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My daughter works at th Grand Habour Hotel.

She has just arrived home to inform me that KK was there last night left this morn at 09:30 quietly via a back exit.

 

Read into it what you will but did Les Reed and Keegan not work together for 20yrs and remain good friends ? ?

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My daughter works at th Grand Habour Hotel.

She has just arrived home to inform me that KK was there last night left this morn at 09:30 quietly via a back exit.

 

Read into it what you will but did Les Reed and Keegan not work together for 20yrs and remain good friends ? ?

 

Who's back exit was it?

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My dog spoke to Kate Moss's dog the other day, by telepathy, and he told her that Kate Moss once passed a guy in the street who was walking towards Wimbledon common. When he arrived there, he threw a fruit salad wrapper in the bin, and the bin was collected by the local authority. Several years ago, a certain young woman worked in reception of the main authority building, and her husband's cousin was married to a French Algerian guy. This guy had the same ethnic background as a famous footballer - that's right, Zizou - and Zidane once played in the same team as Emmanuel Petit. His means Small in English, and professional snooker player Chris Small's career was ended prematurely by ankylosing spondylitis, which is a chronic, inflammatory arthritis and autoimmune disease. Amongst others who have had diseases are Ferenc Puskas, who suffered from Alzheimers. Ronald Reagan also had this, and he is an American. The only conclusion anyone sensible can make from this is that our next manager will be fellow American, Kasey Keller. QED.

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My daughter works at th Grand Habour Hotel.

She has just arrived home to inform me that KK was there last night left this morn at 09:30 quietly via a back exit.

 

Read into it what you will but did Les Reed and Keegan not work together for 20yrs and remain good friends ? ?

 

Joined September 2010....... 2 posts.

 

I believe you, but I am a total kontie.

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My dog spoke to Kate Moss's dog the other day, by telepathy, and he told her that Kate Moss once passed a guy in the street who was walking towards Wimbledon common. When he arrived there, he threw a fruit salad wrapper in the bin, and the bin was collected by the local authority. Several years ago, a certain young woman worked in reception of the main authority building, and her husband's cousin was married to a French Algerian guy. This guy had the same ethnic background as a famous footballer - that's right, Zizou - and Zidane once played in the same team as Emmanuel Petit. His means Small in English, and professional snooker player Chris Small's career was ended prematurely by ankylosing spondylitis, which is a chronic, inflammatory arthritis and autoimmune disease. Amongst others who have had diseases are Ferenc Puskas, who suffered from Alzheimers. Ronald Reagan also had this, and he is an American. The only conclusion anyone sensible can make from this is that our next manager will be fellow American, Kasey Keller. QED.

 

Thats was 2minutes and 28 seconds of my life i wont get back.

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My dog spoke to Kate Moss's dog the other day, by telepathy, and he told her that Kate Moss once passed a guy in the street who was walking towards Wimbledon common. When he arrived there, he threw a fruit salad wrapper in the bin, and the bin was collected by the local authority. Several years ago, a certain young woman worked in reception of the main authority building, and her husband's cousin was married to a French Algerian guy. This guy had the same ethnic background as a famous footballer - that's right, Zizou - and Zidane once played in the same team as Emmanuel Petit. His means Small in English, and professional snooker player Chris Small's career was ended prematurely by ankylosing spondylitis, which is a chronic, inflammatory arthritis and autoimmune disease. Amongst others who have had diseases are Ferenc Puskas, who suffered from Alzheimers. Ronald Reagan also had this, and he is an American. The only conclusion anyone sensible can make from this is that our next manager will be fellow American, Kasey Keller. QED.

 

Funny you should say this, because I actually did see Kasey Keller in town just the other day...

 

...the town was Seattle, but still, can't be a coincidence can it?!

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KK has promoted every club he has managed. He would have us playing great football and would get the absolute best out of players like Lambert, Puncheon, Lallana and Schneiderlin. He will most certainly do for a couple of seasons. Who cares if he gets bored after a couple of seasons and does a runner? I'm confident he'll leave us in a much stronger position when that time comes than when we are right now. This would be a great move.

 

He's a sentimental old sausage as well and will probably quite fancy a return to Southampton so he can be close to his daughters who I understand still live in the area. I dont know if she still does but one of his daughters used to work in the SMS ticket office.

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Claus, it would seem to add up.

 

 

 

Anything I can do to speed your death is a worthy way to spend my time. You're also a slow reader, you thicko.

 

I suppose you do want to rid the world of people like me, they only serve as a constant reminder of how far down the scale you are on the Darwinist theory of natural selection.

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KK is a top bloke too. I met him once as a kid when Man City were coming down to play us, he came out of his hotel with a huge bag of cones and balls and naturally we all asked for his autograph. He said 'wait a minute lads, let me just go and put this stuff in the car'. Nobody expected him to come back, but he did and spent a full 10 mins doing pics and signing autographs.

 

Would love it, LOVE IT if this happens

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I suppose you do want to rid the world of people like me, they only serve as a constant reminder of how far down the scale you are on the Darwinist theory of natural selection.

 

On the contrary. I just pity you and wish you to be out of your misery. On a personal note, you remind me at all times that there are those less fortunate than myself in every way. Frankly, I love it.

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KK has promoted every club he has managed. He would have us playing great football and would get the absolute best out of players like Lambert, Puncheon, Lallana and Schneiderlin. He will most certainly do for a couple of seasons. Who cares if he gets bored after a couple of seasons and does a runner? I'm confident he'll leave us in a much stronger position when that time comes than when we are right now. This would be a great move.

 

He's a sentimental old sausage as well and will probably quite fancy a return to Southampton so he can be close to his daughters who I understand still live in the area. I dont know if she still does but one of his daughters used to work in the SMS ticket office.

 

+1. Adkins has potential but morale was so clearly shot away around the club on Saturday both on the pitch and in the stands that I can't see him or Howe providing the huge lift that is needed. Keegan's contacts would pull in the quality loans we urgently need, he'd inspire the attacking players and most importantly of all he'd get SMS full and stop the place being like the funeral it was on Saturday.

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+1. Adkins has potential but morale was so clearly shot away around the club on Saturday both on the pitch and in the stands that I can't see him or Howe providing the huge lift that is needed. Keegan's contacts would pull in the quality loans we urgently need, he'd inspire the attacking players and most importantly of all he'd get SMS full and stop the place being like the funeral it was on Saturday.

 

Yup

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If keegan was to become manager ( which i doubt ) that would make cortese decisions regarding banning photos and the sale of season tickets now a financial masterpiece as everyone would come out of the woodwork and have to pay on a game by game basis and the press would show a much greater interest.

Could this of all been done with that in mind ? probably not but stranger things have happened.

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2 posts!!!! The OP has 2 ferkin posts to his name!

Good grief.

 

You need to think more laterally.

 

He has a daughter,.....she works, that makers her at least 17 and him probably around 45 ish. Whilst i am sure there are some, it is a little less unlikely that a middle aged man would get a kick out of talking ******** on a football forum. Defacto therefore, that he is telling the truth, KK will be our new manager, promotion is assured and the world is good again;)

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Before you all get too excited about Keegan, can I just remind you of a few of his quotes.

 

'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'

 

'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.'

 

'England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none'

 

'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again'

 

'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.'

 

'The tide is very much in our court now.'

 

'There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who definitely won't be playing tomorrow.'

 

'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game'

 

'Despite his white boots, he has real pace...'

 

'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw...'

 

'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'

 

'Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.'

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You need to think more laterally.

 

He has a daughter,.....she works, that makers her at least 17 and him probably around 45 ish. Whilst i am sure there are some, it is a little less unlikely that a middle aged man would get a kick out of talking ******** on a football forum. Defacto therefore, that he is telling the truth, KK will be our new manager, promotion is assured and the world is good again;)

 

although the user name sfc1971 might well indicate that the OP is 39,unless of course he started watching saints in 1971

 

oops doubled up, is this forum slow or what

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