eurosaint Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 If Rupert decides to write an autobiography what do you reckon : a) Title of the book ? b) Would you buy it ? To start you off : a) Rosy Cheeks and Relegation ! b) Definitely yes ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 a) I did it my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 a, My time with the Klingons b, only if it was 50p in an Oxfam shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 Dont know about the title and i definately wouldnt buy it,but i would just love to turn up when he signs some copies and tell him exactly what i think of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 a. How to be like me. b. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 Do you think he'd donate the proceeds to the Save our Saints fund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 Football Club Chairmanship for Dummies...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 Reverse Takeovers for Beginners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 Title: If at first you don't succeed............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSaint75 Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 An Alan Partridge style... 'Bouncing Back'...or what ever it was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 The Lunatic Fringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Trubble Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 An Alan Partridge style... 'Bouncing Back'...or what ever it was? .....very good 1) How to win friends and influence people 2) Definitely would buy it, just for the cheese factor that I no doubt would be Ruperts style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 How to win friends in broadcasting and cater for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 When the Saints went Marching Out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 inCiderDealing with Rosie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 How Lowe can you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 a) What a ruddy cheek! b) Yes, but only to shove it up his @rS€ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 2 April, 2009 Share Posted 2 April, 2009 Rupert the Bare Faced Liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint 76er Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 "The idiots guide to running a football club" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Why was i Mis Understood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Secret Seven Rupert, Cowans, Askham, Windsor-Clive, Richards, Withers and Jones An every day story of faceless wonders who hid behind a rosy cheeked , hockey playing country boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 I remember reading in Admiral Andrew Cunningham's autobiography 'A Sailor’s Odyssey' that the great man always kept a photograph of the destroyer he had commanded during WWI on his desk - the ship was pictured stranded half way up a beach after he had ran her aground and the caption 'ALL MY OWN WORK' had been added underneath as a dire warning against arrogance/hubris . Add a picture of a boarded up derelict St Marys and 'All my own work' might well do as the title of Rupert's book . I won't be buying it though - I've suffered enough . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
um pahars Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 (edited) I remember reading in Admiral Andrew Cunningham's autobiography 'A Sailor’s Odyssey' that the great man always kept a photograph of the destroyer he had commanded during WWI on his desk - the ship was pictured stranded half way up a beach after he had ran her aground and the caption 'ALL MY OWN WORK' had been added underneath as a dire warning against arrogance/hubris . Add a picture of a boarded up derelict St Marys and 'All my own work' might well do as the title of Rupert's book . I won't be buying it though - I've suffered enough . He would never have that picture sat in his desk as it's never his fault!!!!! I've even seen it mentioned on another site that a few of the more, let's say blinkered, are suggesting Lowe is not to blame as he just the mere "fireman" brought in to put out the fire originally started by the "arsonists" who ran the Club before him.:rolleyes: I can only assume that they didn't notice that the fire has been well alight since the summer of 2005. :smt017 Additionally, I can also only assume that they believe Jan Poortvliet was Head of the Helmond Fire Service brought in to help put the fire out;) Getting back to the OP: 1. "Ahead Of My Time : The Football Revolution" 2. No Edited 3 April, 2009 by um pahars I've mellowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangely Brown Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 1) "The Importance Of Being Rupert" 2) No Chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 3 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Looks like it won't be a bestseller then ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST Randy Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Sundance will buy it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 I Should Never Have Come Out of Retirement. or Just Look What You Got Me Into, Guy. (Subtitled: It Started with A Kiss, Never Thought It Would Come To This) or Not a Pretty Sight - Rupert Bares All or Once Flushed With Success, It All Went Down The Pan When I Turned To Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 'Me and Scooby - right all along.' Buy it? No chance. I am looking forward to Duncan's book instead.... 'Southampton FC - the Low(e) Years - The true story' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 "Duc kHunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 A) 100 reasons why Hockey is better then Football-The Rupert Lowe story. B) Hell yeah. would love to read about when Dave Jones stuck one on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 1) Busted Flush 2) Going Dutch 3) Whoop's I did it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 I Tried It My Way and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WealdSaint Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 (edited) Promises Broken "I promised my mates that I'd safeguard the value of their shares in SLH" Edited 3 April, 2009 by WealdSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 a)......South Hampshire yobo's!!! b)......No:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Lowe life - a career annoying other people. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 "Duc kHunt" What were you saying yesterday about avoiding the swear filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert: The Bear Faced Truth Would I buy and read it? Of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 The Ego has landed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Going Dutch - and paying for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 3 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 April, 2009 The Ego has landed This gets my vote ! Why don't you contact Rupert's publisher's directly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 I came, I saw, I fuc### them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert - the Bare Ruddy Faced Cheek of it All and No, I wouldn't buy a copy..but would go to a signing to tell him to his face what I thought of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Losing (to be placed next to Sir Clive's 'Winning') BOGOF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Thomas7 Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert Lowe : From Cloak and Daggers to Smoke and Mirrors And No. I'd sooner read Redknapps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 If Rupert decides to write an autobiography what do you reckon : a) Title of the book ? b) Would you buy it ? To start you off : a) Rosy Cheeks and Relegation ! b) Definitely yes ! How to hire and fire managers & bankrupt a football club. No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Rupert The Share. (Name given to him on arrival by one of the fanzines.) Or Rupert ; From Nutwood to Eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 'Pigs, trainsets and football clubs' or 'How to fail in business without really trying' or 'Rupert Lowe - the Second Coming' I'd buy it for use in the outside privvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 'The Art of Arogance or How to live with a lunatic fringe' by Rupert James Graham Lowe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southamptonfclegend Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 why would anyone buy it? probably use it to try and buy the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 3 April, 2009 Share Posted 3 April, 2009 Return to never never land :toimonster: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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