The small things in life that annoy you

[whelk]

1 hour ago, LeBizzier69 said:

Getting to the bar when not that busy, some bloke comes to stand next to you and accepts being served first - not saying "he's first". 

Absolutely, the most un-British of behaviour 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 hours ago, LeBizzier69 said:

Getting to the bar when not that busy, some bloke comes to stand next to you and accepts being served first - not saying "he's first". 

 

53 minutes ago, whelk said:

Absolutely, the most un-British of behaviour 

I sadly did this last week. It wasn't busy, but I just didn't see him. He seemed very hurt by it. I was mortified. 

I join the foreign legion next week.

[trousers]

Young people on quiz shows who say "that was before my time" when not knowing the answer to a question. 

Most of f***ing history is before all of our times you f***ing imbeciles. You're just thick twats embarrassing yourselves on national TV. 

Twats. 

Edited 9 hours ago by trousers

[trousers]

On 03/03/2026 at 14:59, LeBizzier69 said:

Getting to the bar when not that busy, some bloke comes to stand next to you and accepts being served first - not saying "he's first". 

This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread.

Ignorant twats.

[AlexLaw76]

4 minutes ago, trousers said:

This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread.

Ignorant twats.

I went to a bar in town a while ago on a Sat afternoon , it was not too busy, but we are required to queue single file.

felt odd

[trousers]

3 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I went to a bar in town a while ago on a Sat afternoon , it was not too busy, but we are required to queue single file.

felt odd

I walk straight out of pubs where that happens. Massive red flag.

[trousers]

Young people.

Twats, the whole f***ing lot of them.

Edited 9 hours ago by trousers

[badgerx16]

11 minutes ago, trousers said:

Young people.

Twats, the whole f***ing lot of them.

Define "young".

[Weston Super Saint]

11 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Define "young".

Ask Nic  

[whelk]

35 minutes ago, trousers said:

I walk straight out of pubs where that happens. Massive red flag.

Moderate! I fetch the flame thrower from the boot and merrily torch them all

[trousers]

56 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Define "young".

Anyone under 57 years of age...

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 hours ago, trousers said:

This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread.

Ignorant twats.

Ummm...

 

On 03/03/2026 at 17:47, Holmes_and_Watson said:

 

I sadly did this last week. It wasn't busy, but I just didn't see him. He seemed very hurt by it. I was mortified. 

I join the foreign legion next week.

Legionnaires: Why did you have to join the Legion?

H&W: I await the end of a terrible persecution! I await The Fall Of Trousers!

Legionnaires: You'll be wanting the Follow That Camel set. This is Beau Geste.

H&W: Beau Jest?

Legionnaires: Just 10 minutes over there...

[Gloucester Saint]

2 hours ago, trousers said:

Anyone under 57 years of age...

In Sidmouth it would be young, very young.

Not it is elsewhere though….