Miltonaggro

And we were right...

This. Hopefully a decent enough chap to give something back to the club, however it is 2014...

All elbows though, Clyde!...

I believe the phrase is LMFAO! Only to be improved if £s per minute / goals / assists was added!

Interesting, a cross between rock me Amadeus and boom, boom, shake the room. Who'd have thought it?!

Love you. F*ckety bye!

Bosnian Saint...

You're close here, Art, I feel. None of the runners thought that the backlash would be as intense, or that they'd struggle, or that saints would start the season so strongly. The charm offensive from the splitters starts here...

Brilliant just brilliant, pure class and entertainment! Patronise that Wenger you sour faced c*nt!...

Even relegation to division three!...

I hope so, I'd like to buy him a pint!

We need to track this gentleman down, the epitome of the knowledgable Liverpool fan :-)

That did make me smile. With cats it's about marking territory!...

I think it's rumoured to be Chris Hoy, a panic buy what with the referendum!

New contract got to be on the cards for Corky, class, class act!

Hats off to Koeman, who is top, top class. Playing with a swagger today, and there is a distinct possibility that by January potential mid season moves to Spurs and the dippers won't look quite so appealing. Be nice if Villa could draw against the scousers to round off a great day, with Vlaar giving Lovren and Lallana a good hiding for a Brucie bonus...

Apparently the Accrington chairman is a violent nudist, who attacked Beattie in the shower. There's a pattern forming here...

Lol! I have it on good authority that he has now changed his name by deed poll to Rupert Academy Lowe, and that the RL on the track suit top has finally peeled off after being hung up next to the knee length pale rider Barbour. Safe for now...

F*cking hell! I hope Rupert Lowe hasn't won!

Lol! He should have been charged with skipping without due care and attention!

Les, Les, Lesley Reed, Toby, Tony, Alderweed...

Tadic in the games so far, but the signing of Alderweireld is a major statement in terms of the quality the club (Koeman) can now attract, on paper he makes mincemeat out of the likes of Lovren per se. DT called it right, and Big Ron is key, and the beauty of having a bona fide legend at the helm is that I don't think he will be off the first time a bigger club flashes their knickers!...

Laughable, and it looks like Pochettino is becoming increasingly desperate. Still, if you dance with the Devil...

You Reds!...

To be fair the KFC drive-thru at Millbrook was going out of their way...