Spy-gate\Cheating Response Songs for next season...

[Dan Johnson]

Next season, we will take a huge amount of stick from opposition fans

EG when we go 1-0, maybe from a controversial penalty, we're likely to get chants of "Same old Southampton, Always cheating"

It would be great if we could have some responses...

Some from me

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"You're just fucking shit, you're just fucking shiiiiit"
"We're not cheating, you're just fucking shit!"

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"We've got Eckert, Tonda Eckert, I just don't think you understand"

"He's got a camera phone, and a 4k drone" 
"we've got Tonda Eckert"

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"We hide behind trees, we hide behind treeeees"
"We are Southampton, we hide behind trees"

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"All week, we've been watching you train all week, watching you train all weeeeeeek"

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"We know what you'll do"
"We know what you'll do"
"We've been watching you in training"

"We know what you'll do"

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[Patrick Bateman]

Let's go old school ... "You're going home in a Hampshire ambulance"

[CB Fry]

When we go one nil down:

 

We knew you'd do that

We knew you'd do thaaaat

We are Southampton

We knew you'd do that

[Willo of Whiteley]

Away at Middlesbrough: “Three times, and you fucked it up” repeated.

[sockeye]

"We spy where we want" and "He's in your hedge" will see a lot of use

[EssEffCee]

To the tune of Adams Family:

We're spying on your mother 

We're spying on your brother 

We spied on all the others

Tonda's red army 

 

[sfc4prem]

There's trees on the left, and trees on the riiighht,

We've been spying for months now,

And found out you're shite

[EssEffCee]

Everywhere we go

Everywhere we go 

It's Southampton spies, making Boro cry

Everywhere we go

[SouthWalesSaints]

FUCK the EFL, over and over. 
 

 

[Turkish]

It started by a tree up at Rockcliffe hall

We spied on the Boro, we spied on them all

We knew how they’d be playing, we bullied the intern 

got kicked out of the play offs, no premier league return

ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole 

[Turkish]

Tonda Eckert wooohooo

Our brilliant German spy

he made Kim Hellberg cry

 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by Turkish

[Turkish]

His names Kim Hellberg and he cried on the TV

super Tonda lives in his head rent free 

 

 

[Rowan Gorilla 5]

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Saints are watching you

 

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Saints are watching you

 

Needs a bit of tweaking.

[trousers]

To the tune of "It's my party'

🎵

Kim's a bottler and he cries when he wants to

🎶

[Marsdinho]

My suggestion from a few weeks ago (before spygate) seems more appropriate now...

To the tune of "Friday im in love" by The Cure

 

We don't care if you sit back

Or even play it from the back

Coz he has got a plan for that

It's Tonda, we're in love.

[Chris78]

Will salt 

he wanked in your bush 

wanked in your bush 

etc

[Pamplemousse]

Specifically to the Boro fans

"We saw you cry on the telly, cry on the telly"

"Oh Oli McBurnie, Oh Oli McBurnie" over and over again

 

The three times you fucked it up one above is excellent as well.

[Willo of Whiteley]

21 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said:

Specifically to the Boro fans

"We saw you cry on the telly, cry on the telly"

"Oh Oli McBurnie, Oh Oli McBurnie" over and over again

 

The three times you fucked it up one above is excellent as well.

This wins 😂

[Jazzfunk]

To the tune of "Crying" by Roy Orbison

"Spying, over you" 

Simple and effective 

[CSA96]

One I saw online earlier, to the tune of Waka Waka:

Tsa mina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Minus four who gives a fuck
The Saints are going up 

[Ted Bates Statue]

No one likes us, no one likes us
No one likes us, we don't care
We're Southampton, from the South Coast
Fuck the EFL, fuck the rest
 

[Cuddles]

He's hiding by a tree,

On CCT-V,

Will Salt...woooaahh

 

[Zorba]

To the tune of Oasis.. Stop Crying Your Heart Out

 

All of the spies,

Are hidden away,

Just try not to worry,

You’ll beat us some day,

We won in the play-offs,

But you still fucked your big day,

Stop crying Kim Hellberg.

 

All Boro’s dreams,

Have faded away,

But it’s not your fault,

You’re the victims again,

You’ll blame the cheaters,

But you can’t win a game,

Stop crying Kim Hellberg.

 

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Edited 2 minutes ago by Zorba