The small things in life that annoy you

[rallyboy]

People who spit on pavements, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And clean up after your shitting dogs too.

 

[egg]

4 hours ago, skintsaint said:

New Year Eve glasses...like this :

New Years Eve. What a load of bollox. Amateurs night. 

[skintsaint]

1 hour ago, egg said:

New Years Eve. What a load of bollox.

Used to be a regular successful night out as a young lad 🍆....these days I just moan at the fireworks scaring the dog.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

A week of review of the year programming. I suggested sending TV Licensing a review of my last payment, so I could get this one free when this rubbish is on. But no...

[Farmer Saint]

People that use the word "manifesting" thinking it's actually a thing. I am manifesting that you people are cunts.

[Whitey Grandad]

14 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

People that use the word "manifesting" thinking it's actually a thing. I am manifesting that you people are cunts.

Is that in your manifesto?

[trousers]

Neanderthals who omit the apostrophe in "New Year's Eve".

Edited Friday at 11:34 by trousers

[badgerx16]

59 minutes ago, trousers said:

Neanderthals who omit the apostrophe in "New Year's Eve".

Hadn't spotted that in any of the cave paintings I've seen pictured.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

30 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Hadn't spotted that in any of the cave paintings I've seen pictured.

There's one in France, where someone has drawn an auroch over it in disgust. 🙂

[Whitey Grandad]

10 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

There's one in France, where someone has drawn an auroch over it in disgust. 🙂

Nah that's bullshit. 

[Turkish]

People who say “prioritise sleep”

sees to be the new thing to say in the fitness world. Along with exercising and diet you now need to “prioritise sleep” 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

People at the airport baggage carousel that need to stand as close as possible. Selfish cunts. Hold back a bit and walk forward when you see your bag. Then we all have a chance of getting our bags. 

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Behind Enemy Lines said:

People at the airport baggage carousel that need to stand as close as possible. Selfish cunts. Hold back a bit and walk forward when you see your bag. Then we all have a chance of getting our bags. 

That's my pet hate too. When my bag arrives I give them one warning then grab it and swing it around in a big sweep. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said:

That's my pet hate too. When my bag arrives I give them one warning then grab it and swing it around in a big sweep. 

"When the officer tapped me on the shoulder, while I was facing the Park & Go machine, my natural, surprised, reaction was to swing round.

It is unfortunate that this recreated the luggage swinging incident at the carousel, that had initially brought me to their attention. As a concerned citizen, I immediately looked to aid one of the 3 unconscious officers. This involved dropping said luggage. That it landed on the head of one of the officers, causing further injuries, is regrettable.

I would have been happy to communicate the above to the first conscious official to arrive. The airport lockdown and armed response escalation prevented me from doing so.

In closing, I would hope for the quick and full recovery of all the injured. Except those at the carousel who were selfish gits."