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Like many of you, I'm afraid that I know several Poopey Fans who for some reason are revelling in our situation.

 

Jokes sent to me this morning from Blue Few acquaintances ....

 

Strange thing this global warming - Nice and sunny in Portsmouth and -10 in Southampton.

 

Three ships have left the port of Southampton never to return - The Titanic, The Premiership and the Championship !

 

I suggest we bank these for the inevitable time when we will be able to repay such sentiments in much greater measure...

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And, it seems, questions about who actually owns them are being asked again:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/24/portsmouth-owebership-arkadi-gaydamak

 

He who laughs last ............

 

When they eventually go into administration they will claim that their holding company actually IS Arkadi Gaydamak. What will the PL say? "Ok, that's alright then - no points deduction."

 

(ironic lol)

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I sent a picture from my mobile, of a can of coca cola, to a Pompey fan when they dropped into the bottom three a few weeks back.

He sent it back last night, with the message 'you wont be seeing that again for a while'.

 

Clearly your response should point out that Coca Cola sponsor the entire Football League, not just the Championship. Or maybe not... and I wouldn't get too deeply into Barclays sponsoring the Premier League either...

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The boot will be very much on the other foot in a couple of years' time. Let them have their little giggle at our expense, the situation will be magnified in reverse when it all goes tits-up down there.

 

But the irony is that Fratton Park might just save them. St Marys is a millstone around our necks, imagine if they had a £100 million pound stadium???

Ok so Fratton can't sustain their wage bill but it could be their secret weapon...

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But the irony is that Fratton Park might just save them. St Marys is a millstone around our necks, imagine if they had a £100 million pound stadium???

Ok so Fratton can't sustain their wage bill but it could be their secret weapon...

 

agreed on that - but if everything goes well we won't have that millstone any longer.

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I think football will wake up before they go under and put some sort of rule in such as wage caps etc. to keep clubs from getting into silly debt.

 

I doubt it. The head of the Football League is a Thatcherite conservative with a history of supporting harsh market economics at the expense of the greater good, the concept of community and welfare, and the Premier League clubs are receiving enough money that they're not bothered.

 

Plus the long and short of it is that any change will be opposed by the very top clubs who are happy enough on the self-perpetuating sloping playing field they sit atop, with the threat of them leaving the ultimate sanction (hence the Premier League's existence in the first place, and now the PL2 rumours).

 

There are always other clubs to replace the dissenters. The cork came out of the bottle in the early 90s, when the FA ignored its responsibility to supporting football as a whole in favour of creating a money-making juggernaut where the rich get richer - there's no way that a wage cap could be implemented, as it would have to be consistent throughout the divisions and the Prem would never agree to it.

 

The entire contract structure of professional football would have to change, or the Premier League would be accepting that players would choose to play in countries where there were no wage caps instead of the Prem, thus removing their claims to having the best players, and diluting their "Global Brand". The only place it's working in practise is MLS, which fits with existing conventional US sports models, and sits in a bubble above all other US Soccer - and even they have "star" players breaking the salary cap - but they're not in competition with European leagues and regularly lose the better players to other Leagues where they can earn more.

 

In England, a wage cap simply will not happen. There will always be more clubs far distanced from immediate financial collapse than there will be clubs in immediate peril, and self-preservation is always the key - much as the competitive, controlled environment of a wage-capped League is preferable to a predictable one all-but based on money alone.

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My facebook wall is being bombarded.

 

"They do nice fish and chips in Brighton I hear!!! (your lot brave enough to go to Millwall then are you???!!!)"

 

"Scummers going down again!"

 

"Phil come and join us and see some real football"

 

"LOL @ SCUM"

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My facebook wall is being bombarded.

 

"They do nice fish and chips in Brighton I hear!!! (your lot brave enough to go to Millwall then are you???!!!)"

 

"Scummers going down again!"

 

"Phil come and join us and see some real football"

 

"LOL @ SCUM"

 

 

I suppose that was the response when the whole of the Farton end were asked to comment?

 

As to Millwall - been to the old Den twice and the new Den once and will quite happily go again. I bet thats more than the ones that hit your face book.

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The only premiership ground with horse brasses, an awning and a towbar.

 

 

Yes they are free of stadium debt but the place is falling down and their business plan is based on champions league income, not scraping through in 16th, so the old house of cards is a wobbling.

Wonder how that water borne super stadium hotel complex is going in the harbour, maybe the complulsory purchase of the dockyard and waterfront is proving more complicated than they realised.

 

But we shall see them again in May 2010, it's a date - not like the ones they have with their sisters though....

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Like many of you, I'm afraid that I know several Poopey Fans who for some reason are revelling in our situation.

 

Jokes sent to me this morning from Blue Few acquaintances ....

 

Strange thing this global warming - Nice and sunny in Portsmouth and -10 in Southampton.

 

Three ships have left the port of Southampton never to return - The Titanic, The Premiership and the Championship !

 

I suggest we bank these for the inevitable time when we will be able to repay such sentiments in much greater measure...

 

I heard the second one twice in the space of about half an hour this morning; it did somewhat burst the balloon of the second skate when I finished the punchline for him.

 

:)

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And, it seems, questions about who actually owns them are being asked again:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/24/portsmouth-owebership-arkadi-gaydamak

 

He who laughs last ............

 

Interesting paragraph in the Guardian report .....'In court HARARY said that Gaydamak Sr constantly writes his assets under the names of his children or foreign companies for tax reasons and to avoid creditors. Gaydamak was not present at the hearing.'

 

Surely they have put an extra 'a' in Harary.

;-)

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Gallows humor is all part of the healing proses for us long suffering football fans when miner hiccups like relegation just appen to come our way.

So hear is some more medicine.

 

what is Southampton's favorite breakfast cereal....................Cheerios:)

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The only premiership ground with horse brasses, an awning and a towbar.

 

 

Yes they are free of stadium debt but the place is falling down and their business plan is based on champions league income, not scraping through in 16th, so the old house of cards is a wobbling.

Wonder how that water borne super stadium hotel complex is going in the harbour, maybe the complulsory purchase of the dockyard and waterfront is proving more complicated than they realised.

 

But we shall see them again in May 2010, it's a date - not like the ones they have with their sisters though....

The Navy vetoed it because they didn't want their shiny new carriers to bump into it and all those footballs flying out of the stadium would have damaged the JSFs.

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"They do nice fish and chips in Brighton I hear!!! (your lot brave enough to go to Millwall then are you???!!!)"

 

Blimey, genuises, we've played both of them in the Championship already and they're two of the more successful clubs over the past 30 years currently in League One !

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I think football will wake up before they go under and put some sort of rule in such as wage caps etc. to keep clubs from getting into silly debt.

 

Errrr talk about 'shutting the door after blah blah......' Have you actually checked to see how much some Premier league teams are actually in debt to the tune of today.

 

Most are in debt to the tune of 10's of millions - how much sillier can it get...????

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The only premiership ground with horse brasses, an awning and a towbar.

 

 

Yes they are free of stadium debt but the place is falling down and their business plan is based on champions league income, not scraping through in 16th, so the old house of cards is a wobbling.

Wonder how that water borne super stadium hotel complex is going in the harbour, maybe the complulsory purchase of the dockyard and waterfront is proving more complicated than they realised.

 

But we shall see them again in May 2010, it's a date - not like the ones they have with their sisters though....

That really made me Lol

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I spoke to a skate today who really has a dislike for us but he was very sincere that he doesnt want us to go out of business. He says who could be their rivals then, Bournemouth, Brighton it just wouldnt be the same. No in their heart of heart many of them need us.

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I spoke to a skate today who really has a dislike for us but he was very sincere that he doesnt want us to go out of business. He says who could be their rivals then, Bournemouth, Brighton it just wouldnt be the same. No in their heart of heart many of them need us.

 

Yeah I know a few pompey fans that feel the same.

 

Frankly I don't really care about them though and never have. When they came up I felt I had to make believe a hatred I never really had but they're just another club. We just haven't had enough recent history for me.

 

Now that we're below them it makes me wonder just how they kept their hatred for us so strong - I mean I never check their results or know where they are in the table. I don't mind if they're obsessed with us but I couldn't care less about them.

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Now Ive known Granty for a more than a few years and weve always had banter.

 

However there are assumptions in this thread, administration is new to Pompey? Weve been there and survived that. Of the 12 or so years we had in Div One I think 7 times we were fighting and survived relegation.

 

Over the past 16 or so years weve probably been involved in 10 relegation fights so again that sort of mentality is not that far away even taking into account recent success and the next few years will see us fighting and hopefully surviving relegation from the Prem.

 

The one difference between the two sets of supporters in my opinion is the closer to doom the club is Portsmouth supporters will stand up and be counted.

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Now Ive known Granty for a more than a few years and weve always had banter.

 

However there are assumptions in this thread, administration is new to Pompey? Weve been there and survived that. Of the 12 or so years we had in Div One I think 7 times we were fighting and survived relegation.

 

Over the past 16 or so years weve probably been involved in 10 relegation fights so again that sort of mentality is not that far away even taking into account recent success and the next few years will see us fighting and hopefully surviving relegation from the Prem.

 

The one difference between the two sets of supporters in my opinion is the closer to doom the club is Portsmouth supporters will stand up and be counted.

 

 

But how many Pompey supporters stood up to be counted when you were in our shoes?

If i remember rightly it was about 8000?

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The one difference between the two sets of supporters in my opinion is the closer to doom the club is Portsmouth supporters will stand up and be counted.

 

Now we know why attendance was so low for your European tie, its similar to how most of you get a women outside of family, only feel able to get involved when their on their knees and desperate

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Yep in our darkest hour that was around it, but we never stopped singing even way back then.

 

But I suppose we were crap for long periods and any bright spots were exactly that, spots.

 

Even with last year its was extremely nice but we will hopefully settle back into routine and get behind the team with more vigour

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The one difference between the two sets of supporters in my opinion is the closer to doom the club is Portsmouth supporters will stand up and be counted.

 

Counted on one hand?

 

You know full well we'll always have better support. Bring on next season, can't wait. Saints & Proud

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The one difference between the two sets of supporters in my opinion is the closer to doom the club is Portsmouth supporters will stand up and be counted.

 

is that why you are currently booing Hayden Mullins?

I suppose you have got quite close the relegation battle (doom) and those famed great supporters of yours have slated a hard working skate and therefore effectively " stood up and been counted".

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I spoke to a skate today who really has a dislike for us but he was very sincere that he doesnt want us to go out of business. He says who could be their rivals then, Bournemouth, Brighton it just wouldnt be the same. No in their heart of heart many of them need us.

 

Can't you get him to organise a bucket collection outside Fratton?!!!! ;)

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