hope. His experience can help because he is used to dealing with things wilting and struggling to stay up. He has dealt with fertiliser for 4 years - pretty much the same as Sports Republic The time it took to watch plants grow has equipped him to be able to watch Saints playing out from the back. That's enough, i'm out...
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