Dan Johnson Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Next season, we will take a huge amount of stick from opposition fans EG when we go 1-0, maybe from a controversial penalty, we're likely to get chants of "Same old Southampton, Always cheating" It would be great if we could have some responses... Some from me ----------------------------------- "You're just fucking shit, you're just fucking shiiiiit" "We're not cheating, you're just fucking shit!" ----------------------------------- "We've got Eckert, Tonda Eckert, I just don't think you understand" "He's got a camera phone, and a 4k drone" "we've got Tonda Eckert" ----------------------------------- "We hide behind trees, we hide behind treeeees" "We are Southampton, we hide behind trees" ----------------------------------- "All week, we've been watching you train all week, watching you train all weeeeeeek" ----------------------------------- "We know what you'll do" "We know what you'll do" "We've been watching you in training" "We know what you'll do" ----------------------------------- 4 12
Patrick Bateman Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Let's go old school ... "You're going home in a Hampshire ambulance" 1
CB Fry Posted June 2 Posted June 2 When we go one nil down: We knew you'd do that We knew you'd do thaaaat We are Southampton We knew you'd do that 2 19
Willo of Whiteley Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Away at Middlesbrough: “Three times, and you fucked it up” repeated. 8
sockeye Posted June 2 Posted June 2 "We spy where we want" and "He's in your hedge" will see a lot of use 2
EssEffCee Posted June 2 Posted June 2 To the tune of Adams Family: We're spying on your mother We're spying on your brother We spied on all the others Tonda's red army 1 1
sfc4prem Posted June 2 Posted June 2 There's trees on the left, and trees on the riiighht, We've been spying for months now, And found out you're shite 3 5
EssEffCee Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Everywhere we go Everywhere we go It's Southampton spies, making Boro cry Everywhere we go 3
Turkish Posted June 2 Posted June 2 It started by a tree up at Rockcliffe hall We spied on the Boro, we spied on them all We knew how they’d be playing, we bullied the intern got kicked out of the play offs, no premier league return ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
Turkish Posted June 2 Posted June 2 (edited) Tonda Eckert wooohooo Our brilliant German spy he made Kim Hellberg cry Edited June 2 by Turkish 2 3
Turkish Posted June 2 Posted June 2 His names Kim Hellberg and he cried on the TV super Tonda lives in his head rent free 1
Rowan Gorilla 5 Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take Saints are watching you Every single day And every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay Saints are watching you Needs a bit of tweaking. 4 2
trousers Posted June 2 Posted June 2 To the tune of "It's my party' 🎵 Kim's a bottler and he cries when he wants to 🎶 2
Marsdinho Posted June 2 Posted June 2 My suggestion from a few weeks ago (before spygate) seems more appropriate now... To the tune of "Friday im in love" by The Cure We don't care if you sit back Or even play it from the back Coz he has got a plan for that It's Tonda, we're in love. 1
Pamplemousse Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Specifically to the Boro fans "We saw you cry on the telly, cry on the telly" "Oh Oli McBurnie, Oh Oli McBurnie" over and over again The three times you fucked it up one above is excellent as well. 1 5
Willo of Whiteley Posted June 2 Posted June 2 21 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said: Specifically to the Boro fans "We saw you cry on the telly, cry on the telly" "Oh Oli McBurnie, Oh Oli McBurnie" over and over again The three times you fucked it up one above is excellent as well. This wins 😂
Jazzfunk Posted June 2 Posted June 2 To the tune of "Crying" by Roy Orbison "Spying, over you" Simple and effective 4
CSA96 Posted June 2 Posted June 2 One I saw online earlier, to the tune of Waka Waka: Tsa mina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Minus four who gives a fuck The Saints are going up 3 4
Ted Bates Statue Posted June 2 Posted June 2 No one likes us, no one likes us No one likes us, we don't care We're Southampton, from the South Coast Fuck the EFL, fuck the rest
Zorba Posted June 2 Posted June 2 (edited) To the tune of Oasis.. Stop Crying Your Heart Out All of the spies, Are hidden away, Just try not to worry, You’ll beat us some day, We won in the play-offs, But you still fucked your big day, Stop crying Kim Hellberg. All Boro’s dreams, Have faded away, But it’s not your fault, You’re the victims again, You’ll blame the cheaters, But you can’t win a game, Stop crying Kim Hellberg. .. Edited June 2 by Zorba 2 3
Tamesaint Posted June 3 Posted June 3 From the Barmy Army song book "We saw you cry on the telly" At Hellberg 1
Barton Saint Posted June 3 Posted June 3 When we are 3-0 up Youre not worth spying on Youre not worth spying on Etc repeat 2 2
spyinthesky Posted June 3 Posted June 3 When we (hopefully!!) beat Boro at SMS next season the song by Jamo Thomas..'I Spy For The FBI' should be played at full volume.
BarberSaint Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Don’t cry for us middle burrow The truth is you’re nothing to us Sad town of losers Chavs on all corners Your town smells of shit You’re welcome to it Feel free to change the words to something good. 3
Badger Posted June 3 Posted June 3 (edited) Driving around the other day and had part of a Rod Stewart song in my ear. Lyrics “we’re in your hedge, we’re in your trees …” Will allow other songsmiths to make it work. Edited June 3 by Badger
Miltonaggro Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Can we watch you Can we watch you Can we watch you every week Can we watch you every week! 2 2
Badger Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Rework the Gene Pitney Tulsa song; ”only, 72 hours to kick off …” Yes, I’m an old bastard 2
Patrick Bateman Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Not a song, but my son had his first "ugh, you were caught spying" crap today at school. Snotty spurs kid. My son's response ... "at least we beat Arsenal this season". Good lad, perfect. 3 2
WinglessWonder Posted June 3 Posted June 3 We could rob the song "Crying at the discotheque" (Sophie Ellis-Bextor version obviously!): 🎵Spying at the training ground 🎵 1
Miltonaggro Posted June 3 Posted June 3 For ze Boro specifically: Your hair is offside Your hair is offside Wanker Steve Gibson Your hair is offside Stand up if you hate a grass Stand up if you hate a grass Stand up if you hate a grass etc. His name is Gibbo and he watches from the stands Spends all his money getting other sides banned Just a jumped up fucking dirty con man Oh Boro, Boro, three chances in the can! 2
EssEffCee Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Tonda Eckert is the man He sent a spy to watch your nan Dragan said he's staying at at the club And now he's taking Southampton up
LaptopSaint Posted June 3 Posted June 3 We’ve got Eckert Tonda Eckert I just don’t think you understand Interns at the back Spies in attack He’ll take us to the Premier League 1
MB Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Boro away Stevie Gibson, ooaaaa I wanna know ooooooooo why you’re such a cunt 2 1
Pamplemousse Posted June 4 Posted June 4 If we're top of the league or on the verge of promotion "Are you watching Middlesbrough" And then again first game back in the Prem
LaptopSaint Posted June 4 Posted June 4 If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the wings of a crow I’d fly over Fratton tomorrow (and Boro!) and shit on the bastards below…
Ekelund24 Posted June 4 Posted June 4 To Panic by the Smiths Standing in the fields of Oxford, Hiding in the trees in Middlesboro I wonder to myself Why are you so shit Then repeat "Spying on you, spying on you" until bored
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted June 4 Posted June 4 At least we're not you At least we're not yoooooou We are Southampton At least we're not you (Probably best for Pompey/Boro...)
Turkish Posted June 4 Posted June 4 In the town called Middlesbrough lived a man with spray on hair and cried to the FA that Southampton didn’t play fair Steve Gibsons got spray on hair, he’s got spray on hair he’s got spray on hair steve Gibsons got spray on hair he’s got spray on hair 2
Katalinic Posted June 4 Posted June 4 37 minutes ago, Ekelund24 said: To Panic by the Smiths Standing in the fields of Oxford, Hiding in the trees in Middlesboro I wonder to myself Why are you so shit Then repeat "Spying on you, spying on you" until bored The first 2 lines have got the makings of a decent song tbf...last bit needs some work though 😁 1 1
Essruu Posted June 4 Posted June 4 On 02/06/2026 at 22:15, CSA96 said: One I saw online earlier, to the tune of Waka Waka: Tsa mina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Minus four who gives a fuck The Saints are going up This is the one. Every time we score and every time we win. It's loud and makes a statement. Followed by 'F*CK The EFL' over and over. Let's get behind a horrible siege mentality 👌🏻 4
mikec Posted June 4 Posted June 4 "Tonda Eckert woo-oh, Tonda Eckert woo-oo-oh, He spies on everyone, He breaks regulation 127.1" 6
LoyalSaintSO50 Posted June 4 Posted June 4 You can stick your minus 4 points up your arse Fuck the EFL, and Gibson he’s a grass Let em cry, what a bore We’re Southampton evermore And we’re going up with Tonda, cos he’s class
Secret Site Agent Posted June 5 Posted June 5 A few from me: We know where you're training, We know what you'll do, We watched from the hillside, With binoculars too, You'll never surprise us, We'll always see through, We are Southampton And we're watching you! Or this one Who needs a scout when you've got a hill? Who needs a scout when you've got a hill? Spying on Boro, Spying on Boro, Who needs a scout when you've got a hill? Then You can hide behind the trees, You can hide behind the wall, But the Saints are watching, And we'll see it all! Not too sure about this one We're Southampton FC, We watch training for free, With an IPhone and a flask, And an Intern on the grass On a hill with Tonde and tea!
Secret Site Agent Posted June 5 Posted June 5 We've Edozie on the Left We've Fellows on the Right We've MI5 as Team Scouts And they say your shite.
Ekelund24 Posted June 5 Posted June 5 On 04/06/2026 at 11:29, Katalinic said: The first 2 lines have got the makings of a decent song tbf...last bit needs some work though 😁 Yeah, I only had the first two lines I thought the song was just naming place and hanging DJs 1
Ted Bates Statue Posted June 5 Posted June 5 On 02/06/2026 at 22:15, CSA96 said: One I saw online earlier, to the tune of Waka Waka: Tsa mina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Minus four who gives a fuck The Saints are going up I really like this but gotta admit I'd struggle with the first couple of lines, so I'd suggest the English version of the chorus for that bit: When you fall get up, oh oh If you fall get up, eh eh Ties in with our redemption arc as well... oh fuck it we're all just going to do "Na nana nana oh oh" twice aren't we
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