Mark/Marc Jackson - the great man is back

[fish fingers]

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/8260131.Cherries__Jackson_linked_with_Russian_bid/?ref=mr

 

A very interesting name change!

[for_heaven's_Saint]

A cunning disguise!

[slickmick]

Its taken him 40 + years to learn how to spell his name.

[fish fingers]

I'd like to feel sorry for the Bournemouth fans having him sniffing back round the club, then i remember what absolute arses they are.

 

Fingers crossed he succeeds in this takeover.

[Gemmel]

Its a beautiful thing and whilst it's time may be short on the main board, there will be a welcoming reception in the Lounge.

On the very anniversary of the pompey take over thread, it is only right and fitting that Mr Jacksons name reappears.

 

Bring on the petting zoo

[fish fingers]

Its a beautiful thing and whilst it's time may be short on the main board, there will be a welcoming reception in the Lounge.

On the very anniversary of the pompey take over thread, it is only right and fitting that Mr Jacksons name reappears.

 

Bring on the petting zoo

 

He should probably go for the hattrick of south coast failed takeover attempts.

[hypochondriac]

Monkey chicken petting zoo?

[Big Bad Bob]

Russian money and Marc Jackson - a match made in hell

[hamster]

Monkey chicken petting zoo?

 

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Thanks Hammy!

 

Still makes me laugh.

[LostBoys]

Complete w....r and a complete w....r with no money - why would the Convers Group use him and not a proper reputable agent

[trousers]

 

Huzzah!

 

(saved for posterity this time)

[Gemmel]

I wonder if Jackson and his russian friends were the money behind Pinnacle.

Not only did we miss out on the chance of having MLT as Chairman, but we lost a monkey /chicken petting zoo at the same time.

[Saint-scooby]

Well he could of changed his Surname also and put Strode in front of Jackson or even Gibbons now that would of made a great story

[Crab Lungs]

I'd like to feel sorry for the Bournemouth fans having him sniffing back round the club, then i remember what absolute arses they are.

 

Fingers crossed he succeeds in this takeover.

 

Yup, what you said. Spot on.

 

The only thing worse than a Bournemouth fan is a Saints fan who goes "Bournemouth are alright, aren't they guys? Huh?"

[dune]

My effort from when he was fishing round us...

 

 

And no Wacko thread would be complete without our old friend Barry - gold star for the first person to provide "the pic".

[Big Bad Bob]

And no Wacko thread would be complete without our old friend Barry - gold star for the first person to provide "the pic".

 

Googling him and I came up with this :-

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4390966.Step_forward_for_Saints_bidder/

 

Look at some of the comments on there, ridiculous.

 

Don't you have a saved copy of the pic from your old forum?

[dubai_phil]

I am afraid that I have some very sad news to report.

 

It would appear that the initial efforts at cross breeding a Chicken with a Monkey for the long awaited petting zoo appear to have not gone so well.

 

The good news is that Orville the Champion Rooster is expected to make a full physical recovery following his time with Edna former the PG Tips superstar. Unfortunately Orvilles' Psychiatrist believes it will be many many months before Orville can be persuaded to try again.

 

 

[Big Bad Bob]

I am afraid that I have some very sad news to report.

 

It would appear that the initial efforts at cross breeding a Chicken with a Monkey for the long awaited petting zoo appear to have not gone so well.

 

The good news is that Orville the Champion Rooster is expected to make a full physical recovery following his time with Edna former the PG Tips superstar. Unfortunately Orvilles' Psychiatrist believes it will be many many months before Orville can be persuaded to try again.

 

Umm, Orville's a duck!! A green duck at that, can't be mistaken for a chicken of any sort methinks.

[Micky]

If you check out the IBASE website you can see that it is a very professionally run operation...! Strangley though, until recently there was at least three directors listed there, they seem to have now disappeared and the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...!

 

http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html

 

Mind you if you want a boat that's the place to go, they can buy you one of those too...!!!

 

I feel for the AFCB fans - this guy is a complete wacko.

[trousers]

And no Wacko thread would be complete without our old friend Barry - gold star for the first person to provide "the pic".

 

And not forgetting the 'ITV Local' interview video clip - double platinum star and a Muttley badge for anyone resurrecting that one :-)

[EastleighSoulBoy]

If you check out the IBASE website you can see that it is a very professionally run operation...! Strangley though, until recently there was at least three directors listed there, they seem to have now disappeared and the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...!

 

http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html

 

Mind you if you want a boat that's the place to go, they can buy you one of those too...!!!

 

I feel for the AFCB fans - this guy is a complete wacko.

 

I used to always look out for their results but after all Saints did for them their 'mock rivalry, skate wannabe, hate Scummers' attitude makes me think that Bompey's fans, in general, and MrLifelongCherryToodlePip thoroughly deserve each other.

[Micky]

I used to always look out for their results but after all Saints did for them their 'mock rivalry, skate wannabe, hate Scummers' attitude makes me think that Bompey's fans, in general, and MrLifelongCherryToodlePip thoroughly deserve each other.

 

Yeah I know - but you really shouldn't wish this wacko on anybody. Looking at that website I'd rather have my 6 year old son calling the shots - he'd do a better job (ohhh and probably a better 'Blueprint for Success' lmao).

[dubai_phil]

Umm, Orville's a duck!! A green duck at that, can't be mistaken for a chicken of any sort methinks.

 

You know that

 

I know that

 

But who is in charge of the Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo project?

[OldNick]

'Our value add is that these activities can be carried out in complete confidence' i love that one, is that just before he goes to the Echo ??? Lol

[Gemmel]

This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/

[Big Bad Bob]

This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/

 

SRS/DBP, Dune etc. etc.

[Guided Missile]

[dune]

What name did the ginger bloke that pretended he was a laydee use? It was funny as **** when he/she/it lost it.

[Guided Missile]

Speaking to Meridian Tonight, Marc Jackson was asked what his background is and who was behind his consortium.

 

He told the programme...

 

'I was trained by Xerox, many many many years ago. I'm a business strategist, many people say I'm a photocopying salesman, which I always find quite amusing.'

 

'I actually have been in the past,been heavily involved in the fitting out of Southampton football club stadium. Obviously I have an IT background, sales background, but also I have had involvement at Southampton Academy and scouting for many, many years.'

 

'To give you an instance I was involved in the scouting of Adam Lallana from Bournemouth sadly, to Southampton.'

 

'I have many, many contacts in football, I have many contacts abroad as well, in American MLS football as well as in Dubai.'

 

'So it's a mixture of many many things, all put together with a vision for a football club and we are going to drop the blueprint into here, but all will be revealed.'

 

When asked if it was his money he was investing in AFC Bournemouth, Jackson smiled and said...

 

'It is a consortium'

 

When pushed on who is in the consortium, he added...

 

'That is, something that really and honestly will never be answered properly and completely, but the truth of the matter is, there will be answers to that to an extent in tomorrow's (Thursday) press conference.'

 

Read more: http://www.bournemouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=105852#ixzz0t7HLp4KI

[buctootim]

This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/

 

The 58% have some explaining to do.

[hypochondriac]

What name did the ginger bloke that pretended he was a laydee use? It was funny as **** when he/she/it lost it.

 

Help Me Rhonda?

[saint_mears]

The 58% have some explaining to do.

 

hardly

[Winchester_Saint]

I thought he was dead??

[dune]

Help Me Rhonda?

 

That's the one, i'd love to read her/his posts again.

[buctootim]

hardly

 

You reckon 54% voting for Pinnacle against ML was a good call then?

[hypochondriac]

You reckon 54% voting for Pinnacle against ML was a good call then?

 

Well nobody knew about Markus then did they.

[saint_mears]

You reckon 54% voting for Pinnacle against ML was a good call then?

 

Nobody knew nothing about ML and indeed Pinnacle other than Le tissier

[Guided Missile]

We have working experiences of distressed situations with football and already have relationships with mainline administators.

Our value add is that these activities can be carried out in complete confidence until engagement commences, and at the same time we can offer the services of a team of consultants which includes ex premiership managers and directors who can act as a transition team during any operation to ensure stability while new management structures and processes are implemented ensuring that your purchase hits the ground running.

 

Can anyone help with a translation of the above passage from Jackson's website?

 

What a crock....

[Micky]

He told the programme...

 

'I was trained by Xerox, many many many years ago. I'm a business strategist, many people say I'm a photocopying salesman, which I always find quite amusing.'

 

'I actually have been in the past,been heavily involved in the fitting out of Southampton football club stadium. Obviously I have an IT background, sales background, but also I have had involvement at Southampton Academy and scouting for many, many years.'

 

'To give you an instance I was involved in the scouting of Adam Lallana from Bournemouth sadly, to Southampton.'

 

'I have many, many contacts in football, I have many contacts abroad as well, in American MLS football as well as in Dubai.'

 

'So it's a mixture of many many things, all put together with a vision for a football club and we are going to drop the blueprint into here, but all will be revealed.'

 

Read more: http://www.bournemouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=105852#ixzz0t7HLp4KI

 

Errrr personally methinks he tells many many porkies....!

[brmbrm]

...the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...!

 

http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html

 

.

 

Good grief. You'd have thought a mul;ti-million pound operation, or even dell-boy, would get some sort of proof reading of their publicity. Its worse than a croner greengrocer i's. Hey Marc/mark, if you are reading thi's, gissa ring, i'll polish the english so that it is in fact english. You will get a lot more punter's.

[Dark Munster]

This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/

 

Have a look at this comment from last year: :lol:

 

blueballoo, Gosport says...

 

2:51am Fri 26 Jun 09 I am a Pompey fan but rather than indulge in pointless bickering I'll ask you a few questions:

 

1. Do you honestly think you could appeal that SLH is distinct from SFC when SFC was only able to pay last months wages owing to exclusivity funds from SLH?

 

2. Do you think a High Court Judge is going to agree that SFC is a solvent going concern when it has again failed to pay its staffs wages?

 

The rule was created to stop solvent clubs being taken down by insolvent parent companies. Is SFC solvent? No. The bloke banging on about Delia Smith yesterday was hilarious - Delia Smith is a chef who publishes cookbooks. Does SLH publish a cookbook? No. Does SLH have any other business tthan SFC? No. Do the league have the right to interpret this rule according to the spirit? Yes. Would the High Court accept the right of an insolvent football club to escape a deduction because of 'natural justice'? No, because natural justice is on the side of the league - you ARE bankrupt. Secondly, you have to go the court wth clean hands to claim natural justice, you are trying to use a legal manouevre to avoid getting a penalty that APPLIES to you.

[CB Fry]

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Exceptional, exceptional stuff. The man is a legend.

[Big Bad Bob]

 

Exceptional, exceptional stuff. The man is a legend.

 

A legend in his own monkey chicken petting zoo....

[benjii]

I am intrigued to hear more about his experience. Hopefully he's still registered on here so he can give us all an example of one of the successful takeovers he has helped by applying his value add.

[Wade Garrett]

Well there goes Bournemouth's chances of a takeover gone.

 

Mark Jackson, what a k*nt.

[trousers]

Help Me Rhonda?

 

Yup.... a.k.a. Dan Willians

[Red and White Army]

If you check out the IBASE website you can see that it is a very professionally run operation...! Strangley though, until recently there was at least three directors listed there, they seem to have now disappeared and the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...!

 

http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html

 

Mind you if you want a boat that's the place to go, they can buy you one of those too...!!!

 

I feel for the AFCB fans - this guy is a complete wacko.

 

"Bespoke solutions tailored to your requirements , price sensative negotiations "

 

 

PSML at the lack of ability to spell or even use a spell checker.

 

 

"Our value add is that these activities can be carried out in complete confidence until engagement commences, and at the same time we can offer the services of a team of consultants which includes ex premiership managers and directors who can act as a transition team during any operation to ensure stability while new management structures and processes are implemented ensuring that your purchase hits the ground running."

 

One sentence paragraphs, professional!

[SaintBobby]

I'm so pleased about this.

 

This guy is priceless entertainment.

[hypochondriac]

I miss Saint David