The small things in life that annoy you

[rallyboy]

People who spit on pavements, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And clean up after your shitting dogs too.

 

[egg]

4 hours ago, skintsaint said:

New Year Eve glasses...like this :

New Years Eve. What a load of bollox. Amateurs night. 

[skintsaint]

1 hour ago, egg said:

New Years Eve. What a load of bollox.

Used to be a regular successful night out as a young lad 🍆....these days I just moan at the fireworks scaring the dog.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

A week of review of the year programming. I suggested sending TV Licensing a review of my last payment, so I could get this one free when this rubbish is on. But no...

[Farmer Saint]

People that use the word "manifesting" thinking it's actually a thing. I am manifesting that you people are cunts.

[Whitey Grandad]

14 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

People that use the word "manifesting" thinking it's actually a thing. I am manifesting that you people are cunts.

Is that in your manifesto?

[trousers]

Neanderthals who omit the apostrophe in "New Year's Eve".

Edited January 2 by trousers

[badgerx16]

59 minutes ago, trousers said:

Neanderthals who omit the apostrophe in "New Year's Eve".

Hadn't spotted that in any of the cave paintings I've seen pictured.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

30 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Hadn't spotted that in any of the cave paintings I've seen pictured.

There's one in France, where someone has drawn an auroch over it in disgust. 🙂

[Whitey Grandad]

10 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

There's one in France, where someone has drawn an auroch over it in disgust. 🙂

Nah that's bullshit. 

[Turkish]

People who say “prioritise sleep”

sees to be the new thing to say in the fitness world. Along with exercising and diet you now need to “prioritise sleep” 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

People at the airport baggage carousel that need to stand as close as possible. Selfish cunts. Hold back a bit and walk forward when you see your bag. Then we all have a chance of getting our bags. 

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Behind Enemy Lines said:

People at the airport baggage carousel that need to stand as close as possible. Selfish cunts. Hold back a bit and walk forward when you see your bag. Then we all have a chance of getting our bags. 

That's my pet hate too. When my bag arrives I give them one warning then grab it and swing it around in a big sweep. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said:

That's my pet hate too. When my bag arrives I give them one warning then grab it and swing it around in a big sweep. 

"When the officer tapped me on the shoulder, while I was facing the Park & Go machine, my natural, surprised, reaction was to swing round.

It is unfortunate that this recreated the luggage swinging incident at the carousel, that had initially brought me to their attention. As a concerned citizen, I immediately looked to aid one of the 3 unconscious officers. This involved dropping said luggage. That it landed on the head of one of the officers, causing further injuries, is regrettable.

I would have been happy to communicate the above to the first conscious official to arrive. The airport lockdown and armed response escalation prevented me from doing so.

In closing, I would hope for the quick and full recovery of all the injured. Except those at the carousel who were selfish gits."

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

The brand of soap, Imperial Leather.

Why isn't it Imperial Lather?

[tdmickey3]

18 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

The brand of soap, Imperial Leather.

Why isn't it Imperial Lather?

Spelling mistake?

[Turkish]

On 20/12/2025 at 14:36, AlexLaw76 said:

Do you reckon the players are on the lash every evening? They all seem to “love” each other, and give nods to conversations had the night before.

Do you not think it a tad sexists how the baddie (banker) is a man??? I bet he is straight and Caucasian too.

When they all go mental, whooping and clapping when someone goes "no deal" or the look of absolute shock that someone doesn't take a deal from the banker. 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

The Dyson hand dryers that you put your hand into from the top. Horrible things.

 

[badgerx16]

13 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

The Dyson hand dryers that you put your hand into from the top. Horrible things.

 

I won't put my hands into anything that has "blade" in it's name.

[Weston Super Saint]

8 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

I won't put my hands into anything that has "blade" in it's name.

Are you sure?

[badgerx16]

41 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Are you sure?

too butch for my taste.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

The Dyson hand dryers that you put your hand into from the top. Horrible things.

 

Weren't the claws of the Giant Robot from Doctor Who enough warning about the takeover of AI!!!!!? 

Save yourself from certain robotic restroom death!

[benjii]

When a teste pube gets caught in your pants or something.

[whelk]

May have said this one before but people who take eternity to get their overhead luggage and disembark the plane

[badgerx16]

Delivery firms that send you an email stating that your package has been deilivered, and appending a photo of your neighbour's letter box.

[badgerx16]

( wrong thread )

Edited Tuesday at 19:25 by badgerx16

[Patrick Bateman]

6 hours ago, whelk said:

May have said this one before but people who take eternity to get their overhead luggage and disembark the plane

People that don't check a case in. 

[Whitey Grandad]

13 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

People that don't check a case in. 

Blame Ryanair. And Easyjet.  And...

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

The extortionate cost of a bag of sweets in a service station.

[sadoldgit]

Being accused of attention seeking on here by someone who not only is the biggest poster here but has posted 10,000 times more than the person in second place.

🙄

[iansums]

10 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Being accused of attention seeking on here by someone who not only is the biggest poster here but has posted 10,000 times more than the person in second place.

🙄

I’m looking at this post and it states ‘Posted 9 minutes ago’, I can’t believe he hasn’t responded yet’

[whelk]

20 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Being accused of attention seeking on here by someone who not only is the biggest poster here but has posted 10,000 times more than the person in second place.

🙄

You keep doing your best to fuck up every thread. It doesn’t always have to be about you

[Turkish]

 

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, iansums said:

I’m looking at this post and it states ‘Posted 9 minutes ago’, I can’t believe he hasn’t responded yet’

I’ve been busy preparing my protein based breakfast for the morning so I don’t have angry outbursts on football forums due to insulin spikes 

[iansums]

25 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I’ve been busy preparing my protein based breakfast for the morning so I don’t have angry outbursts on football forums due to insulin spikes 

And I thought you’d be having crumpets for breakfast 

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, iansums said:

And I thought you’d be having crumpets for breakfast 

What if you have crumpet for breakfast ? 

[iansums]

10 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

What if you have crumpet for breakfast ? 

Now that would be very healthy. 'A bit of crumpet' is a phrase that has gone out of fashion sadly. Anyone tried pizza crumpets?, pizza topping on a crumpet, not healthy but very tasty. 

[Farmer Saint]

17 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

Being accused of attention seeking on here by someone who not only is the biggest poster here but has posted 10,000 times more than the person in second place.

🙄

Why are you even posting this? This feels like attention seeking of the highest order. If you don't want him to talk about you, don't respond to him, don't post about him etc and put him on ignore. Posting like this make it seems like you enjoy it.

[Whitey Grandad]

When a letter posted on the 26th arrives on the 30th telling you that you have an appointment on the 28th.

[Picard]

14 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

When a letter posted on the 26th arrives on the 30th telling you that you have an appointment on the 28th.

Which century was that?

[Weston Super Saint]

21 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

When a letter posted on the 26th arrives on the 30th telling you that you have an appointment on the 28th.

I blame the person posting the letter - how do they not know that Royal Fail is never going to deliver it the next day!

[Turkish]

7 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

Why are you even posting this? This feels like attention seeking of the highest order. If you don't want him to talk about you, don't respond to him, don't post about him etc and put him on ignore. Posting like this make it seems like you enjoy it.

It’s hilarious isn’t it. Posting an attention seeking post saying he gets annoyed being accused of attention seeking 😂😂😂😂

[Whitey Grandad]

3 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

I blame the person posting the letter - how do they not know that Royal Fail is never going to deliver it the next day!

Second class, wasn't it. I went to the appointment because I had a phone call before but the NHS could have save themselves the postage. 

[Whitey Grandad]

Talking of postage stamps,  I have a booklet of old-style stamps without the barcode. I would have thought the simplest way to exchange them for new would have been to walk into a Post Office but no, you have to download a form, print it off and post the stamps off to some obscure Freepost address.