StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 May, 2010 people who get banned and then come back posting pointless threads about moaning Pointless threads like this one which, without having the stats, I would still imagine is the most popular thread posted today? M3rked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 why were u banned SRS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 21 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 May, 2010 why were u banned SRS? None of your business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 people that get banned and then dont tell us why they were banned :-) boooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Headaches. Men who wear flip-flops anywhere but the beach. The BBC's obsession with womens football (we don't give a ****, 'cos its cr*p) The post always turning up in the afternoon. People who strike. (be thankful you have a job you whinging c**ts!) People who never text back. People! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Pointless threads like this one which, without having the stats, I would still imagine is the most popular thread posted today? M3rked. still pointless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 People who still think having a mobile phone is some sort of status symbol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 People who still think having a mobile phone is some sort of status symbol. People in pubs who keep checking their mobile phone for txts or calls.... It's WORKING alright? You simply don't have ANY friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 white van drivers! checkout operators who decided to talk to you about each item they scan! bloke from office across the corridor who use your printer to print off 100000000 page journals because using his printer would disturb him from working! aaarrrggghhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 People in pubs who keep checking their mobile phone for txts or calls.... It's WORKING alright? You simply don't have ANY friends I have mine on Silent, with no vibrate HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Propagating falsehoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Differentiation & Integration Ah, a mathematician. Hopefully you'll never have a calculus in your kidneys. Not pleasant, I speak from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Standard Deviation. Realtional Databases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Blokes who wear earrings a la Mascarenas. I always want to thread piano wire through and haul'em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 white van drivers! checkout operators who decided to talk to you about each item they scan! bloke from office across the corridor who use your printer to print off 100000000 page journals because using his printer would disturb him from working! aaarrrggghhhhh! Just keep a few pages in the tray. Then he will have to keep getting up. Start using his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 2pm - means lunch is over and I have to stop drinking and go back to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Just keep a few pages in the tray. Then he will have to keep getting up. Start using his did that, he then took the paper from his printer and stuck it in mine! i have removed one of the toners and replaced it with an empty one. clever me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Standard Deviation. Realtional Databases Inter quartile range! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Discovering on a Friday that your driving licence expires tomorrow morning, when you will be at the airport about to fly to UK to collect a rental Car. And the Muslim weekend means the renewal place is shut until Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDARMY79 Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Your 12 year old son kicking his football through your dining room window in your new house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Your 12 year old son kicking his football through your dining room window in your new house! Claim on insurance - and get double glazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 When you go for a wee and you realise you haven't quite pulled your foreskin back far enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 When you go for a wee and you realise you haven't quite pulled your foreskin back far enough :smt042 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 A piece of ****. 4th order differentiation and integration on the other hand. Laplace Transformations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Asians changing their babies nappy in Morrissons on the checkout conveyor belt. D.F.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 The annoying bit of wee that stays in when you get up in the night, only to dribble out down your leg Clutches on cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Women who say no, but mean yes. Then complain to the police afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Other people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Entering the summer, while knowing which league your club will be playing in and having assurances that there will be managerial stability and continuing positivity in all areas and STILL not knowing how much it'll cost to renew my DAMN SEASON TICKET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Reality TV Fearn Cotton Icelandic volcanoes TCWTB Journalists and commentators who whank over Pompey/Skates/Redknapp Unite Paul Dickov Mozzies Atheist who think they are ITK because they don't believe in anything Michael Schumacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 School policies for taking your child out of school during term time, and where they can stick their unauthorised absence notifications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleonothing Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Ship Stability Calculations Louie f8cking Spence (who appears to be everywhere at the moment) The French Wales Reality TV Dave showing Game on and Absolute Power at 2am in the morning instead of at a sensible time when they are showing repeats. Loose Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint.tom.clancy Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 To re-itterate; Season Ticket prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Only one month until the nights start drawing in again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 People who have christmas avatars in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunrise Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Portsmouth. Doncaster. ****s who leave their shopping trolley in the middle of the aisle. Travellers who think they can park up anywhere then leave the place a dump when they get evicted. Indian call centres. That car insurance advert with the tosser that looks like Pavarotti. The 'we buy any car' ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Portsmouth. Doncaster. ****s who leave their shopping trolley in the middle of the aisle. Travellers who think they can park up anywhere then leave the place a dump when they get evicted. Indian call centres. That car insurance advert with the tosser that looks like Pavarotti. The 'we buy any car' ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 People who have christmas avatars in the summer Meh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Idiots in Shopping Malls who are so unaware of their surroundings. (We have a new game when pushing a trolley - just stay in a straight line and walk slowly and see how many people walk into you while on their phone) The Swan Centre is good for this. It's fun to just close them down against a shop window by walking almost alongside, just keeping a half pace ahead, and shepherding them toward the shop window or entrance. Also talking loudly while close to them annoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 school policies for taking your child out of school during term time, and where they can stick their unauthorised absence notifications. +100000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Women who spend there entire working day *****ing about each other Old people Buses Clothing sizes.why are they always different depending where you buy them from? Most music since 1993 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 People who only find things annoying on a Friday and no other day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 paperwork culture we are in Unite Union janners Avram Grant wiltshire saint Radio 1 news round up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Radio 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Cyclists who use the road when the taxpayer has paid for a perfectly good cycle lane. Mwahhahhaa: there arenàt any. At least, not in the UK. "Idiots in Shopping Malls who are so unaware of their surroundings. (We have a new game when pushing a trolley - just stay in a straight line and walk slowly and see how many people walk into you while on their phone)" I have a refinement I use here in Italy. If somebody is coming towards you and showing no sign of letting you have any room at all I just stop dead. Then if they walk into you itàs all their fault. Iàm more robust than most of them as well.:à) _ Sod, keyboard mapping on foreign bought laptops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 School policies for taking your child out of school during term time, and where they can stick their unauthorised absence notifications. School policies, not permitting children to have holidays in term time ( okay that is fair enough), but then teaching f^ck all after the next half term because they are gearing up for the end of year school play. Fine if your child is a budding thespian,but as mine has no interest in the crap he is mightily p!ssed off at having to attend for no purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 Apologies if this has been covered already, I can't be arsed to check: the Facebook thing. Why do some folk insist on sharing a pictorial record of every meaningless expenditure of kinetic energy they manage across the course of a bog standard day? Take your "went in my garden and had a drink May 2010 part one" photo album and f u c k the f u c k off, if you please. It doesn't mean you've got anything remotely resembling a life, it just makes it screamingly obvious you want everyone to think you have, because you're empty on the inside and dead behind the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 All the "geezers" in shades on my train carriage. You're technically inside now, and the sun's gone in. Take 'em off, you outrageous "c". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 21 May, 2010 Share Posted 21 May, 2010 - women on facebook that are always "soooo tired". F*** off to bed then - Non football fans that try and strike up conversations about the world cup - students in Rugby shirts, or nasty stripey polo shirts with their nickname on the back - men in flip flops and jeans - people that delete you off facebook because they get offended by the banter, then re add you and say they were hacked - smokers more to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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