Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Newcastle fan punches a horse... http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/newcastle-fan-fights-police-horse-post-sunderland-defeat-pictures-video/?#comment-863468272 Christ on a bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Bet you thought Biffa Bacon in Viz was entirely fictional ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Hope he goes down Furlong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Wonder what the mane charge will be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 What a complete weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Wonder what the mane charge will be ? Probably get let off lightly, it was clearly only a bit of horseplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Probably get let off lightly, it was clearly only a bit of horseplay. Something his wife will nag him about though when she sees it on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 The police are chomping at the bit to charge him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 He's certainly saddled himself with some unnecessary grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 The police are chomping at the bit to charge him. **** I was going to use that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 the horse got its own back on its rider for not protecting him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 That's what happens when you stirrup trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Hey rein in the puns, they're only allowed on the mane forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Seriously, what was the best he was hoping to happen in that situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATERSIDEIFASAINT Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 So hope newcastle are relegated. Now that would be really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Seriously, what was the best he was hoping to happen in that situation? Whats that got to do with a horse ? There is clearly a theme going on here ? The blokes clearly un-Stable anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Whats that got to do with a horse ? There is clearly a theme going on here ? The blokes clearly un-Stable anyway I know, didn't realise there were puns going on. I've had a right mare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 I know, didn't realise there were puns going on. I've had a right mare. This is much better, was going to have to hoof you out of the thread for a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Can't believe how the press is trying to stirrup a big issue out of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Whoa! Stop a horse. What's going on with the puns. I didn't mean to start this, I was just horsing around, time to rein it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Whoa! Stop a horse. What's going on with the puns. I didn't mean to start this, I was just horsing around, time to rein it in. Ok your fault. So who will fold first Jason Day or Adam Scott? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 14 April, 2013 Share Posted 14 April, 2013 Can't believe how the press is trying to stirrup a big issue out of this Have you just stolen my pun? Findus one of your own will you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 the horse got its own back on its rider for not protecting him Donkey punch I spose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Not Sure if this is Ant or Dec or what he is saying really but he is definitely in the throws of a melt down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGz8m2vaiA&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Sounds like Mongo from Blazing Saddles [video=youtube_share;O8cDfnQD0ws] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I'm bridling a bit at all these puns... Surprising result though, Sunderland won at a canter, and Newcastle just weren't at the races, which makes things more interesting towards the bottom. Wish I'd had a pony on Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Show some respect Sue, a horse has been punched. This is bigger than football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Maybe he thought it was his missus, this is the northeast after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Maybe he thought Andy Carroll had returned and just snapped at the thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 IN OTHER IMAGES TODAY THOSE OH SO TOUGH GEORDIE MEN ARE PICTURED FIGHTING WITH FEMALE POLICE OFFICERS. WHAT A CREDIT TO THEIR TEAM THEY AREN'T Sorry I had to shout, I'm a little bit Hoarse today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Donkey Punch fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I wonder what was the trigger for all the fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I bet he didn't think he would get National coverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I bet he didn't think he would get National coverage. Well, it was a Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Hope the horse hasn't suffered any sort of handicap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryoman1965 Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I am sure it was a spur of the moment thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) Most of these puns have been pony, though to be fair I'd imagine some have been made on the hoof. As for Sunderland, Di Canio has certainly whipped them into shape, under O'Neil they looked ready for the knacker's yard. Some of the Newcastle defending was terible but those Mackems wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth and took full advantage. Newcastle, on the other hand, need to saddle up for a relegation fight. If they don't, they risk closing the stable door after the horse has bolted. Edited 15 April, 2013 by anothersaintinsouthsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 It was a cinch, I suppose, that posters would take it in their stride to find as many creative puns as possible. Me? I shy away from this sort of thing. So, I'll let you guys jockey for bragging rights. Really have to hand it to you, though, you've harnessed some good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good. ^nicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good. Nay Mr Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Nay Mr Bear. Lol, mr bear is related to wimpy and little fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Heard the horse was taken to intensive care but is in stable condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northant Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Heard the horse was taken to intensive care but is in stable condition. He wasn't in furlong apparently, released this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Horses cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 He wasn't in furlong apparently, released this afternoon. Hay !! someone has already used that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Never look a gift horse in the mouth but change look for punch with big Geordie drunken fist or whatever. I think this thread has run it's course. Time to send it to the knackers yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Hay !! someone has already used that joke. Dont be so blinkered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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