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Willo of Whiteley

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Tamesaint

Tamesaint

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No point in getting a lower league manager. The bunch of bastards in our first team squad would just ignore him and play however they want. 

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benjii

benjii

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16 hours ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

It’s mentalist it that people like Alex Neil are now getting the approval rating from Saints fans.

This isn’t a dis towards Hypo, it’s purely indicative of how far we have fallen.
We have fallen so far that we’ll take any relative low end EFL manager now over the PE teacher.

Yep, and would consider Keiffer Moore or, Christ alive, Ollie McBurnie as useful additions.

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Gloucester Saint

Gloucester Saint

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Just now, Tamesaint said:

No point in getting a lower league manager. The bunch of bastards in our first team squad would just ignore him and play however they want. 

Not if they’re in the bomb squad they won’t. But it means SR and Spors backing a manager to manage and there’s the issue.,.

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tdmickey3

tdmickey3

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Just now, warsash saint said:

Just get Lallana in the dugout for Sunday & rest of season - at least he knows what the derby means & would command more respect than TE in the dressing room!!

Just like the respect he got when he was there..... none

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notnowcato

notnowcato

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10 minutes ago, warsash saint said:

Just get Lallana in the dugout for Sunday & rest of season - at least he knows what the derby means & would command more respect than TE in the dressing room!!

I’m guessing Lallana wasn’t interested in the job. But if he was…. and it came down to a decision between Tonda and Adam…. on what planet would the answer ever be Tonda??? It makes no sense and in these cases you’ve got to hope to fuck it was never a choice between the 2. 

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S-Clarke

S-Clarke

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Just now, notnowcato said:

In guessing Lallana wasn’t interested in the job. But if he was…. and it came down to a decision between Tonda and Adam…. on what planet would the answer ever be Tonda??? It makes no sense and in these cases I hope to fuck it was never a choice between the 2. 

I don't think Lallana was ever in the equation to be honest, he wasn't 'Spors' man. It was only ever going to be Tonda.

When Still was sacked, the usual logical approach is that the existing first team coach/assistant assume interim control - which would have been Tisdale and Lallana. But the fact they went straight to Tonda told me that he's our new manager, he was never interim no matter what bollocks the club put out.

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OldNick

OldNick

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55 minutes ago, benjii said:

Yep, and would consider Keiffer Moore or, Christ alive, Ollie McBurnie as useful additions.

We sold Tall Paul for £8M? to a club who i think messed us around in the past. I strongly feel he would be on 10 plus goals now why?

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notnowcato

notnowcato

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2 hours ago, S-Clarke said:

I don't think Lallana was ever in the equation to be honest, he wasn't 'Spors' man. It was only ever going to be Tonda.

When Still was sacked, the usual logical approach is that the existing first team coach/assistant assume interim control - which would have been Tisdale and Lallana. But the fact they went straight to Tonda told me that he's our new manager, he was never interim no matter what bollocks the club put out.

Although you maybe right, the logic presented doesn’t prove it one way or the other. 
There’s every chance Lallana asked not to be considered, and who could blame him, we’re an utter shit show. 

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Gloucester Saint

Gloucester Saint

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5 minutes ago, notnowcato said:

Although you maybe right, the logic presented doesn’t prove it one way or the other. 
There’s every chance Lallana asked not to be considered, and who could blame him, we’re an utter shit show. 

This is true both ways, only a handful actually know the facts.

On the face of, it’s bizarre that a young kid gets offered ahead of someone with 30-odd full international caps, coaching badges and a rising coaching reputation.

Equally, Adam might have thought ‘fuck me, they’ve messed the window up again and I really don’t want to manage Flynn, Ryan, Nathan and others. I’ll carry on with the u21 because this lot change like their underpants and it’ll come around again by February, if I want it at all’.

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Gloucester Saint

Gloucester Saint

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9 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said:

We should go for a completely left field appointment next, maybe Matt Hancock, Kwasi Kwarteng, or Alan Carr.  Would be a fucking hoot!

Alan Carr’s dad would be but sadly I think he passed away recently.

Gloucester Saint

Gloucester Saint

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1 minute ago, Miltonaggro said:

No barrier to disruption Gloucester!

Just someone like him with some reasonable first team management experience, operational experience, head of scouting etc and played the game as well. Probably more of a Rasmus replacement but he handled Ashley and would have handled SR easily. Should have been looking for a younger version of him when they bought the club.

A younger version of John Williams as the CEO who was at Blackburn for their glory years would have helped them as well.

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Miltonaggro

Miltonaggro

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17 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Just someone like him with some reasonable first team management experience, operational experience, head of scouting etc and played the game as well. Probably more of a Rasmus replacement but he handled Ashley and would have handled SR easily. Should have been looking for a younger version of him when they bought the club.

A younger version of John Williams as the CEO who was at Blackburn for their glory years would have helped them as well.

Of course, but far to sensible for Sport Republic.  After hiring the tea boy not sure where Ankerson heads now for further disruption.  As an aside, did you know that Alan Carr's second cousin is Paul Gascoigne? :)

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Dr. Kucho

Dr. Kucho

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5 hours ago, coalman said:

Getting coaching badges is time consuming and distracts from the important work of being a disruptive entrepreneur. Far simpler to hire someone cheap and compliant that already has a badge to enact your grand vision.

Did you know Rasmus has his coaching badges? Well according to his Wikipedia page. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_Ankersen

Imagine his team talks and press conferences. 

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Midfield_General

Midfield_General

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21 minutes ago, saintant said:

Explains why he constantly wants to interfere.

Might as well just make him manager after Tonda gets the boot after our inevitable humping by the skates. He's got as much experience of managing a senior first team and it's not like he could do a lot worse. 

He's obviously full of great ideas, and if he's got his badges let's just cut out the middleman and let him show what he can do.  

La la la la la la la la la la la, Rasmus at the wheel, at the wheel, Rasmus at the wheel 

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WinglessWonder

WinglessWonder

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5 hours ago, benjii said:

Yes!!

"pre madonna" made it's annual appearance.

You love to see it.

I assume this refers to 1976.....sorry, I've read it again and realised it didn't say "pre-Maradona" 🤔🤦😁

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Miltonaggro

Miltonaggro

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49 minutes ago, Midfield_General said:

Might as well just make him manager after Tonda gets the boot after our inevitable humping by the skates. He's got as much experience of managing a senior first team and it's not like he could do a lot worse. 

He's obviously full of great ideas, and if he's got his badges let's just cut out the middleman and let him show what he can do.  

La la la la la la la la la la la, Rasmus at the wheel, at the wheel, Rasmus at the wheel 

Agree. Would be an advantage knowing where the cunt is at 3pm on a Saturday. 

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Britannia

Britannia

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I did think about that before.  I didn't know he had coaching qualifications though.

It's a serious suggestion though.  Why not have RA manager?  Cut out the (alleged) middle man.  Amusing if he had to sack himself 

1 hour ago, Dr. Kucho said:

Did you know Rasmus has his coaching badges? Well according to his Wikipedia page. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_Ankersen

Imagine his team talks and press conferences. 

 

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coalman

coalman

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1 hour ago, Dr. Kucho said:

Did you know Rasmus has his coaching badges? Well according to his Wikipedia page. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_Ankersen

Imagine his team talks and press conferences. 

Re-read what's written there - it only says he "studied for" not that he obtained his coaching badge. 

He then studied for UEFA's A Licence, and became the assistant-coach for the under-17 team at a club

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stknowle

stknowle

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6 hours ago, benjii said:

Yes!!

"pre madonna" made it's annual appearance.

You love to see it.

Haha never seen that before but it is and absolute belter.

coalman

coalman

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23 minutes ago, coalman said:

Re-read what's written there - it only says he "studied for" not that he obtained his coaching badge. 

He then studied for UEFA's A Licence, and became the assistant-coach for the under-17 team at a club

Then again maybe he did though this page also states "Rasmus Ankersen is the best keynote speaker on Talent-Management and Scouting."
https://premium-speakers.com/en/speaker-presenter/rasmus-ankersen/
 

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Gloucester Saint

Gloucester Saint

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56 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said:

Agree. Would be an advantage knowing where the cunt is at 3pm on a Saturday. 

Make him manager for the skates game - he deserves the hate and humiliation of their inbreds and our travelling support. That would break even his enormous ego.

Give it to Ron

Give it to Ron

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9 minutes ago, Starksj1995 said:

Who do we get as a new manager 

We don’t we will have Tonda for a while he is Spors choice it’s what we pay for having him make the football recruitment decisions .

Unless Spors goes we will let Tonda grow into the role.

gammon cheeks

gammon cheeks

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7 minutes ago, Give it to Ron said:

We don’t we will have Tonda for a while he is Spors choice it’s what we pay for having him make the football recruitment decisions .

Unless Spors goes we will let Tonda grow into the role.

If we lose weds and again on Sunday I really don't see how he can carry on 

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Toussaint

Toussaint

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5 minutes ago, gammon cheeks said:

If we lose weds and again on Sunday I really don't see how he can carry on 

What if we win on Xg and possession, that will present Spors with a dilemma.

Dirkdiggler

Dirkdiggler

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The main issue isn’t who we get is the culprit pulling the strings above which is Spors his influence over our head coaches (don’t think any have been appointed as “manager”) 

 

Badger

Badger

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32 minutes ago, Give it to Ron said:

We don’t we will have Tonda for a while he is Spors choice it’s what we pay for having him make the football recruitment decisions .

Unless Spors goes we will let Tonda grow into the role.

Not if results continue to plummet we won’t. 

St. Ciervo

St. Ciervo

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8 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:


He said ‘half decent’ championship managers 

You sure he did not mean half-sized? Because Nathan fits the bill then. 

woodsaint1

woodsaint1

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Never wanted to lose a derby game before, but lose this weekend and the subsequent fans anger might force SRs hand. A group of gutless wankers (bar a handful) mixed with an inexperienced manager was never going to work no matter how much we hoped it would

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