The small things in life that bring you joy

[Winnersaint]

I've just got a new Fox Red Labrador puppy, she's small and brings me joy.

[badgerx16]

11 minutes ago, Winnersaint said:

I've just got a new Fox Red Labrador puppy, she's small and brings me joy.

We've got a bloody enormous Newfoundland that does the same.

[Winnersaint]

12 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

We've got a bloody enormous Newfoundland that does the same.

Nice one. Mine’s bouncing around the lounge with a fully grown red setter getting batted away every time she tries to play/annoy, it’s hilarious. Never had a Lab, she’s way more clever than the setters.

 

 

Edited 8 December, 2025 by Winnersaint

[badgerx16]

Smirking at the people, obviously on their first visit, asking if the temperature at an indoor ski slope can be turned up as itis too cold for them.

[The Kraken]

A proper Christmas leftovers sandwich.

I noticed that the supermarkets were stocking about a dozen versions of Christmas sandwiches from about mid November onwards. I vowed not to have a single one until I could make a proper one myself.  Bought a fresh loaf today, cut a couple of slices and filled it with leftover turkey, ham, pork stuffing and coleslaw. Absolutely flipping delicious.

[Turkish]

Pork, cooked on the smoker all day. Glazed in honey served with a salad, spicy rice and a glass of sav with good friends 

 

Edited 27 December, 2025 by Turkish

[Turkish]

Howards Way on U&Drama at the moment. Terrible program but some great old shots of Southampton, just had them below bar with the Bargate in the background, Lloyds bank, must be over 40 years old?

[benjii]

On 27/12/2025 at 23:16, Turkish said:

Pork, cooked on the smoker all day. Glazed in honey served with a salad, spicy rice and a glass of sav with good friends 

 

Sounds delish, babes.

[Turkish]

Daytime TV. It's so shit it's good. After watching the debate about why black people get voted off reality TV first is was Lorraine where Deborah Meaden talking about the thick fucks on Dragons Den who dont even know what profit they make. Now onto This Morning where Ben and Cat will meet the man with the worlds smallest penis. I love it when its quite at work and i can enjoy this televisual feast.

Edited January 7 by Turkish

[trousers]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Daytime TV. It's so shit it's good. After watching the debate about why black people get voted off reality TV first is was Lorraine where Deborah Meaden talking about the thick fucks on Dragons Den who dont even know what profit they make. Now onto This Morning where Ben and Cat will meet the man with the worlds smallest penis. I love it when its quite at work and i can enjoy this televisual feast.

Assume they're combining it with an item on Audi and BMW drivers?

Edited January 7 by trousers

[Turkish]

22 minutes ago, trousers said:

Assume they're combining it with an item on Audi and BMW drivers?

his cock is 0.38inches long, Cat just asked him when he first noticed he had a really small penis 😂

Poor bloke 

[whelk]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

his cock is 0.38inches long, Cat just asked him when he first noticed he had a really small penis 😂

Poor bloke 

Fucking hell, there is being open and then there is shit you don’t want anyone to know. Did he have a missus?

[whelk]

Did he keep saying pony by any chance?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

32 minutes ago, Turkish said:

his cock is 0.38inches long, Cat just asked him when he first noticed he had a really small penis 😂

Poor bloke 

Was the answer "Before I picked up the first of my Olympic medals in the women's events"?

[Turkish]

35 minutes ago, whelk said:

Fucking hell, there is being open and then there is shit you don’t want anyone to know. Did he have a missus?

Not sure, kept mentioning a snapdragon

[Weston Super Saint]

Weather forecasters and news readers being 'surprised' by the wintry weather in the winter.  Very amusing.

[badgerx16]

Researching for her new novel, my wife wanted to find a map of medieval York;

Edited January 12 by badgerx16

[sadoldgit]

This made me chuckle this morning. I wonder who the one ticket was sold to? GM?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/26/melania-trump-documentary-uk-cinemas-vue-soft-sales

[sadoldgit]

Toasted crumpets and butter. I used to love them as a kid and have just rediscovered them. What a great way to start the day.

[Turkish]

48 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Toasted crumpets and butter. I used to love them as a kid and have just rediscovered them. What a great way to start the day.

It actually isn't. Whilst they might taste delicious and they do taste delicious, it's possibly one of the worst starts to the day you could have. There is zero protein content and the crumpets are make mainly from flour which will spike you insulin and blood sugar levels. The lack of fibre and protein will mean you dont stay full for long so end up consuming more calories quicker than you would have had you had a protein rich breakfast. the insulin roll coaster created by your poor breakfast choice will effect your energy levels and general mood.

Your poor choices perhaps explain your strange behaviour on here.

Edited 8 hours ago by Turkish

[iansums]

17 minutes ago, Turkish said:

It actually isn't. Whilst they might taste delicious and they do taste delicious, it's possibly one of the worst starts to the day you could have. There is zero protein content and the crumpets are make mainly from flour which will spike you insulin and blood sugar levels. The lack of fibre and protein will mean you dont stay full for long so end up consuming more calories quicker than you would have had you had a protein rich breakfast. the insulin roll coaster created by your poor breakfast choice will effect your energy levels and general mood.

Your poor choices perhaps explain your strange behaviour on here.

Possibly the most technically impressive put-down ever seen on SaintsWeb.

[sadoldgit]

Living rent free in the head of the forum stalker.

(Strange behaviour = a grown man stalking another grown man on an internet football forum)

Edited 5 hours ago by sadoldgit

[Turkish]

29 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Living rent free in the head of the forum stalker.

I remember the time when you went apoplectic because someone said that to you, accusing them of making fun of mental health. Funny how it’s alright for you to say it. Yet again staggering levels of hypocrisy 

besides I was trying to help you, it was free advice for your health. Too bad you’re so narcissistic that you can’t accept helpful advice. Don’t blame me when you get diagnosed with diabetes, although no doubt that’ll be someone else’s fault than yours as usual 

Edited 5 hours ago by Turkish

[Holmes_and_Watson]

6 hours ago, Turkish said:

It actually isn't. Whilst they might taste delicious and they do taste delicious, it's possibly one of the worst starts to the day you could have. There is zero protein content and the crumpets are make mainly from flour which will spike you insulin and blood sugar levels. The lack of fibre and protein will mean you dont stay full for long so end up consuming more calories quicker than you would have had you had a protein rich breakfast. the insulin roll coaster created by your poor breakfast choice will effect your energy levels and general mood.

Your poor choices perhaps explain your strange behaviour on here.

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