World Cup 2026

[SNSUN]

Shit. Horrible, ploddy,  devoid of creativity,  turd.

[whelk]

2 minutes ago, BotleySaint said:

Not fully fit. He looked a bit dull last game. What you've got to ask is why we didn't bring better options.

He should be fit

[egg]

1 minute ago, whelk said:

And Watkins for Kane

Yep. Keeps dropping off. We need a CF who'll stretch their defence and pull their CB's out of shape to create space. 

[Badger]

2 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Rashford again - crap.

Should have spent his summer working in a foodbank 

[Sheaf Saint]

This is horrific to watch.

[obelisk]

2 minutes ago, egg said:

Have you seen the state of the crosses? 

Good point.

[Turkish]

Thank fuck for that useless both of them

[RedArmy]

Spence just jogging back while we’re getting ripped down the right thanks to the massive gap he left. 
 

 

[egg]

When Gordon is the answer, christ knows what the question is. 

[BotleySaint]

Game suits DRC nicely. England playing infront of them. Wait for a mistake. Time ebbs away.

[sfc4prem]

Our end product is laughably bad. Madueke awful. Rashford awful. Central midfield ponderous. No creativity.

I would say it's embarrassing, but when you look at our squad on paper it makes sense.

[badgerx16]

3 minutes ago, egg said:

Have you seen the state of the crosses? 

[whelk]

And while I am slagging them all off - the love in for ‘Declan’ is unbelievable- massively overrated 

[Badger]

1 minute ago, egg said:

Yep. Keeps dropping off. We need a CF who'll stretch their defence and pull their CB's out of shape to create space. 

This is a bloke who scores for fun with Bayern. How does he turn to shit for England? 

[Gloucester Saint]

2 minutes ago, egg said:

Puncheon would have offered more than this bloke. 

Even today in his 40s. Would need one more shit break but the hydration break has him covered!

[Turkish]

Just now, egg said:

When Gordon is the answer, christ knows what the question is. 

Which England player looks most like Claire Balding?

[RedArmy]

Just now, Badger said:

This is a bloke who scores for fun with Bayern. How does he turn to shit for England? 

Because we are shit and Bayern are not. 

[Whitey Grandad]

3 minutes ago, egg said:

Puncheon would have offered more than this bloke. 

Both full of shit.

[egg]

Just now, sfc4prem said:

Our end product is laughably bad. Madueke awful. Rashford awful. Central midfield ponderous. No creativity.

I would say it's embarrassing, but when you look at our squad on paper it makes sense.

Yep. We looked much better last game with Bellingham in their and playing box to box.

If he'd bothered to bring another 10 (Foden, Palmer, Gibbs-White), he would have had that option. 

[sfc4prem]

Just now, egg said:

Yep. We looked much better last game with Bellingham in their and playing box to box.

If he'd bothered to bring another 10 (Foden, Palmer, Gibbs-White), he would have had that option. 

Crying out for someone to play in-between the lines.

[Osvaldorama]

How has Tuchel picked so many dross players? 
 

What was he thinking? This is horrendous 

[SNSUN]

Getting to the point i almost want us to go. Horrible unlikeable squad and manager. 

[sfc4prem]

This beer tastes like utter shite whilst watching England. Strange, because the same brand was lovely sitting in the sun earlier.

[whelk]

If I could be arsed

[Gloucester Saint]

2 minutes ago, egg said:

Yep. We looked much better last game with Bellingham in their and playing box to box.

If he'd bothered to bring another 10 (Foden, Palmer, Gibbs-White), he would have had that option. 

Gillian Anderson would have been more energetic and effective than Elliott.

[trousers]

Whatever happened to Jack Grealish? I've genuinely lost track of his career... Could do with someone of his ilk right now...

[Willo of Whiteley]

Noni Madueke spends more time passing backwards than running forwards.

Anthony Gordan goes down easier than Katie Price, and is extremely overrated in every way, like Katie Price.

Reece James is permanently injured.

Have I forgotten anymore pointlessly selected players for this tournament?

[egg]

Just now, Gloucester Saint said:

Gillian Anderson would have been more energetic and effective than Elliott.

I've always assumed that she is. 

[vectraman]

Just now, trousers said:

Whatever happened to Jack Grealish? I've genuinely lost track of his career... Could do with someone of his ilk right now...

Injured

 

[SNSUN]

I think we should bring Palmer on. Oh wait...

Rogers then. 

Edited 1 hour ago by SNSUN

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, Willo of Whiteley said:

Noni Madueke spends more time passing backwards than running forwards.

Anthony Gordan goes down easier than Katie Price, and is extremely overrated in every way, like Katie Price.

Reece James is permanently injured.

Have I forgotten anymore pointlessly selected players for this tournament?

Mr Rainbow Laces of West London, formerly Merseyside and Wearside.

[egg]

Just now, Willo of Whiteley said:

Noni Madueke spends more time passing backwards than running forwards.

Anthony Gordan goes down easier than Katie Price, and is extremely overrated in every way, like Katie Price.

Reece James is permanently injured.

Have I forgotten anymore pointlessly selected players for this tournament?

Chalobah, Henderson, Burn. 

[BotleySaint]

Needs to switch tactics up. But we've gone like for like.

[Toussaint]

Saka is the new Sterling 

[sfc4prem]

1 minute ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

Noni Madueke spends more time passing backwards than running forwards.

Anthony Gordan goes down easier than Katie Price, and is extremely overrated in every way, like Katie Price.

Reece James is permanently injured.

Have I forgotten anymore pointlessly selected players for this tournament?

That touch from Saka there suggests him, too 😅

[trousers]

1 minute ago, vectraman said:

Injured

 

Ah... Cheers

[vectraman]

Inject some urgency you planks. We are pissing about like we are 4-0 up and we are a wank 1-0 down and looking clueless. Fucking Russball. Shit. 

[whelk]

FA  extended Tuchel’s contract - fucking clowns

[die Mannyschaft]

28 minutes ago, whelk said:

I feel like a tabloid hack despairing at England but fuck me when you watch France and then watch us.

Big difference and France players play same as they do in leaque games not restricted 

[SNSUN]

Just now, BotleySaint said:

Needs to switch tactics up. But we've gone like for like.

If something isn't working, keep doing it. Managerial masterclass from Turdchel

[obelisk]

Back to walking football. Seems ages since England last threatened their goal. 

[SNSUN]

Go 3 at the back and get more attackers on. 

[PerthshireSaint]

I am enjoying replays of him saving that shot with his cock so, there’s that at least 

[Gloucester Saint]

Players really responding to Tuchel’s pep talk….not

[badgerx16]

The ref in his previous job

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, SNSUN said:

If something isn't working, keep doing it. Managerial masterclass from Turdchel

Tuchel's selection means he's got no full backs to try and give the attackers more options.

Still, as we go into the 4th quarter, he has Maguire to push up. Oh wait, he smugly chose not to.

 

[stknowle]

None of our 4 wingers look ANYWHERE NEAR France’s equivalents. We’re miles off it really. 

[SNSUN]

At least we don't have to be awake sodding early on Monday morning to watch the next match. 

[OneMrsWallace]

8 minutes ago, sfc4prem said:

Our end product is laughably bad. Madueke awful. Rashford awful. Central midfield ponderous. No creativity.

I would say it's embarrassing, but when you look at our squad on paper it makes sense.

Anderson and Rice just doesn't work and Tuchel is blind to it. Both way too defensive, one of them needs to push up when we have the ball. Get Rogers on. 

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, SNSUN said:

Go 3 at the back and get more attackers on. 

You have your wish - Eze for the hapless Djed Spencer. Oooh Betty!