Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 (edited) It's about time we had 'em. Here's one for Les He stands just over 5ft 3 Leslie, Leslie He get all the players we need Leslie Leslie He gets the call and does the deal The women love his sex appeal Leslie Reed southamptons transfer machine Edited 30 July, 2014 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2014 (edited) Kruger whoooo hoooo He used to coach hockey He f*cking hates Pompey Edited 6 August, 2014 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Oh ralph Kruger, he's a chairman, he's f*cking class Got 53 stitches in his face and he won't sell jay rod Tells the press how it's going to be and if you don't like it kiss his arse Ohhh Ralph Kruger he's a chairman he's f*cling class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Leslie Leslie Leslie Leslie Reed Harry Harry Harry Harry Reed Leslie Leslie Leslie Leslie Reed Harry Harry Harry Harry Reed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2014 In the town where I was born Lived a man who was our CEO And he wrote a lot of cheques and payed everyone we owe Gareth Rogers is our f*cking CEO our f*cking CEO our f*cking CEO Garth Rogers is our f*cking CEO our f*cking CEO our f*cking ceo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_jas Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 It's about time we had 'em. Here's one for Les He stands just over 5ft 3 Leslie, Leslie He get all the players we need Leslie Leslie He gets the call and does the deal The women love his sex appeal Leslie Reed southamptons transfer machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 One Kat butcher there's only one Kat butcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 He's Reed He's Reed Leslie Leslie Reed He's got no hair But we don't care Leslie Leslie Reed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Les Reed, he sells who he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Kat Kat were ever you may be You eat tobleeoyne on your own country But it could be worse you could be scouse Eating rats in your council house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 You're forgetting the obligatory anti-Pompey line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2014 He buys who he wants Les Reed he buys who he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 you don't you don't you don't know what your doing! altogether now you don't you don't you don't know what your doing! simple but effective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Rooney Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Quite simple, slight change from the we sign who we want days We sell who we want We sell who we waaaant We are southampton we sell who we want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madruss Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Hans Hofstedder's avin a party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Les Reed, Pure greed, It's greedy Leslie Reed, When he gets some power, expect sh*t shower, Relegation guaranteed. Sorry if this is a tad pessimistic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud mark of doom Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Who's that on the left? Who's that on the riiiiight? We are southampton. Have I got that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 What's it like to be Liverpool? What's it like to have players? You sign everyone, we sign no one at all, no one at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you left Charlton, a long, long time ago Oh no, not me I never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the first team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Please remember this club isn't just a cash cow Oh please remember Kat Sure your bank balance is growing But you're rich enough as it is Is it worth destroying a club just so you can afford a few more houses? Probably best you stop selling our players now For ****s sake To the tune "Kat's in the money, Kat's in the money" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Les-lie, Leslie, He comes from Hack-nee He f===ing hates Pompey Les-lie Les-lie (Alternatively - 'You don't know what you're doing ....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Lej Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 He stands at over 6ft 3, Ralphy, Ralphy He chose us over Ice Hockey, Ralphy Ralphy He takes the mike, he talks the talk He won't be selling Jay or Cork Ralphy Krueger, Southamptons PR Machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 30 July, 2014 Share Posted 30 July, 2014 Leslie Leslie Leslie Leslie Reed Harry Harry Harry Harry Reed Leslie Leslie Leslie Leslie Reed Harry Harry Harry Harry Reed This is it. Ended off with a "they hate pompeeee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 (edited) Deleted because it was over the top. Edited 31 July, 2014 by Saint in Paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 This is what it's like to be pompey, This is what it's like to be poor, You sign whittingham We sign no one at all no one at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Southampton here Southampton there we'll sell our players anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alain Perrin Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Les Read, Les Read, he's our man, If he can't sell it, No one can. Sent from my RM-892_eu_euro1_227 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2014 This is it. Ended off with a "they hate pompeeee" It's the 2 Unlimited No Limits version, with the handmovements, like what City did for the Toures FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Signs Cheques to the left, pays bills on the right Gareth Rogers Makes Peter Kenyon look sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 We will follow Ralph Krueger, Over land and sea (and water), We will follow Ralph Krueger, Til we're playing Pompey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 Leslie Leslie Leslie Leslie Reed Harry Harry Harry Harry Reed Leslie Leslie Leslie Leslie Reed Harry Harry Harry Harry Reed This one actually made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 31 July, 2014 Share Posted 31 July, 2014 We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you left Charlton, a long, long time ago Oh no, not me I never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the first team As long as it's sung in the style of Bowie it would be class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 2 August, 2014 Share Posted 2 August, 2014 Na, na na na na, na na na na Na na na, na na na, na na na na Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer No no Saints don't die, yes we mul-ti-ply Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing Act like you in da know, I know what Bo don't know Touch them up and go, uh-oh! Ch-ch-Chang Chang Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer Extraordinary, a team of eleven loanees in a kit that’s pony Kat’s got money to burn baby, all of the time Cut to fade is me, fade to cut is she Come juggle with me, join the struggle with me - we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 2 August, 2014 Share Posted 2 August, 2014 Stripes! Stripes! Thanks for the Kit, Kat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 4 August, 2014 Share Posted 4 August, 2014 Lol I sense the sarcasm on this forum knows no bounds! I think the songs for the Board from 1 Sep may have slightly different lyrics... and then there will be the banners.... and then the plane... Here we go again (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 4 August, 2014 Share Posted 4 August, 2014 We will follow Ralph Krueger, Over land and sea (and water), We will follow Ralph Krueger, Til we're playing Pompey... Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 6 August, 2014 Share Posted 6 August, 2014 Ruuuupert Lowe; Ceeee.....Eeeeee....Oh. Ruuuupert Lowe; Ceeee.....Eeeeee....Oh. (Can we have retro board songs?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IQ Posted 6 August, 2014 Share Posted 6 August, 2014 He's Reed He's Reed Leslie Leslie Reed He's got no hair But we don't care Leslie Leslie Reed That's decent and will be easy to catch on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 6 August, 2014 Share Posted 6 August, 2014 New song required: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/06082014-statement-appointment-of-director-1808958.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2014 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2014 He stands just over 5 foot 3 Leslie Leslie He's making people look very silly Leslie Leslie He's working on deals day and night He signs players to the left and signs them to the right Leslie Reed Southamptons transfer machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 August, 2014 Share Posted 8 August, 2014 When I was a little boy Les Reed bought me a brand new toy A whole new team for me to see He told me to support them and leave Ralph be Leave Ralph be, leave Ralph be He told me to support them and leave Ralph be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 8 August, 2014 Share Posted 8 August, 2014 Is it too early for OWTSGMI followed by WTFIGO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2014 New song required: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/06082014-statement-appointment-of-director-1808958.aspx And we've still got David bence And we've still got David bence And we've still got David Still got David Still got David bence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2014 One for Ralph Oh what wow, he's the greatest chairman oh what wow, that I've ever seen Oh what wow, he's the greatest chairman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2014 One for Les Today was gonna be the day that he's gonna sign a player for you By now you should have somehow realised what this man can do I don't believe that anybody does deals the way you do, Leslie Reed And all the deals he's does with clubs are binding And all the players he brings to us are blinding, There are many ways that I would like to thank you but I don't know how Coz maybe, you're gonna be the man that saves me, and after all you're the king of soccerball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 One for Les Today was gonna be the day that he's gonna sign a player for you By now you should have somehow realised what this man can do I don't believe that anybody does deals the way you do, Leslie Reed And all the deals he's does with clubs are binding And all the players he brings to us are blinding, There are many ways that I would like to thank you but I don't know how Coz maybe, you're gonna be the man that saves me, and after all you're the king of soccerball. You should be given a megaphone and a podium on match days and stand in front of the Northam conducting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 He fought the law - They sold luke shaw for a great sum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 To Kate Bush - King Of The Mountain We all love Ralphy boy He's the king of Southampton Der der der der der Der der der der der Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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