Saints Expelled from Playoffs

[James G]

9 minutes ago, Dman said:

where have you seen that?

It was a newspaper story I read in the many stories

BBC - Tigers are fully focused on southampton (headline)

Edited 7 hours ago by James G

[Saint Marky]

I have it on good authority that Saints will be in the final Saturday, as they have agreed to certain caveats to proceed. Firstly, the Middlesbrough squad will accompany our team, walking hand in hand onto the pitch in full Middlesbrough kit as mascots, so they get a taste of that famous Wembley final atmosphere. Half time entertainment will include  a centre circle bare knuckle fight between Kim and Tonda, which Tonda must lose and then cry like a baby, with the concluding act being a naked Spors being tarred and feathered by Gibson, who’s dressed as Jesus.

[saintant]

1 minute ago, Saint Marky said:

I have it on good authority that Saints will be in the final Saturday, as they have agreed to certain caveats to proceed. Firstly, the Middlesbrough squad will accompany our team, walking hand in hand onto the pitch in full Middlesbrough kit as mascots, so they get a taste of that famous Wembley final atmosphere. Half time entertainment will include  a centre circle bare knuckle fight between Kim and Tonda, which Tonda must lose and then cry like a baby, with the concluding act being a naked Spors being tarred and feathered by Gibson, who’s dressed as Jesus.

It's more feasible than some of the stuff I've read.

[tdmickey3]

1 minute ago, Saint Marky said:

I have it on good authority that Saints will be in the final Saturday, as they have agreed to certain caveats to proceed. Firstly, the Middlesbrough squad will accompany our team, walking hand in hand onto the pitch in full Middlesbrough kit as mascots, so they get a taste of that famous Wembley final atmosphere. Half time entertainment will include  a centre circle bare knuckle fight between Kim and Tonda, which Tonda must lose and then cry like a baby, with the concluding act being a naked Spors being tarred and feathered by Gibson, who’s dressed as Jesus.

I think you've nailed it are you ITK

[Wurzel]

8 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

I just sent this to my nephew who is a current pro player, and he reckons this is absolutely spot on. 

He thinks the whole story is massively overblown. He said it's obviously not great sportsmanship, but (and this is interesting) that lineups and tactics get leaked all the time through other means anyway, so someone watching training from behind a tree wouldn't get anything that would have any impact on the outcome of a game, and he can't see anything other than a fine in all likelihood.

Exactly. If young Mr Salt had just said he was researching on behalf of a Malaysian gambling organisation they'd have probably told him to fuck off and that would have been the end of it.  Its not often a satrting line up has many if any surprises, somehow they generally get out

[stfrancisofbenali]

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

[trousers]

Just now, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

Source?

[RedArmy]

Just now, trousers said:

Source?

probably the same source that said the case was being heard on Thursday 

[leesaint88]

Just now, trousers said:

Source?

Tea leaves 

[James G]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

Source?

Probably the lover of Sekou Mara

[die Mannyschaft]

Remind me who are the people at the hearing?

[Saint Marky]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

Source?

Two bottles of brandy

[stfrancisofbenali]

2 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

probably the same source that said the case was being heard on Thursday 

Boro’s was.

[RedArmy]

Just now, stfrancisofbenali said:

Boro’s was.

They’re not involved 

[trousers]

1 hour ago, edprice1984 said:

Surely the bigger question is why is a bloke from Peru supporting Hull?

 

Well, someone had to give it a go, but WTF is chatgpt smoking here...?!

 

Edited 7 hours ago by trousers

[Dman]

6 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

Bullying 😂

[saintant]

Here's another thought. We know Boro's training pitch is there for any Tom, Dick or Will to view. Assuming our Will was stood there looking through his phone what would the first question to him have been? Something along the lines of, 'Oi, what you doing? you can't film here.' Wouldn't he then have said, 'Sorry, I didn't realise that' then calmly stuck his phone in his pocket and walked away.

They must get dozens of people watching and trying to take photos of pro footballers. Yet our bloke is immediately identified as a spy. 

Something super dodgy about all of this.

[Willo of Whiteley]

I’ve just started going on the wind up of Middlesbrough accounts on Twitter.

If you’re stupid enough to be a Boro account and still be peddling bullshit with no facts then don’t cry when you get challenged back. 😂

It’s been quite entertaining so far!

[James G]

4 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Boro’s was.

I'm just wondering. Do you love Sekou Mara?

[LegalEagle]

8 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

I assume you are a Saints fan. How old are you? Go and give your head a wobble. A really odd thing to do to try and wind up your own fan base. Go and get some friends.

[saintant]

10 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

Was that among the charges? Didn't know that 🙂

[hypochondriac]

11 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

The only person who should be pulled up for bullying is THB on the Boro strikers. 

[hypochondriac]

I love that a hearing convened to establish if Southampton had broken rules by spying would uncover serious bullying claims that had hitherto been hidden. This independent panel are good! 

[Dirkdiggler]

18 minutes ago, James G said:

It was a newspaper story I read in the many stories

BBC - Tigers are fully focused on southampton (headline)

I read that as well 

[Secret Site Agent]

4 minutes ago, saintant said:

Here's another thought. We know Boro's training pitch is there for any Tom, Dick or Will to view. Assuming our Will was stood there looking through his phone what would the first question to him have been? Something along the lines of, 'Oi, what you doing? you can't film here.' Wouldn't he then have said, 'Sorry, I didn't realise that' then calmly stuck his phone in his pocket and walked away.

They must get dozens of people watching and trying to take photos of pro footballers. Yet our bloke is immediately identified as a spy. 

Something super dodgy about all of this.

I thought the same.

How many people have turned up to Staplewood to watch Saints, and how many have the Security Guards thought "they are from another team".

You would assume he was a fan.

[skintsaint]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

I love that a hearing convened to establish if Southampton had broken rules by spying would uncover serious bullying claims that had hitherto been hidden. This independent panel are good! 

Not to mention bullying is more of an internal matter i expect....

[Dman]

3 minutes ago, LegalEagle said:

I assume you are a Saints fan. How old are you? Go and give your head a wobble. A really odd thing to do to try and wind up your own fan base. Go and get some friends.

I had a breif flick through his posts and it appears to consist of not much more than 

false ITK claims about spygate and avidly defending Cameron Archer. 

Can file this one under WUM or aggrieved family memeber of Archer. 

[Toussaint]

1 hour ago, SNSUN said:

Just sick of waiting. And ChatGPT blocked me from making pictures until 22:00hrs tonight. Bastards.

I get that, did it say something about explicit, tasteful, cooldown periods  and guidelines? It most be a glitch.

[James G]

4 minutes ago, saintant said:

Here's another thought. We know Boro's training pitch is there for any Tom, Dick or Will to view. Assuming our Will was stood there looking through his phone what would the first question to him have been? Something along the lines of, 'Oi, what you doing? you can't film here.' Wouldn't he then have said, 'Sorry, I didn't realise that' then calmly stuck his phone in his pocket and walked away.

They must get dozens of people watching and trying to take photos of pro footballers. Yet our bloke is immediately identified as a spy. 

Something super dodgy about all of this.

It is strange. It appears the Boro fans go and watch it all the time, can imagine they take photos and film stuff just to show friends

Then all of a sudden, look there is Will Salt

[die Mannyschaft]

The Times say Southampton will know the verdict of hearing on Wednesday 

[Paul_B]

7 minutes ago, saintant said:

Here's another thought. We know Boro's training pitch is there for any Tom, Dick or Will to view. Assuming our Will was stood there looking through his phone what would the first question to him have been? Something along the lines of, 'Oi, what you doing? you can't film here.' Wouldn't he then have said, 'Sorry, I didn't realise that' then calmly stuck his phone in his pocket and walked away.

They must get dozens of people watching and trying to take photos of pro footballers. Yet our bloke is immediately identified as a spy. 

Something super dodgy about all of this.

This was my initial thought when it all first emerged. All just too fucking weird and completely stinks of bullshit. 

Can't believe it's still dragging on! 

This thread is funny as fuck as though.

[hypochondriac]

4 minutes ago, die Mannyschaft said:

The Times say Southampton will know the verdict of hearing on Wednesday 

I feel like we are in back to the future and someone has travelled forward to tell us the breaking news from 10am this morning. 

Edited 7 hours ago by hypochondriac

[Miltonaggro]

18 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

I didn’t know that Columbo was on the Panel. Just our luck!

[badgerx16]

16 minutes ago, die Mannyschaft said:

Remind me who are the people at the hearing?

Prosecuting, the terribly wronged Middlesborough

Defending, ( guilty as charged ), the most corrupt and heinous cheats in the history of sports.

[hypochondriac]

I heard there's a big announcement at 5pm.

[Sevvy]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

I heard there's a big announcement at 5pm.

Yep saying there is a big announcement at 6pm.

[St Chalet]

Guys, lets keep it tidy to eachother. 

Also those who are posting ITK snippets please try and be less cryptic to avoid hysteria.

[saintant]

5 minutes ago, die Mannyschaft said:

The Times say Southampton will know the verdict of hearing on Wednesday 

Did they say which Wednesday? Asking for a friend.

[musesaint]

The First time I’ve looked at this thread today.

Looks like the stress of the situation is pushing some people totally over the edge. 

[MB]

Longer this goes on the more I think we could be screwed. If it was points deduction / fine etc it would be out by now. Hope i am wrong 

[kitch]

2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

I heard there's a big announcement at 5pm.

 

1 minute ago, Sevvy said:

Yep saying there is a big announcement at 6pm.

Big announcement at 7pm

[trousers]

7 minutes ago, James G said:

It is strange. It appears the Boro fans go and watch it all the time, can imagine they take photos and film stuff just to show friends

Then all of a sudden, look there is Will Salt

Yep... another 'tick' for the set-up theory...

[saintant]

Just now, MB said:

Longer this goes on the more I think we could be screwed. If it was points deduction / fine etc it would be out by now. Hope i am wrong 

The opposite for me. Which causes more turmoil if announced late a) us being kicked out or b) fine and points deduction?

[Saint Marky]

2 minutes ago, St Chalet said:

Guys, lets keep it tidy to eachother. 

Also those who are posting ITK snippets please try and be less cryptic to avoid hysteria.

I neither confirmed or denied I was ITK

[LegalEagle]

Just now, saintant said:

The opposite for me. Which causes more turmoil if announced late a) us being kicked out or b) fine and points deduction?

Agree - we’ve apparently sold nearly 38k tickets as well. Good effort Saints fans.

[Hatch]

Have Boro proof they were even at that training session.  They were probably in the gym And Salt was filming the under 18s 

I’ve seen no images of them there.  Case dismissed 

[badgerx16]

2 minutes ago, MB said:

Longer this goes on the more I think we could be screwed. If it was points deduction / fine etc it would be out by now. Hope i am wrong 

Has the hearing concluded ? Nobody outside the panel will know anything at least until then.

[Gogledd Saint]

18 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Boro’s was.

 

26 minutes ago, stfrancisofbenali said:

Eckert is done for. Probably Spors too. Serious bullying claims. EFL board meeting now. 

Get Franny's name out of your mouth!!

[saintant]

3 minutes ago, St Chalet said:

Guys, lets keep it tidy to eachother. 

Also those who are posting ITK snippets please try and be less cryptic to avoid hysteria.

Bit late in the day for that 🙂

[Pamplemousse]

It's only disruptive because of Boro media trying to force an agenda.

EFL have told Hull and us we're playing on Saturday