Weston Super Saint Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 40 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Not much to be joyous about at the moment but, to cheer myself up today, I have put some of our most esteemed posters against the fictional characters that they make me think of- some of you youngsters might have to get on Google. Lord Duckhunter = Alf Garnett, Till Death Us Do Part Weston SS = Trigger, Only Fools and Horses AlexLaw76 = Constable Savage, Not The 9 O’Clock News CB Fry = Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It hypochondriac = the gormless, spotty character on his own avatar Turkish = Jay Cartwright, The Inbetweeners Me? I’m going for Wolfie Smith, Citizen Smith 😉 That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 5 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz. You've been Triggered. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) 22 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz. Ah,bless you Weston, but there are many others far more worthy of that accolade. And, to quote the late, great Dame Edna Everage, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century”. 😘 Edited February 26 by sadoldgit Typo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 23 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Not much to be joyous about at the moment but, to cheer myself up today, I have put some of our most esteemed posters against the fictional characters that they make me think of- some of you youngsters might have to get on Google. Lord Duckhunter = Alf Garnett, Till Death Us Do Part Weston SS = Trigger, Only Fools and Horses AlexLaw76 = Constable Savage, Not The 9 O’Clock News CB Fry = Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It hypochondriac = the gormless, spotty character on his own avatar Turkish = Jay Cartwright, The Inbetweeners Me? I’m going for Wolfie Smith, Citizen Smith 😉 I imagine you to be a cross between Mr Dont Want to Do that from Harry Enfield c1992 and Ken Barlow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 2 hours ago, Turkish said: I imagine you to be a cross between Mr Dont Want to Do that from Harry Enfield c1992 and Victor Meldrew from One Foot in the Grave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 36 minutes ago, The Kraken said: this is even better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 talking of which this is one of my favourite characters ever. Some of the drips on here could do with this sort of therapy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 49 minutes ago, Turkish said: talking of which this is one of my favourite characters ever. Some of the drips on here could do with this sort of therapy. 😂😂 Brilliant character, and a cracking sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 (edited) On 25/02/2024 at 15:37, sadoldgit said: Not much to be joyous about at the moment but, to cheer myself up today, I have put some of our most esteemed posters against the fictional characters that they make me think of- some of you youngsters might have to get on Google. Lord Duckhunter = Alf Garnett, Till Death Us Do Part Weston SS = Trigger, Only Fools and Horses AlexLaw76 = Constable Savage, Not The 9 O’Clock News CB Fry = Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It hypochondriac = the gormless, spotty character on his own avatar Turkish = Jay Cartwright, The Inbetweeners Me? I’m going for Wolfie Smith, Citizen Smith 😉 There probably isn’t much to be happy about when you spend your day listening to radio phone ins, reading the Guardian, spending hours scrolling the internet to prove if Jews are a race or not but here are some great tips or hacks as the cool kids say to help you. Thanks me later Edited February 27 by Turkish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 (edited) The new atrium / entrance at Blackpool Victoria Hospital, which looks more like an airport than a hospital. It is welcoming, bright, and contains a COSTA COFFEE, an M&S food outlet, a WH Smith's, obviously a pharmacy.........and less obviously - a travel agency. Edited February 28 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 4 hours ago, badgerx16 said: ....and less obviously - a travel agency. The hospital gets commission after telling patients how long the waiting list is, and, handily, the foreign location of a private clinic. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behind Enemy Lines Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 On 27/02/2024 at 20:04, Turkish said: There probably isn’t much to be happy about when you spend your day listening to radio phone ins, reading the Guardian, spending hours scrolling the internet to prove if Jews are a race or not but here are some great tips or hacks as the cool kids say to help you. Thanks me later Agree with all of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, Behind Enemy Lines said: Agree with all of them! Nonsense - number 10 is a piece of piss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, whelk said: Nonsense - number 10 is a piece of piss! One day it won't be.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 29 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: One day it won't be.... The pedant in me needs to take issue with 8 billion people ‘doing well in life’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, whelk said: The pedant in me needs to take issue with 8 billion people ‘doing well in life’ The last set of mindfulness things I listened to, all began with "As long as you are breathing, there's more right with you than wrong with you." Which I took issue with, my mild grumpiness ruining the start of every session. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Number 3 is a disadvantage if you're reading the list at the lido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Regarding number 10; The Russian Admiral Rozhestvensky, who lost the battle of Tsushima during the Russo-Japanese war, woke up one morning and read his own obituary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 41 minutes ago, whelk said: The pedant in me needs to take issue with 8 billion people ‘doing well in life’ Maslow disagrees with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 2 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Regarding number 10; The Russian Admiral Rozhestvensky, who lost the battle of Tsushima during the Russo-Japanese war, woke up one morning and read his own obituary. Fucking Russians have always manipulated the press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 47 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Regarding number 10; The Russian Admiral Rozhestvensky, who lost the battle of Tsushima during the Russo-Japanese war, woke up one morning and read his own obituary. Sadly, only a day after reading this, and realising he should be very careful, he accidentally fell from a window, being poisoned on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 58 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Sadly, only a day after reading this, and realising he should be very careful, he accidentally fell from a window, being poisoned on the way down. Those impromptu barbeque pool parties at Michael Barrymore's place were notoriously full-on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behind Enemy Lines Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 On 04/03/2024 at 17:13, whelk said: Nonsense - number 10 is a piece of piss! It wasn’t this morning! 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On a school trip to Old Trafford our grandson was asked if he knew who wore #20. He answered "Fabio Quateraro". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 (edited) The reaction of kid with Downs Syndrome, Owen as he spots Ange Postecoglou. SSN just did a feature. Heartwarming Edited March 21 by whelk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Here’s the headline you didn’t know you needed today. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 The etymological irony that Thames Water might become insolvent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, badgerx16 said: The etymological irony that Thames Water might become insolvent. Added irony that information was leaked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 The image of Laurence Fox calling for a boycott of Nike after the controversy over the England shirt........,whilst wearing Nike trainers. Gobshite, rabble rousing, twat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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