World Cup 2026

[bpsaint]

Is he not gonna book the cunt waving for a yellow?

[Disco Stu]

9 times out of 10 that's a penalty.

[vectraman]

That was a pen. Keeper took his leg

 

[SNSUN]

Ref is a tit. But we shouldn't be relying on penalty chances. 

Need a goal before half time. 

[CB Fry]

This match is putting me right off my delicious drink of apricot, a guava and a mango and passion fruit and mandarin.

Edited 1 hour ago by CB Fry

[Dr Who?]

Never a pen, dive dive dive, he threw himself to the floor and changed direction to run into his hands. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Dr Who?

[Whitey Grandad]

Just now, Disco Stu said:

9 times out of 10 that's a penalty.

So 1 out of 10 it isn't. 

[Toussaint]

Blatant 

[AlexLaw76]

another piece of pure shit from Madueke 

Edited 1 hour ago by AlexLaw76

[benjii]

Ref has lost the plot. Where's the card for Kane?!

[Disco Stu]

Just now, Whitey Grandad said:

So 1 out of 10 it isn't. 

Evidently...

[Whitey Grandad]

Just now, CB Fry said:

This match is putting me right off my delicious drink of apricot, a guava and a mango and passion fruit and mandarin.

Is the mandarin your Chinese servant?

[SNSUN]

Just now, CB Fry said:

This match is putting me right off my delicious drink of apricot, a guava and a mango and passion fruit and mandarin.

I have Stella because I'm an uncultured swine.

[Toussaint]

Rasfhford is performing like Redmond when he went over the hill.

[Whitey Grandad]

We're going to lose this aren't we?

[SNSUN]

Can we get Ivan Toney and Watkins on please. For the lols. 

[Dr Who?]

We are nowhere near good enough to win this or the World Cup. 😂 

[die Mannyschaft]

1 minute ago, Dr Who? said:

Never a pen, dive dive dive

In the old days 70sand 80s players would ride a tackle or jump over keeper get ball and tap in for a goal. You have to go down now even if you could try and score.

[Turkish]

got to get Maduke off at half time

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

another team piece of pure shit from Madueke 

I was being unfair to Sulemana and Neil Heaney earlier, let alone Franz Carr.

This is Frankie Bennett level.

Spence doing a Sugawara impression.

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, Turkish said:

got to get Maduke off at half time

And substitute him.

[Disco Stu]

1 minute ago, Dr Who? said:

We are nowhere near good enough to win this or the World Cup. 😂 

We're definitely good enough to win this. Couple of very good saves from their keeper.

Our defence is too dodgy to go all the way though.

[IronCitySaint]

So glad I didn't bother going to this one. It is just not happening today.

[die Mannyschaft]

2 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

We're going to lose this aren't we?

England allways have the get out of jail card to use in 95th minute. 

[31cc]

I'm going on Findmypast.com to see if I have any French relations

[Gloucester Saint]

DR Congo’s keeper is having a worldie.

[Saint Billy]

6 of the Congo side are out of contract and looking for clubs.

[SNSUN]

Congo defending like their lives depend on it. 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

To be fair, it's been a good half for a neutral.

[die Mannyschaft]

1 minute ago, Disco Stu said:

We're definitely good enough to win this. Couple of very good saves from their keeper.

Our defence is too dodgy to go all the way though.

I still think England are better than Germany and on that basis will get to round 16.

[Whitey Grandad]

1 minute ago, Gloucester Saint said:

DR Congo’s keeper is having a worldie.

England keep kicking the ball straight at him.

[Window Cleaner]

2 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

DR Congo’s keeper is having a worldie.

As I said, Poland 73. Just not Tomazewski. Then again we don't have Chivers,Channon and Clark either.

Edited 1 hour ago by Window Cleaner

[Whitey Grandad]

Our defenders are just a loose bunch of players. No cohesion.  No shape. No structure. Playing like an under 8 side.

[Osvaldorama]

Why are we so lethargic 

 

Were the players on the beers last night? 

[Dr Who?]

Just now, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

To be fair, it's been a good half for a neutral.

That’s what I just said. This lot are no mugs. 
drew with Portugal who are better than us, only lost 1-0 to Columbia and won 3-1. 

 

[whelk]

8 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

We're going to lose this aren't we?

No but still dreadful and think people talk about us winning it 

[die Mannyschaft]

If the pundits can see where England are going wrong why cant Tuchel? Rooney stated the obvious in last game and last night warned exactly what Congo would do tonight.

[whelk]

This game is crying out for Jordan Henderson 

[Gloucester Saint]

4 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

England keep kicking the ball straight at him.

Rashford should have headed down for his chance. 

[benjii]

Joe Hart is much better than the usual chaps.

[benjii]

Just now, whelk said:

This game is crying out for Jordan Henderson 

Dan Burn.

[LVSaint]

 

Nun with a gun, 2026 World Cup Edition

[Dr Who?]

France or Argentina for me to lift 🏆, but I’m hoping it will be someone different. We do not have anywhere near enough. We should as we have some real class individually. Need to up our game! 

[Turkish]

could have had a penalty, could also be 2-0 down, its been so so poor. 

[whelk]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

Dan Burn.

He’s great for the darts banter apparently. Happy camp and then you just roll the likes of Congo

[Window Cleaner]

7 minutes ago, 31cc said:

I'm going on Findmypast.com to see if I have any French relations

I can lend you my mother in law if that helps, I've a couple of cousins that I don't like as well. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

England, at least getting a few chances in. Bellingham upping the tempo. But, like Kane, is in places where others should be.

Just lots of poor decision making. Madueke seems to not be able to get past his opening run, where there was no one in the box. He's trying, but Saka is the one able to compensate for England being disjointed, and turn a game.

On the other side Rashford's control deserted him a few times.

Everyone looks as though they need a focal point. And that's not always Kane, who can be anywhere. Bellingham hasn't then moved to take up that space often enough. England have been at their best, when he has.

If it stays like this, there will be a number of E ngland defenders quick to send Tuchel a sympathy note. Spence has been a weak link.

[whelk]

I feel like a tabloid hack despairing at England but fuck me when you watch France and then watch us.

[Dr Who?]

Do you remember Iceland game 2016… I have a feeling this will go the same way! That’s what I was a Euro Quarter Final 😧 

[Window Cleaner]

Well perhaps more of a 3 out of 10.