Patrick Bateman

It's a weird one and it works both ways, but you never hear of the other way round. I was stood talking to a colleague a few years ago and I hear "bloody hell you've got an amazing ar*e". No word of a lie, I was a bit shocked when I spun round and saw one of my female co-workers. I mean, she was lovely and I would have at the time, but ... had I said that to her, or commented on her boobs, what's the betting some busy-body listening in would have reported me to HR?

Is it? Is it really?

Coxford_lou, you're really growing on me more, I think you'd make a perfect Saints Forum troll, you have definite potential!

Good call

You seen Judge Rinder yet? F**king hell

I stepped away from this thread as whilst I think the FA are being a bunch of divs (as usual), you seem a bit too angry about it, so thought it best not to bother replying.

He was 4 years below me at school, was enormous even then!

No, not at all, just that it is a certain mindset, that's all. I'm not saying any more, you're like a Psychiatrist ...

But that's the trouble, you obviously don't have the right type of brain. As I said above, she posed for a "target audience", i.e. Nuts/Zoo readers (or whatever magazines are out now). Said audience is probably slightly fat too. Stuff the slightly fat boy into a hideous replica shirt and then have the same (attractive and out of their league) woman run into the arena of play, it really isn't rocket science to understand what happens next and there will always be those that join in with any chanting, just because it's noise and/or they're p*ssed. For the record, I neither read lads mags nor wear a horrendous replica shirt nor would I bother singing "get your tits out", as I'm not 14 years old, but I'm just coming at it from a different angle. Playing devil's advocate if you wish.

Oh do come on, it's not rocket science is it? Woman poses in underwear (for a specific target audience) and some of said target audience are at a match where she appears in the main arena, some tipsy chanting starts, more people join in. Wendy Toms used to run the line at the Dell for many years, she was popular and the home crowd were good to her (i.e. just the usual 'abuse' for getting it wrong, but actually she was one of the better Linesman).

That really annoys me - someone did the same to me last season, so I just pointed to the family end of the ground and requested they sit there in future (I was in block 3). It is football, it is where many people go to catch up with mates, enjoy a beer, support their team and let go a bit. This whole article shows how out of touch the FA are as well. If they want people to stop singing get your tits out, then they need to ban female staff at clubs from doing this (Eva Carneiro); http://i.imgur.com/T2oXswj.jpg or this; http://spelersvrouw.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Eva-Carneiro-1.jpg

Gazza above Cropper in the pecking order then?

Ever-so-crap-ton ...

Man Ure

Bet you'd love to whip him?

Thought you'd appreciate that

Must try harder to troll more ... p.s. you'll be pleased to know that I, Turkish, Sour Mash, Griffo, etc., all had many beers together in Birmingham on Saturday, not a word was spoken about the Saintsweb

I still think we could finish in the top 5, we're due some luck. Maybe I'm deluded though ...

"Chelski"?

I agree with that. It's almost as if we need a tall, strong striker to jump up and get a decent head on them ...

Jesus, these permutations are ridiculous, let's just win every bloody match and see where we end up.

Was impressed with Morgan's corners actually, I liked the pace on them!

Yeah, good as it is your round again, picking up where we left off on Saturday ...

I saw it on here as white and gold, it came up on the news as blue and black, I checked back on here and it's now blue and black. F**k this science, I have the answer, it's to do with how much you've had to drink.