Patrick Bateman

Easiest £5 I've ever made, now I'm having the "damn it, wish I'd gone with my gut instinct and put £100 on" moment, haha. I'm more dubious about Man Utd and at 1/4 I'm avoiding that one, but 1/2 was ridiculously generous once I'd seen the Spurs team!

Mine arrived yesterday, lovely.

I thought that, a VERY strong team! And at 1/2, I think it's good money, certainly worth a tenner anyway.

You Benny.

Begs the question; if a fake is THAT good, does it matter that it is fake (and you've saved money)?

No. Leeds are c**nts, Forest are c**ts.

This! Although I don't work in Brighton, but same reasons for the rest.

Good job I didn't place that bet, I had faith

I actually thought 3/1 was very generous as well

This.

I'd also drop Forster on this season's showing, for McCarthy - he can be an excellent goalie, but this season he's not performed at all. Bizarre.

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It's Saints, the contract will be last minute and he'll have already decided to f**k off by then, with the words "but we offered him a contract" ringing around the helmetforums.

God that is a horrific team!

This.

This, in bold.

People ARE pleased he's signed, but a lot of people are also p*ssed off that Les Reed appeared to tell his biggest lie to date when he said "we won't let Fonte leave without a replacement" and now as well as him being sold, our first choice centre back is injured for a while.

Yes please, I've always loved everything you've ever posted

Well done Les - utterly shambolic. This is totally on your head. "We won't let Fonte go without a replacement" ...

I would be quiet, go to games in a comfy seat and bury my head in the sand about signing a centre back.

:lol:

One of the oddest transfers ever.

Couldn't feel more 'meh' if I tried. A very nice signing, but with Fonte going it was obvious we needed 2 centre backs.

Couldn't give a f**k if something has "gone wrong", we were promised Fonte (d*ckhead though he is), wouldn't leave without a replacement. WHERE IS THE F**KING REPLACEMENT?? Saints win the 'net transfer spend trophy' again ........

Unfortunately, I have to agree. He's too lightweight for this league and not the player we all hoped he'd be, certainly not a first team choice, just a 'nice' backup to have. Still, Les will say "we have the best midfield options in the league", idiot.