Saints 1-2 Arsenal - Thank F**k it’s All Over Thread

[Saint_clark]

2 minutes ago, SaintTex said:

well he does lead the club in goals this season with 4! hooray!

Well exactly. If we'd started him all season, he's shown that he can score goals. But we only used him consistently for a period of about two months. 

[obelisk]

FK in JWP territory.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, trousers said:

Free kick in JWP territory 

He's got a heck of a run up... but I think he'll do it! 🙂 

[trousers]

Just now, obelisk said:

FK in JWP territory.

Scooped!

[Saint Fan CaM]

2 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

All our players are terrified of shooting.

 

What is this s-h-o-o-t-i-n-g thing you speak of? 🤨

[Saint_clark]

Watch us score and it be disallowed because Stewart is stood distracting the keeper. WTF is he doing?

[trousers]

Good play Robinson!

[trousers]

Gooooooaaaaaallll!!!!!

That's shite Ross Stewart for you...

Edited 25 May, 2025 by trousers

[Viking Saint]

STEWART!!!!!

[Saint_clark]

Just now, trousers said:

Good play Robinson!

Shame he didn't go across the keeper, great run thought. Could have got a penalty if he went down just as he got in the box as well.

[coalman]

Stewart

[Holmes_and_Watson]

yeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!

[vectraman]

Nice feet from Robinson 👏

[Colinjb]

Damn, Ross Stewart!!!

He's back from the dead......

Edited 25 May, 2025 by Colinjb

[sockeye]

Only took him 2 years!

Jokes aside good to see him on the scoresheet!

Edited 25 May, 2025 by sockeye

[vectraman]

Get in there Stewart 👌

[Viking Saint]

That's been a looooooong time coming. Still waiting for VAR to rule it out though

[BotleySaint]

Great header. Lovely goal.

[Saint_clark]

Fair play Stewart, proper Lambert style header that. 

Loved Fernandes reaction taking the corner too.

[Matthew Le God]

1 minute ago, Colinjb said:

Damn, Ross Stewart!!!

I wonder if some people on here still think he should be released and find a non-league club? He's having a very good game.

Edited 25 May, 2025 by Matthew Le God

[Holmes_and_Watson]

The long neck of the Loch Ness Drogba rises above the defence!

Well done Ross!

A PL goal to his name.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Blimey!

[coalman]

Really pleased for the lad. He's had a mare with injuries. 

[trousers]

Too soon...? The comeback is on!

 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, trousers said:

Too soon...? The comeback is on!

 

Please don't, that -59 makes me wince. 

[James]

Great header from Ross, pleased for him. Could be a big asset next season. 

[Sheaf Saint]

How on Earth did that stay out!?

[sockeye]

Sunderland 2005/06

We're coming for you

[coalman]

How is that an Arsenal corner?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Suga saves our ... oh, wait it was going wide and he nearly got an assist for their goal. Never mind. 🙂 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

How on Earth did that stay out!?

Nevermind that, how the FUCK have they given a corner????

[Saint NL]

Nice, now just remember about that stat where we go behind first and always lose....

[obelisk]

How is that a corner?

[Master Bates]

[trousers]

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

Nice, now just remember about that stat where we go behind first and always lose....

Will defo remember once Arsenal score their inevitable winner.... 

Edited 25 May, 2025 by trousers

[Colinjb]

Just now, trousers said:

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

Well, he was always famed for his ball control.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, trousers said:

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

When they said he got balls out in training, I was thinking it was something else. 🙂 

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

Rubbing his forehead, was he?

[St. Ciervo]

Sulemana is busting back on D and blocking shots. Where has this grit been all season?

Robinson looks like Dibling circa Sept/Oct at moments.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Sully takes a hit to head and Ref allows play to continue. Dick.

Edited 25 May, 2025 by Saint Fan CaM

[saint michael]

1 minute ago, Colinjb said:

Well, he was always famed for his ball control.

He plays with the left he plays with the right Adam Lallana ….

[Sheaf Saint]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

Applying some Nivea cream?

[benjii]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

Trying to Cruyff turn them?

[benjii]

Stewart's goal guarantees a share of the Golden Glove for the Forest keeper.

#benjii'sbignews

[Saint Fan CaM]

There we go - weak subs from Arsenal. We’ve got this. 🤣

[Matthew Le God]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

Lallana playing with his testicles on the touchline 

 

1 minute ago, Colinjb said:

Well, he was always famed for his ball control.

He'll try a Cruyff turn and get a torsion

[Saint_clark]

On the subject of Judas, is it right that he's announced his retirement at the end of this season? What a colossal waste of money he was. Just another Russell Martin bearded British banter bumboy in his band of bellends. 

[macca155]

6 minutes ago, sockeye said:

Sunderland 2005/06

We're coming for you

We'll need a double digit score then

[trousers]

So, Taylor's a half decent defender... Only taken us 38 games to work that out...