Songs for Tonda Eckert

[Singapore Saint]

Hi lads and lasses, it's a given that Tonda Eckert will be our new permanent manager (3-year contract at a minimum please 🙏🙏), announcement to be made next week whether we tonk Millwall by 5 or just the odd goal 😅

Thought we should have a song or two for him (sorry if you think I've butchered them) ⬇️

Lyrics (adapted)

Do-do-do, come on and do the Tonda
Do-do-do, it's Tonda night for sure

It's Tonda, it's Tonda night, so join the party everyone
The dancing has just begun and we're all having fun tonight
Dance that Tonda 'til you drop, we're never gonna stop
You better hang on tight, so everybody

Do-do-do, come on and do the Tonda
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the Tonda
Do-do-do, it's Tonda night for sure

It's Tonda, it's Tonda night so feel the music and the beat
They're dancing in the streets, it's something that I can't explain
Bump together one, two, three, like waves across the sea
We'll join and make a change, then everyone can

Do-do-do, come on and do the Tonda
Choo-choo-choo, like a train across the floor
You-you-you, come on and join the Tonda
Do-do-do, it's Tonda night for sure

Lyrics (adapted)

Come on, shake your body baby, do the Tonda
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby, do the Tonda
I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body baby, do the Tonda
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Tonda beat

[Singapore Saint]

Lyrics (adapted)

T
T
T-O
T-O
T-O-N
T-O-N
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D-A
Ni wei shi me bu zou guo lai (why don't you come over)

T
T
T-O
T-O
T-O-N
T-O-N
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D-A
Ni wei shi me bu shuo chu lai (why don't you say it out loud)

Listen to your mama and you never will regret it
And if anybody wonders
you can tell them that I said it
The only thing I know is
I never can forget you
I´ve been longing for you baby
ever since the day I met you
I got you where I want you
And I´m never gonna let you get away from me
Hear what I tell you

I´m the girl for you and so you better start to face it
If you ever lose my love
you know you never can replace it
I think it´s time for you to start to give me some loving
Carrying a torch for you
that´s hotter than an oven
It´s time for you to give me
a little tender loving baby
Hold me tight and do what I tell you

T
T
T-O
T-O
T-O-N
T-O-N
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D-A
Ni wei shi me bu zou guo lai (why don't you come over)

T
T
T-O
T-O
T-O-N
T-O-N
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D
T-O-N-D-A
Ni wei shi me bu shuo chu lai (why don't you say it out loud)

Lyrics (adapted)

Eckert, Eckert
Eckert, Eckert

They say, how do you manage
They talk a lot but can they hack it
Scoring for fun off the planet
Measuring the distance till it vanished
Into the net, made Pompey panic
Lessons of the wisdom made the Saints
Above the average
Mission elevate the masses
Listen to your intuition, separate the assets
Land full of wonders, name it St. Mary's
Rеsonating shanties of a palace
They talk a lot but can thеy hack it

Eckert, Eckert
Eckert, Eckert

Edited 5 hours ago by Singapore Saint

[leeham_69]

surely we can coordinate the barbershop harmonies in Help Me Rhonda?

[Badger]

Good attempts perhaps , but anything more than four or five lines won’t catch on with the match going support in the Northam. 

[Badger]

2 hours ago, leeham_69 said:

surely we can coordinate the barbershop harmonies in Help Me Rhonda?

Or something to the tune of Cwm Tonda perhaps 

[Ekelund24]

The beginning of Thunderstruck by AC/DC but singing Tonda instead of Thunder!!