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It's about time we had 'em. Here's one for Les

 

He stands just over 5ft 3 Leslie, Leslie

He get all the players we need Leslie Leslie

He gets the call and does the deal

The women love his sex appeal

Leslie Reed southamptons transfer machine

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Oh ralph Kruger, he's a chairman, he's f*cking class

Got 53 stitches in his face and he won't sell jay rod

Tells the press how it's going to be and if you don't like it kiss his arse

Ohhh Ralph Kruger he's a chairman he's f*cling class

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In the town where I was born

Lived a man who was our CEO

And he wrote a lot of cheques and payed everyone we owe

Gareth Rogers is our f*cking CEO our f*cking CEO our f*cking CEO

Garth Rogers is our f*cking CEO our f*cking CEO our f*cking ceo

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It's about time we had 'em. Here's one for Les

 

He stands just over 5ft 3 Leslie, Leslie

He get all the players we need Leslie Leslie

He gets the call and does the deal

The women love his sex appeal

Leslie Reed southamptons transfer machine

 

:lol:

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We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when

Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend

Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes

I thought you left Charlton, a long, long time ago

 

Oh no, not me

I never lost control

You're face to face

With the man who sold the first team

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Please remember this club isn't just a cash cow

Oh please remember Kat

Sure your bank balance is growing

But you're rich enough as it is

Is it worth destroying a club just so you can afford a few more houses?

Probably best you stop selling our players now

For ****s sake

 

To the tune "Kat's in the money, Kat's in the money"

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We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when

Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend

Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes

I thought you left Charlton, a long, long time ago

 

Oh no, not me

I never lost control

You're face to face

With the man who sold the first team

 

As long as it's sung in the style of Bowie it would be class.

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Na, na na na na, na na na na

Na na na, na na na, na na na na

 

Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer

Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer

Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer

Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer

 

No no Saints don't die, yes we mul-ti-ply

Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing

Act like you in da know, I know what Bo don't know

Touch them up and go, uh-oh! Ch-ch-Chang Chang

 

Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer

Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer

Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer

Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer

 

Extraordinary, a team of eleven loanees in a kit that’s pony

Kat’s got money to burn baby, all of the time

Cut to fade is me, fade to cut is she

Come juggle with me, join the struggle with me - we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey...

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He stands just over 5 foot 3 Leslie Leslie

He's making people look very silly Leslie Leslie

He's working on deals day and night

He signs players to the left and signs them to the right

Leslie Reed Southamptons transfer machine

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  • 4 weeks later...

One for Les

 

Today was gonna be the day that he's gonna sign a player for you

By now you should have somehow realised what this man can do

I don't believe that anybody does deals the way you do, Leslie Reed

And all the deals he's does with clubs are binding

And all the players he brings to us are blinding,

There are many ways that I would like to thank you but I don't know how

Coz maybe, you're gonna be the man that saves me, and after all you're the king of soccerball.

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One for Les

 

Today was gonna be the day that he's gonna sign a player for you

By now you should have somehow realised what this man can do

I don't believe that anybody does deals the way you do, Leslie Reed

And all the deals he's does with clubs are binding

And all the players he brings to us are blinding,

There are many ways that I would like to thank you but I don't know how

Coz maybe, you're gonna be the man that saves me, and after all you're the king of soccerball.

 

You should be given a megaphone and a podium on match days and stand in front of the Northam conducting.

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