Raging Bull Posted 15 March, 2012 Share Posted 15 March, 2012 Well done agent Storie, your job is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 15 March, 2012 Share Posted 15 March, 2012 #wearefeckingreatandwedowhatwewant #youfeckedup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 15 March, 2012 Share Posted 15 March, 2012 we are southampton we're laughing at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 15 March, 2012 Share Posted 15 March, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 We hope you buses crash on the way home you cheating ****ing skate ****s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westofshannonsaint Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 you skate barstewards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 We hope you buses crash on the way home you cheating ****ing skate ****s Nobody should hate them to that degree surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Your never play here again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsacar saint Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 I do not like Portsmouth FC any more than most on here,but some of the inane comments are what you would expect from the blue few down the road [ in reverse to our comments on here ], surely we are better than that,we know better,they do not . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Nobody should hate them to that degree surely? It's about as worthwhile as every other suggestion on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 "Your sons will wear our shirts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostBoys Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Show me the way to Waterlooville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Chanrai.......money lender of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 What kind of dogs is that? I'm thinking of getting a dog. I want one like that! Irish wolf hounds..........I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 You'll have to add in the correct figures, but you get my drift: ' SFC being bought by a wealthy benefactor - £30M. Buying the most prolific striker in the land - £1.5M. Promotion to the Premiership - £40M. Portsmouth going into Liquidation - PRICELESS.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 "Your sons will wear our shirts" excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 wrong thread but a good song idea(if not thougt of already) to the tune of we're coming for you we're laughing at you we're laughing at you you cheating skate bastards we're laughing at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Your never play here again! This would sound good sung to Liverpool's You'll Never Walk Alone IMO. Think the Douglas Adams quote would make the best banner though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 You'll have to add in the correct figures, but you get my drift: ' SFC being bought by a wealthy benefactor - £30M. Buying the most prolific striker in the land - £1.5M. Promotion to the Premiership - £40M. Portsmouth going into Liquidation - PRICELESS.' You lot on here don't half like to get carried away at times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 'You're a disgusting, fish molesting, tax dodging pile of donkey spunk and I hope your benefits get stopped. Happy relegation x' Poetic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Please shut the door on the way out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 My Grandfather supported You My father respected you I hate you Success in 3 generations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Appleton SignsI like it - covert advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 SFC hates 'arry redkrap PFC hates 'arry redkrap We do have something in common! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Goodbye and Thanks! we'll be here next season if you want to watch some football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 A slight adapatyion on the James Lyrics... The SFC badge with the words "If you hadn't seen such riches you could live with being poor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Moneyfields ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddings and Monkeys Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 "Your sons will wear our shirts" Best one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 1 ticket for f p....£9.50 1 fa cup......£180 million pompey going bust...priceless lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South City Si Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 I would question why grown men wish to part-take in kids club style arts & crafts, but if they will. Top 3 so far IMO: 3: So long and thanks for all the fish (not sure they would really get the hint, they're not bright!). 2: Your sons will wear our shirts! (Maybe even Your kids will be REd & White!) 1: Turkish's suggestion: The play James' Lyrics on our crest. (It's clever, good song and dig in a bit more I think!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 I really like the fish ones they are funny, original and topical. I'm sure they'd be terrified of seeing SMS packed to the rafters with signs all round saying "goodbye and thanks for the fish" alongside middle aged men dressed up as ghost busters. What with this and us all signing "we can smell you over here" what with Dave "wotsit" Kitson no doubt already sh*tting it at being singled out for abuse I'd be surprised if they make it out of the tunnel. You'll be able to feel the pure hated cascading off the terraces and it'll cement the south coast derby as one of the most volatile in world football. It'll be right up there with having "sha la la la la la la la la" sung at us for an hour or so. Which seemed fairly effective at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 "Your sons will wear our shirts" Would make a brilliant chant that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnacle Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 1 Southampton 2 .. Northeners 23 24 Portsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Would make a brilliant chant that one.It is a bit sexist isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 This would sound good sung to Liverpool's You'll Never Walk Alone IMO. Think the Douglas Adams quote would make the best banner though. No, it doesn't scan. I go for "ding dong, ding dong, wheres your club gone" but I think someone got that before. God help me, please don't tell me it was alpine or dell days...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 I think Block 42 being the answer to "life the universe and everything" is a general concept that should be explored. Though not necessarily for this match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 No, it doesn't scan. I go for "ding dong, ding dong, wheres your club gone" but I think someone got that before. God help me, please don't tell me it was alpine or dell days...... This thread is about banners, not songs anyway, there are already two other threads about songs floating around - one for tunes on the tannoy before kick off, the other for actual songs to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggles31 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 "Your sons will wear our shirts" This. Or "Will the last one out remember to turn the lights off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Originally Posted by Turkish I really like the fish ones they are funny, original and topical. I'm sure they'd be terrified of seeing SMS packed to the rafters with signs all round saying "goodbye and thanks for the fish" alongside middle aged men dressed up as ghost busters. What with this and us all signing "we can smell you over here" what with Dave "wotsit" Kitson no doubt already sh*tting it at being singled out for abuse I'd be surprised if they make it out of the tunnel. You'll be able to feel the pure hated cascading off the terraces and it'll cement the south coast derby as one of the most volatile in world football. It'll be right up there with having "sha la la la la la la la la" sung at us for an hour or so. Which seemed fairly effective at the time. Defo this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwsaint Posted 16 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Related question - what is the back row of the Chapel? How many behind NN? 'So Long and thanks for all the Fish' is the current favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 'So Long and thanks for all the Fish' is the current favouriteSurely they will have to have read HGTTG to have any idea what this is about - which makes a huge assumption about an ability to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 "Your sons will wear our shirts" Oh yes. Painfully succinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Whale meat again........................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 There's only one Peter Storie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 We should do something like this. Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Yeah, that bit where they (nearly?) set the thing alight accidentally looked like a bunch of laughs. Pretty bloody pointless, though I admire the planning that went into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 We should do something like this. Incredible. Not made of polyester though. The thing was shredded and melted by the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 We should do something like this. Incredible. [vid=youtube;KinmQNdOULc] [/vid]I guess you had to have been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Just like the Kingsland stand !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Can you imagine the health and safety on that one ? "We want a banner". "No". Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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