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This thread made me lol

To the tune of The Addams Family: The Portsmouth scum are famous For their reputed gheyness They sh*g a fishes anus The inbred family.

Or urinating on it. Could you ever again sit in a seat that a Skate peed on? (W******d you ****ychops)

Boy it'd suck to not know the stadium and get a season ticket for row A in the Itchin...

Not that I'm complaining about the one stripe, because I like the thought of going retro, but with the predominantly white background it looks a bit like a polo shirt. Although it's better white than pink. Or blue...

I agree. The League would have so many lawsuits on their hands from clubs that have suffered like us that they wouldn't do it. (Though I would take Pompey not getting the points deduction if we can get ours wiped...)

My missus is blind as a bat, so I'll be sitting in row A in the Kingsland. I was amazed to find out that there is no row A in the Itchin though, anyone know why?

Meh, their buttocks are on their necks, they're so inbred. :-D

If all goes well on Tuesday... Que Sera Sera We're Going To WemberLey You'll be in the CCC Que Sera Sera It's not brilliant but I'm not Shakespeare.

I now have mine in my possession. I don't know what the rules were, but I ordered two last Saturday and got them. Online booking rocks. I will now sellotape them to my buttocks for theft prevention, no-one dare go near there...

Oh whoops! I wrote that quickly! I meant his debut appearance against his former club. There, that's enough digging!

Cake yes. Cakehole, no.

We'll win there. I don't know why I'm so confident, but with Punch in the side making his debut, I think we'll be too strong for them. Interesting to see how Seaborne fares on his debut, hope he does well to shut the moaning Exeter fans up about his ability. 2-0 to us, with a much better performance than of late.

Mid-Table in the Premiership. Where we were in the early noughties, thus it would've taken about 13 years to sort out the mess...

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I actually understood that, which is worrying...

I'd be suprised if the MK Dons game was a sell out, if MK Dons haven't been able to sell all their tickets, maybe more blocks will be open for us. I'd also be suprised if Wembley tickets (should we get there) didn't go on general sale, it's a bloody big stadium. I do have tickets for both games, but if I could only afford one of the games, it would've been the Dons game as I'd LOVE to see our boys play at Wembley.

Cyprus. My olds have owned a couple of properties out there for about 8 years and I'm the only one in my entire family (extended family too, and their friends) that hasn't yet been. (Laziness, expense, passport issues etc etc) This year though, my girlfriend and I will be jetting off to Paphos, as my Dad says he's selling up next year. Might as well enjoy it while they have it.

It sounds to me like they stil hold hope of staying up, the "Rupert Lowe mentality" we had last year when holding off on administration until too late. By signing players, Portsmouth are literally increasing their own debt, but IMO they believe they can stay up which, of course, makes a huge difference in income rather than getting relegated. Of course you can see it, I can see it, the world can see it, everybody can see it except PFC that they're doomed. I don't want them to go bust, no supporter no matter how inbred or moronic they may be, deserves to see one of their passions in life cease to exist. (Damn you Windsor Snooker Club, damn you to hell.)

As long as the game goes ahead (just got my tickets), I don't care what happens to them afterwards...

Feel free to Poke me Hatch. :smt103

**** them all, I'm not fussy.

I'm still happily perving over the photos of ladies I went to school with. Until that gets old, I'll stick with Facebook.

Booked mine on there last Friday, though still waiting for them with crossed fingers!

Agree, this was one of his "weaker" months, but it has made up for him missing out on the months when I thought he should have won it. I'd be suprised if he even won our own Player of the Month competition - I would say that it would be close between Fonte, Mills and Antonio.