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whelk

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Kruger went to Europe

to buy an apple strudel

Instead he bought a Manager

He's name is Hassenhuttl

 

He presses up the left flank

He presses up the right

And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

 

Has to be this imo, easy for the crowd to pick up and will get a couple of laughs, perfect.

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Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

 

To the tune of Du Hast by Rammstein.

 

The Northam singing Rammstein en masse would be a surreal sight.

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Serious point though, would anyone go to Europe to buy an apple strudel when you can buy a perfectly adequate one in Tescos? I haven’t checked Sainsbury’s but imagine they also have them.

 

Excellent point.

 

Les Reed's trip to buy a Lambourgini could also have been a bit of a ruse. Must be dealers in London if not locally surely.

 

Presumably some of Cortese's trips which ended up bringing players back, were really Silver Spoon Hunting Expeditions?

 

Wonder where RaHa will be going to purchase his washing machine in January?

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How about this very simple number to the tune, inevitably, of Rock Me Amadeus?

 

Hasenhuttl, Hasenhuttl, Hasenhuttl,

 

Hasenhuttl, Hasenhutl, Hasenhuttl,

 

Hasenhuttl, Hasenhutl, oh oh oh, Hasenhuttl

 

and then some words instead of a too obvious "Come and rock me Hasenhuttl" which would just be weird.

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...so good to have equalised

 

Chimes on Sunday morn

Today’s the day he sworn

To keep all the leads we have blown

And win at this place we call home

 

Now you’re at wheel

Tell me how, how does it feel

So good to have equalised

When we get a win it’ll light up your eyes

 

We’ll carry on through it all

With hassenhuttl

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Here we go, folks, you'll thank me later....or maybe not. To the tune of Hong Kong Phooey (google it if you're too young)....

 

 

Who is this super hero? Hoedt? No!

Austin the overweight centre forward? No

Ralph the mild mannered manager? Could be

 

Hasenhuttl, Austrian super guy,

Hasenhuttl, makes his players cry,

Oh, hes got style, a groovy smile, won’t let his players stop,

When the going gets rough, hes super tough

With the Hasenhuttl chop.

 

Hong kong phooey, Austrian super guy,

Hong kong phooey, quicker than the human eye.

 

Imagine the amusement of the person in the crowd starting that off!! Time to get my coat??

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What about something similar to the old Man City song for Yaya Kolo song. Ralf says "Ya" quite alot in interviews (and I love it) so here it goes:

 

"yaya, ya yaya, ya yaya, ya y Hasenhuttl, repeat and repeat. Or something along those lines.

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