Crab Lungs

I really, really f()cking hate Neil Allen. Possibly one of the biggest c()nts I've never had the misfortune of meeting.

Hello chums Just wondered if any of you have had the opportunity to do so? I'm assuming "Tokyos" (as Bearsy calls him) has, but has anyone else? What are your experiences of Japan? I'd be very interested to know! Thanks in advance

I don't think we should rule it completely out. Le Saux came to us from Chelsea and in his time, he was a top-class leftback (maybe he was on a slight downward trajectory though). He, admitidely, also fell for the undeniable charm of the South Coast. We're just an hour away from London, 45 minutes from Bournemouth and have a regional airport which services much of Europe. We also have some great waterfront and forest pubs, a huge regeneration programme taking place in the city, meaning more amenities for the likes of Ashley (and Cheryl, if she's up for it) to do. We've got the cruise terminal, West Quay and just a few miles north there's the idyllic Winchester - truly beautiful on a crisp winter's day. If he likes animals, he could easily scoot up to Marwell or better still, could even go pony riding in the New Forest with David Luiz. There really is quite a lot to do and see round here for a mature England international on £125,000pw... we definitely have enough comparable attractions to London so he might, might just be tempted. Can anyone else think of any more reasons than the one I have stated? I'm sure I've forgotten some!

And Oldham.

****ing Brentford.

Technically, they're far superior ... you're probably right as well, they'd probably turn England over and if they didn't, they'd still be the more impressive of the two sides.

Under 12,000 at FP. Massive.

You're absolutely right... but 'tards keep having a pop at the defence :-/

My mate no knew him and mentioned him after seeing this recent news story. He's spitting feathers about this

Welbeck makes no runs at all, bar the flick goal. He just stood there marked most of the half. Cleverley is double the player Jordan Henderson is... ....................which makes his just excruciatingly sh1t

Rosicky, but Dortmund wanted more than Rupert would pay. Drogba, £2m but we wouldn't pay that either. Adebayor... wasn't that a WP issue? Or was it attitude? O'Shea/Fletcher double deal at the start of 03/04 I think?

Any idea on the attendance of the bestest? Btw... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Question answered, thank you! And for that, you win a picture of a smug-looking Steve McClaren;

Enjoy your winnings I've just responded on FB. I love a gamble, but have no idea how I'll get around it to "complete" the challenge... any suggestions, or will I have to resort to good old fashioned doubles and trebles to lengthen the odds

Like the look of the draws... easy money

Accy Man City Montpellier Braga Chelsea Blackpool Leeds DNB £27 pays £220 And the £10 to £10,000 challenge 70 bets re-using your stake on "certains" on the in-play market, starting with £10. Just lumped a tenner on Skonto Riga at HT (2-0 up) at 1/9, then re-use the return on a similar bet and so-on. 70 bets later, I'll be £10,000 better off!

Wouldn't have happened with a FotB

Well said, Grant Holt http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19830762

I will make one, but only if you accept Forecast, Guly and Forte as the cover stars

DFCSB's relegated

Simply, WTF. Amazing.

All going to plan... until Derby cheat and get a Forest player sent off. F()CK OFF DERBY

Today's bets; 1 Anzhi Makhachkala v Volga Nyzhnyi Novgorod (Backing Anzhi Makhachkala @ 1.22) 2 Young Boys v Servette (Backing Young Boys @ 1.3) 3 Nottm Forest v Derby (Backing Nottm Forest @ 2.04) 4 Lazio v Siena (Backing Lazio @ 1.62) 5 Eintracht Frankfurt v Freiburg (Backing Eintracht Frankfurt @ 1.81) 6 Molde v Stabaek (Backing Molde @ 1.17) 7 Monaco v Ajaccio GFCO (Backing Monaco @ 1.41) 8 Real Madrid v Deportivo (Backing Real Madrid @ 1.1) 17.73/1 Stake £14.00 Returns £234.22 :scared::scared:

Christ, with you on that one. They really are unsporting and horrible. "Woah, get some!" "Ooooo-essss-aaaaaai" Oh f()ck off.

You can't blame the defence.. It's the midfield in front of them... playing so narrow, committing themselves when they shouldn't, positionally naive... Everton are just moving the ball into the spaces that we're not. Arrrrgh, brutal league. Could be a lot easier if you do the simple things right though...