Classic films everyone loves except you.

[revolution saint]

This is for those films that everyone and particularly critics are unanimous in praise for but you can’t abide.

I’ve already mentioned Apocalypse Now in the Robert Duvall thread but I think it’s really turgid and dull.

Mulholland Drive - to be honest I could put almost everything by David Lynch but this one will do. God knows what the plot is but I couldn’t figure it out. Cinematography is great and Naomi Watts and Laura Harring both get their tits out which elevates it a bit.

Raging Bull - couldn’t even finish it. 
 

As always, completely subjective, no right or wrong and no justifications needed.

[whelk]

Not overly shit and watched it again recently but cannot fathom why many people list The Shawshank Redemption as their favourite film. 
 

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[Turkish]

28 minutes ago, revolution saint said:

This is for those films that everyone and particularly critics are unanimous in praise for but you can’t abide.

I’ve already mentioned Apocalypse Now in the Robert Duvall thread but I think it’s really turgid and dull.

Mulholland Drive - to be honest I could put almost everything by David Lynch but this one will do. God knows what the plot is but I couldn’t figure it out. Cinematography is great and Naomi Watts and Laura Harring both get their tits out which elevates it a bit.

Raging Bull - couldn’t even finish it. 
 

As always, completely subjective, no right or wrong and no justifications needed.

I dont know anyone else who have ever seen this 😂 The weirdest film ever, watched it about 5 times and still none the wiser as to what it's about. The birds in it are fit though

 

[revolution saint]

25 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I dont know anyone else who have ever seen this 😂 The weirdest film ever, watched it about 5 times and still none the wiser as to what it's about. The birds in it are fit though

 

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20160822-why-mulholland-drive-is-the-greatest-film-since-2000
 

Agree but critics seem to love it. All a bit emperor’s new clothes if you ask me.

[sadoldgit]

Fellini’s Satyricon. Released in 1969, the critics raved about it and it was the cool film to see according to my peers at school. Still don’t have a clue what it is about.

Last Tango In Paris. Boring.

Betty Blue. Boring and depressing.

Saturday Night Fever. Hated disco. Disliked The Bee Gees and John Travolta. Not sure why I went but wish I hadn’t.

Dumb and Dumber. Irritating and not remotely funny.

La La Land. Fell for the hype. Wish I hadn’t.

A Clockwork Orange. Stylistically brilliant but the casual violence is disturbingly portrayed as a bit of a lark.

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[The Kraken]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Not overly shit and watched it again recently but cannot fathom why many people list The Shawshank Redemption as their favourite film. 
 

I only watched it again just recently and reminded myself how utterly brilliant it is. I keep meaning to read the book but never get round to it.

[Gloucester Saint]

Controversial but Fight Club. First hour a great film and then the plot becomes incredibly, obvious, tedious and cheesy.

[iansums]

12 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

I only watched it again just recently and reminded myself how utterly brilliant it is. I keep meaning to read the book but never get round to it.

Agreed, surprised at Whelks comment, Shawshank is my favourite film of all time, I watch it every time I’m on a long flight.

[iansums]

2001: A Space Odyssey 

On the flip side, a film that was not well received but I love, Cloud Atlas.

[aintforever]

1 hour ago, revolution saint said:

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20160822-why-mulholland-drive-is-the-greatest-film-since-2000
 

Agree but critics seem to love it. All a bit emperor’s new clothes if you ask me.

The problem with critics is that they spend their whole lives doing nothing but watch films so always end up wanking over films that are a bit different to the norm, just because they are different. 
 

 

[badgerx16]

I don't suppose Melania will ever reach the status of 'classic'.

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[revolution saint]

20 minutes ago, iansums said:

2001: A Space Odyssey 

On the flip side, a film that was not well received but I love, Cloud Atlas.

Good call on 2001, another one I failed to finish.

[iansums]

39 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Controversial but Fight Club. First hour a great film and then the plot becomes incredibly, obvious, tedious and cheesy.

I’d go along with Fight Club, didn’t enjoy it at all.

[revolution saint]

20 minutes ago, aintforever said:

The problem with critics is that they spend their whole lives doing nothing but watch films so always end up wanking over films that are a bit different to the norm, just because they are different. 
 

 

Yeah, they definitely have a different criteria than the rest of the population.  You can see it to an extent with all the awards ceremonies, all the films are either different or worthy kinds and anything purely commercial finds it hard to get a look in. Nothing wrong with worthy films per se but I wouldn’t rewatch them much whereas I have a load of superficial popcorn films that I find much more enjoyable. 

[sadoldgit]

16 minutes ago, revolution saint said:

Good call on 2001, another one I failed to finish.

I did make it to the end but still don’t get it so yes, that on my list.

Should have added The Shining to my list too.

[Turkish]

To Kill A Mockingbird- Woke nonsense 

[iansums]

1 minute ago, Turkish said:

To Kill A Mockingbird- Woke nonsense 

50 years ahead of its time 

[AlexLaw76]

Apocalypse Now

A pal was raving about The Death of Stalin. I thought it was crap

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[Tamesaint]

The Avatar films. Just long, boring crap. 

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[Turkish]

The Hangover - just not funny but some people seemed to think it was hilarious 

Wayne’s World - absolute bollocks

 

[Lighthouse]

1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said:

A pal was raving about The Death of Stalin. I thought it was crap

I don't think it's considered a classic but I thought it was brilliant. Jason Isaacs as Zhukov just stole every scene.

5 hours ago, whelk said:

Not overly shit and watched it again recently but cannot fathom why many people list The Shawshank Redemption as their favourite film. 
 

It's okay but it's no Inbetweeners 2.

[east-stand-nic]

Clockwork Orange

Lord of the Rings

The Hangover movies

Casablanca

Gone with the wind

Easy Rider

If I had time I could probably think of some more. 

I see mental mickey is still LOL at all my posts. Odd that no one is outraged by it though? Only when I do it? Yep and Whelkie diddums. The kids are back playing. Half term there is it?

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[Willo of Whiteley]

I’ve never seen Star Wars. My wife and her family claim it’s the best trilogy (the original first three films) to exist.

At which point I started reeling off other ones that are way better like Back To The Future etc.

Oh, Lord Of The Rings I’ve never seen, never been interested in watching films about fairies or magic pixies or whatever it is.

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