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I got this far:

 

Saints celebrated Bonfire Night a few days early last November with a fabulous comeback against Preston North End...

 

This weeked Mark Wotte intends on swapping sparklers for heavy artillery as his side continue their battle for championship survival.

 

:rolleyes:

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I liked these bits:

 

Alex Pearce's goal against Preston and his dogged determination were assets to Jan Portability's side, but Wotte has even more faith in the abilities of his current centre-back pair.

 

and

 

"If I look back though, I think it would have been better to have brought one big experienced central defender instead of two youngsters, who could have played together with Chris Perry.

 

"JP Saki's is proving that now."

 

Looks like somebody's been paying too much attention to their spell checker... ;)

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Beyond the amusing misspellings, there's a far more serious point here:

 

The Championship is a very physical league and if you are not ready to compete then you can be in trouble. This was the big lesson of the first three months when we got beaten several times from set-pieces, but with Jack Cork and Alex Pearce we brought in some good young British defenders to combat that.

 

The big lesson of the first three months?!?!?! Three f*cking months!!! Well done to Mark and Jan for spotting that in the end though...

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Shut the **** up and deliver some points.

 

You may friend are sooo right!

 

I could sit on my arse all day and bang on and on and on and on about how much I love the missus and how much I appreciate what she does for me and the family...

 

But I find occassionally offering to cook, regularly loading and unloading the dishwasher, doing my share of household jobs and the odd bunch of unexpected flowers do the job for me.

 

Perhaps Wotte could look up that old Dutch war guidance:

 

"Actionsh shpeak louder than wordsh..."

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The club say nothing it's a bloomin' disgrace/The club say *something* it's a bloomin' disgrace personally I blame lowe/wilde/crouch.

 

Delete as appropriate and you've got every thread created on this site in the last 6 months, it's starting to get more depressing visiting this sight than it is checking our score on a saturday.

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The club say nothing it's a bloomin' disgrace/The club say *something* it's a bloomin' disgrace personally I blame lowe/wilde/crouch.

 

Delete as appropriate and you've got every thread created on this site in the last 6 months, it's starting to get more depressing visiting this sight than it is checking our score on a saturday.

 

Jog on then...it's called reality.

 

Sorry but I don't feel cheerful about the club that I love dropping to its lowest ebb for 50 years..

 

Or perhaps I should be more positive?? Won't have to bother with a ST, I would think Rupey will be employing fans next season...

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The club say nothing it's a bloomin' disgrace/The club say *something* it's a bloomin' disgrace personally I blame lowe/wilde/crouch.

 

Delete as appropriate and you've got every thread created on this site in the last 6 months, it's starting to get more depressing visiting this sight than it is checking our score on a saturday.

 

LOL oh how right you are.

 

Although the words he speaks are grating on more than the extreme now as results have become more important than the odd "everything is OK, honest" interview.

 

Not sure what he could say in this situation though. He says nothing and there would be a public Lowe bashing at how the OS is not up to date and its a conspiricy and Wotte is not comunicating with the fans and so on.

 

He says something and makes a right pigs ear of it and comes accross as a buffoon who is learning lessons that we knew the answers to when he first walked in the door. And he is paid to manage the club ffs!

 

still think he deserves a few more games to get it right before we turn against him. (like us saints fans will ever give anyone that RL put in time) Unfortunatly as a club we dont have that time to give so its results or oot.

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At least he has owned up that the club have needed a good physical centre back.

He may as well not bother doing interviews if the fans on here are anything to go by.It was truthful and to the point.

 

Truthful and to the point? Yeah? You dinlo! What if he goes on a 15 match winning spree then gets us right up the table, the crowds come back and next year we are able to strengthen and do better? It will still be Lowe that did all this and I can't sit and watch that, yeah? I don't want good words coming from anyone at this club until Lowe goes. It's the only way, yeah? He should come out and firstly apologise for his place of birth, yeah? I can't call him a young English manager if he is bloody Dutch, yeah? Once he has done that he should tell us he hasn't got a clue, yeah? I want him to really bang the nails in the coffin and tell us we are doomed so I can be right all along, yeah? Who is with me?

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Truthful and to the point? Yeah? You dinlo! What if he goes on a 15 match winning spree then gets us right up the table, the crowds come back and next year we are able to strengthen and do better? It will still be Lowe that did all this and I can't sit and watch that, yeah? I don't want good words coming from anyone at this club until Lowe goes. It's the only way, yeah? He should come out and firstly apologise for his place of birth, yeah? I can't call him a young English manager if he is bloody Dutch, yeah? Once he has done that he should tell us he hasn't got a clue, yeah? I want him to really bang the nails in the coffin and tell us we are doomed so I can be right all along, yeah? Who is with me?
Yeah sorry i forgot
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Beyond the amusing misspellings, there's a far more serious point here:

 

 

 

The big lesson of the first three months?!?!?! Three f*cking months!!! Well done to Mark and Jan for spotting that in the end though...

 

Fingers crossed he's a bit quicker realising we've still not got an actual Right Back or a lump of a CF.

 

If he can just do that, and ensure there is a bit of a width, we might be a contender for a point on Saturday!

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Wotte is turning out to be a bit of a twit is he not.

 

What ever happened to the Queen's English in football management?

 

Awesome (average), magic (slightly better than average), strike (shot), cynical (dirty), unhappy with that (useless idiot)... etc.

 

War???? (You'll have to run around chasing the ball for more than 5 minutes lads.. please, pretty, please)

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Going to war with this squad - not exactly any players in our squad that are going to get stuck in is there? Wotton probably would if he was quick enough to catch anybody! Definately no MLT either. To be fair, the bloke is out of options and he's trying to appeal to the supporters, trouble is, the board scarpered to the emergency bunker some time ago where Askham is counting his loot again.

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Saints are rarely fit for a minor skirmish!!..how they suddenly become warriors is an interesting concept!!

 

As for "heavy artillery"...........thats a joke..........is it suggesting major "bombardment" of oppositions goals?...........because if so, the opposition will sneak round the back and scupper General Wotte.........to the post mortem comments of " I don't understand how we lost that battle.........we were by far the better organised!!"

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Ve shall go on to ze end, ve shall fight at St Marys,

Ve shall fight at Portman road and St Andrews,

Ve shall fight vith growing confidence and growing strength in ze air, ve shall defend our league status, vottever ze cost may be,

Ve shall fight at Bloomfield road,

ve shall fight at Vicarage road,

ve shall fight in ze black country and in ze stadium of Hillsboroguh,

we shall fight to ze last at ze City Ground;

Ve shall never surrender, and even if, vich I do not for a moment believe, zis club or a large part of it vere subjugated and relegated, zen our acadamy beyond ze forest, armed and guarded by ze gween squad, vould carry on ze struggle, until, in Wooperts good time, ze New dawn, vith all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and ze liberation of ze old."

 

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Ve shall go on to ze end, ve shall fight at St Marys,

Ve shall fight at Portman road and St Andrews,

Ve shall fight vith growing confidence and growing strength in ze air, ve shall defend our league status, vottever ze cost may be,

Ve shall fight at Bloomfield road,

ve shall fight at Vicarage road,

ve shall fight in ze black country and in ze stadium of Hillsboroguh,

we shall fight to ze last at ze City Ground;

Ve shall never surrender, and even if, vich I do not for a moment believe, zis club or a large part of it vere subjugated and relegated, zen our acadamy beyond ze forest, armed and guarded by ze gween squad, vould carry on ze struggle, until, in Wooperts good time, ze New dawn, vith all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and ze liberation of ze old."

 

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Quite a few typo's in there.

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