whelk Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Buying the same colour socks makes selection easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Doing a good job gets you satisfaction, being a gobby w##ker gets you promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Your wife/girlfriend/mistress will frequently say one thing but mean the complete opposite. If she says everything is "fine" or "nothing is wrong" she actually means she is not "fine" and "something is wrong".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 You can't keep a dead hooker under your bed more than 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 You can't keep a dead hooker under your bed more than 3 days. Before she/he becomes a zombie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Before she/he becomes a zombie ? Before she becomes unf**kable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Buying the same colour socks makes selection easier Wise words but you ignore the highlight of not worrying about losing socks in the wash. It doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 (edited) Wearing odd socks brings humour, diversity and life into situations you were not expecting. I never wanted to say it right after the OP, but wearing the same socks every single day? You've never lived until you've crapped your pants. Edited 3 July, 2019 by Ohio Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 July, 2019 Share Posted 4 July, 2019 That life is something to be enjoyed and not endured. You only get one go at it so go for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 4 July, 2019 Share Posted 4 July, 2019 It would be nice to go back to the beginning and start again, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 July, 2019 Share Posted 4 July, 2019 It would be nice to go back to the beginning and start again, that's for sure. Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 July, 2019 Share Posted 4 July, 2019 Not learnt exactly - but getting confidence earlier in life would have made a huge difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 July, 2019 Share Posted 4 July, 2019 That life is something to be enjoyed and not endured. You only get one go at it so go for the best. We are Saints fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 July, 2019 Share Posted 4 July, 2019 We are Saints fans! ...and if you had your time over again would you change your team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 5 July, 2019 Share Posted 5 July, 2019 (edited) Not learnt exactly - but getting confidence earlier in life would have made a huge difference I agree, kinda. I've found though that too many people get successful by unmerited confidence over substance. I truly respect a person that is confident because they can actually back it up. Unless, of course you were just talking about confidence with girls, that would be an altogether different book. Edited 5 July, 2019 by Ohio Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 5 July, 2019 Share Posted 5 July, 2019 Oddly, My brother had, I thought, all the breaks I felt I never had as a second child. He went to Uni and became a dentist. money was shorter after that so I left school and got an apprenticeship. He was a dentist who started work at the same practice that he is now a partner of and still works there. I was a carpenter who went from job to job and also moved around to different countries to live. A couple of years ago, I mentioned to my daughter that I had always been a bit jealous of my brother's life, long holidays in Spain, security and respect.....She almost fell out ofe her chair! She was in touch with one of his daughters and told me that he had always been jealous of ME for travelling around, doing whatever I wanted and always landing on better ground! So obviously, the grass is always greener, and maybe that should be taken into account before we get into that time machine and try to upgrade our lives. In retrospect, I don't think I want to be a dentist after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 5 July, 2019 Share Posted 5 July, 2019 Been thinking about this topic more. You know what? If I knew then what I know now, I would not change the time my heart was broken by the girl I still wonder about even now. It wasn't an error, it was a lesson. I don't regret being married to a witch for 23 years, it consolidated the bond between my daughter and myself, who was much more aware of the situation than I was......Anything I remember about my past ends with a positive that you just can't see at the time. I think if you were able to go back in time and correct all the 'mistakes' you would make your life the blandest of potato salads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Personally I wish I'd heard her husband coming up the garden path slightly earlier. Maybe overtaking that lorry in Curdridge wasn't as wise as I thought at the time. That white trousers and shoes combo was a mistake. Other than that, I've been fairly happy just learning as I go. But anyone who says they have no regrets is kidding themselves - and no one else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Giving an honest answer to the question “does my bum look big in this” is not a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Giving an honest answer to the question “does my bum look big in this” is not a good idea. I usually find that “no more than usual” evokes the appropriate response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 But anyone who says they have no regrets is kidding themselves - and no one else. In later life it’s often said “You never regret what you’ve done, only what you haven’t done” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barsiem Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 Personally I wish I'd heard her husband coming up the garden path slightly earlier. Maybe overtaking that lorry in Curdridge wasn't as wise as I thought at the time. That white trousers and shoes combo was a mistake. Other than that, I've been fairly happy just learning as I go. But anyone who says they have no regrets is kidding themselves - and no one else. Disagree. My mistakes have led me to where I am today, and if I’m happy with that, why would I have any regrets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 If there's nothing on your journey that could be improved by a minor tweak, you are very fortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 In later life it’s often said “You never regret what you’ve done, only what you haven’t done” That’s just something people say when they are too old to remember how bad and embarrassing some of the stuff they did was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 That’s just something people say when they are too old to remember how bad and embarrassing some of the stuff they did was. Embarrassing? The one advantage of getting old is that you can say and do whatever you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 Making threads like this is the lowest point of ones internet life Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 Giving an honest answer to the question “does my bum look big in this” is not a good idea. "I dont think the clothes have anything to do with it, luv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barsiem Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 If there's nothing on your journey that could be improved by a minor tweak, you are very fortunate. That’s not the same as a regret though. You wouldn’t regret getting 98% in a test because you could have got 100%, unless the person is a perfectionist, in which case they’re doomed to a miserable existence anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 But I knew that someday I was going to die, and just before I died, two things would happen: Number 1, I would regret my entire life. Number 2, I would want to live my life over again. Hubert Selby Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 But I knew that someday I was going to die, and just before I died, two things would happen: Number 1, I would regret my entire life. Number 2, I would want to live my life over again. Hubert Selby Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 But I knew that someday I was going to die, and just before I died, two things would happen: Number 1, I would regret my entire life. Number 2, I would want to live my life over again. Hubert Selby Jr.We all Are of Walking abortions Shalom Shalom We all love our children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 Nothing. A younger me wouldn’t have listened or believed it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 13 July, 2019 Share Posted 13 July, 2019 Personally I wish I'd heard her husband coming up the garden path slightly earlier. They say you can't pee with an erection. Maybe so. But you can definitely shit with one when her husband gets home early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 14 July, 2019 Share Posted 14 July, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 14 July, 2019 Share Posted 14 July, 2019 They say you can't pee with an erection. Maybe so. But you can definitely shit with one when her husband gets home early. You can pee with an erection. It comes out really powerfully and straight. If you're going in the toilet standing up you need to squat so that you can angle it straight into the back of the pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 14 July, 2019 Share Posted 14 July, 2019 (edited) You can pee with an erection. It comes out really powerfully and straight. If you're going in the toilet standing up you need to squat so that you can angle it straight into the back of the pan. Alas many of us are forkers. Edited 14 July, 2019 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 14 July, 2019 Share Posted 14 July, 2019 That you need to pull your foreskin back to stop pee forking and spraying everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 14 July, 2019 Share Posted 14 July, 2019 I remember being 13......I had to do EVERYTHING with an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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