Records we have beaten this season

[lumuah]

After the last game :

RECORD CONFIRMED:

Relegated with the most remaining games left (7)

Most defeats in a season: 30

Biggest margin between a relegated team and survival: 26

Fewest home points in a season: 6

 

JOINT RECORD CONFIRMED:

Lowest 'top scorer': 4 (Paul Onuachu 4)

Most away defeats in a season: 15 

Most home defeats in a season: 15 

Fewest home wins in a season: 1

 

CLOSE BUT NOT QUITE S*** ENOUGH:

Fewest points in a season: 11 (12)

Worst home goal difference in a season: −38 (-34)

Edited 25 May, 2025 by lumuah
Updated numbers

[Gloucester Saint]

8 minutes ago, lumuah said:

Most defeats in a season: 29 (Currently 21)

Most home defeats in a season: 15 (11)

Worst goal difference in a season: -69 (-42 - if we carry on with our current averages this season we will be on -62)

Worst home goal difference in a season -38 (-28)

Fewest points in a season: 11 (9)

Fewest home points in a season: 7 (4)

 

 

Yes to 1, 2, possibly 3, and 6. I have an irrational feeling we will get another win somewhere from a mid-table outfit mentally on the beach to howls of disgust from their fans. 

[badgerx16]

Greatest 'great escape' from a relegation position.

[S-Clarke]

What a time to be alive.

[Pamplemousse]

The home form is particularly worrying. We don't even draw, it's pathetic, we just roll over.

Away we've been not that bad - Ipswich an obvious plus but even before then, since Juric came in we've looked somewhat competitive - Crystal Palace, Man Utd, Forest we had decent spells in those games.

 

Spurs have lost at home to Ipswich and Leicester so hopefully we can make it a Championship hat-trick.

Edited 24 February, 2025 by Pamplemousse

[Football Special]

This could be a nice collective record to share with others as well 

 

[Football Special]

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Yes to 1, 2, possibly 3, and 6. I have an irrational feeling we will get another win somewhere from a mid-table outfit mentally on the beach to howls of disgust from their fans. 

I'm hoping we'll play Palace a few days after their FA Cup 1/4 final ( assuming they beat Millwall) and benefit from them having nothing to play for in the league. Fulham home also possible if they are in fa cup semi around then.

Everton away we'll get something I think. 

[Challenger]

Still reckon this shower of shite has got a 0-10 in them somewhere.

[Osvaldorama]

Welcome to the greatest era in our history

THANK YOU Sports republic

Thank you Rasmus

Thank you Dragan 

 

What an achievement we are witnessing 

[OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint]

The three teams to be relegated this year are predicted to be all the promoted clubs and to score a combined record low total of 63 points. It will beat the previous record low of 66 points set by last year's three promoted clubs of Sheff Utd, Burnley & Luton.

That gulf between the premier league and championship is getting bigger and bigger!

[IFHP]

21 hours ago, OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint said:

The three teams to be relegated this year are predicted to be all the promoted clubs and to score a combined record low total of 63 points. It will beat the previous record low of 66 points set by last year's three promoted clubs of Sheff Utd, Burnley & Luton.

That gulf between the premier league and championship is getting bigger and bigger!

That’s a bit harsh considering most of those 63 points are going be from Ipswich and Leicester, it us that’s been so fucking shit that’s bringing that point tally down . 

[OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint]

18 minutes ago, IFHP said:

That’s a bit harsh considering most of those 63 points are going be from Ipswich and Leicester, it us that’s been so fucking shit that’s bringing that point tally down . 

Yep, harsh on them but they'll also be part of the record.

I actually don't mind us holding the record defeat record because we bounced back each time - but lowest points total; is something else. 

[AlexLaw76]

Could we concede 100 goals this season?

[Whitey Grandad]

4 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Could we concede 100 goals this season?

61 conceded so far with 12 games to go. That would require slightly over 3 goals conceded per game. At the current rate, sure, no problem.

[Farmer Saint]

It's always good to have aspirations.

[Pedantic Pete]

What’s the worst record a manager has had over say half a season? Juric must be on course for the lowest points per game total? Another feather in our cap? 

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

61 conceded so far with 12 games to go. That would require slightly over 3 goals conceded per game. At the current rate, sure, no problem.

65 now with 11 games to go. Goals needed per game are coming down. 

🤗

[Galway saint]

1 minute ago, Whitey Grandad said:

65 now with 11 games to go. Goals needed per game are coming down. 

🤗

I think we will come up short on this one 

Even at 3 goals a game we would be at 98

[Whitey Grandad]

51 minutes ago, Galway saint said:

I think we will come up short on this one 

Even at 3 goals a game we would be at 98

Pity. Something else that we’re not very good at.

[Sunglasses Ron]

Sigh, such negativity.

If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points.

Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

[Whitey Grandad]

47 minutes ago, Sunglasses Ron said:

Sigh, such negativity.

If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points.

Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

We’d still lose 3-4 🥺

[SaintsBarry74]

My grandfather must have been full of shit when he called Saint Mary's a fortress

[Dark Munster]

On 26/02/2025 at 10:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

My grandfather must have been full of shit when he called Saint Mary's a fortress

[Whitey Grandad]

On 26/02/2025 at 18:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

My grandfather must have been full of shit when he called Saint Mary's a fortress

Grandfathers are never wrong 🤫

[Gloucester Saint]

On 26/02/2025 at 18:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

My grandfather must have been full of shit when he called Saint Mary's a fortress

https://www.swanage.co.uk/corfe-castle-attraction/

[Football Special]

On 26/02/2025 at 07:59, Sunglasses Ron said:

Sigh, such negativity.

If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points.

Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

[Galway saint]

8 hours ago, Football Special said:

They clearly didn't run the simulation where we win our next 11 games 

[lhammondo]

14 hours ago, Football Special said:

As if a supercomputer was needed for this! You only need a ZX Spectrum to see the inevitable

[SaintBanks]

First ever post after lurking on the sidelines for a good while. I’ve come here hoping for counselling… I’m not sure I’m in the right place! 😂 

[Weston Super Saint]

On 28/02/2025 at 11:06, Football Special said:

Just to be clear, the 'supercomputer' appears to be broken.

Apparently it ran '10,000' simulations and Saints were relegated in 'every single one', yet it still gives us a relegation percentage of >99.9%.  If we got relegated in every single simulation, then we have a 100% chance of being relegated, that's simple maths.

[Doctoroncall]

5 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Just to be clear, the 'supercomputer' appears to be broken.

Apparently it ran '10,000' simulations and Saints were relegated in 'every single one', yet it still gives us a relegation percentage of >99.9%.  If we got relegated in every single simulation, then we have a 100% chance of being relegated, that's simple maths.

With any mathematical models there would be an error term. More simulations the small it would be but it just reflects the very small possibility of survival. Also the stupidity of using ‘a super computer’ on something that didn’t warrant it. 

[Weston Super Saint]

13 minutes ago, Doctoroncall said:

With any mathematical models there would be an error term. More simulations the small it would be but it just reflects the very small possibility of survival. Also the stupidity of using ‘a super computer’ on something that didn’t warrant it. 

In all scenarios there was no survival. The chance is therefore zero.

100% - 0 = 100%

I didn't even need a computer for that, let alone a super one

[Mr X]

I think we will win earliest confirmed relegation! 😭

[Football Special]

3 hours ago, Mr X said:

I think we will win earliest confirmed relegation! 😭

Shortage of games in March might save us from that , (earliest being calendar date or matches played?) 

[SaintsBarry74]

On 05/03/2025 at 15:37, Mr X said:

I think we will win earliest confirmed relegation! 😭

Not possible, thankfully due to the current schedule.

[Mr X]

On 06/03/2025 at 20:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

Not possible, thankfully due to the current schedule.

Phew! Grateful for small mercies! 

[tdmickey3]

On 05/03/2025 at 14:37, Mr X said:

I think we will win earliest confirmed relegation! 😭

We are relegated, it’s just about how small a total we can achieve 

[macca155]

On 06/03/2025 at 20:42, SaintsBarry74 said:

Not possible, thankfully due to the current schedule.

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 ahead.

Almost certainly either Spurs or Villa, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

Edited 9 March, 2025 by macca155
can't count😀

[Eric The Red]

1 hour ago, macca155 said:

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 points ahead with 9 games left.

Almost certainly either Palace or Spurs, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

We can't be relegated by Palace (game 30) but Spurs could relegate us. Lucky me I've got tickets so I can say 'I was there' when we break the record 😀

[Mr X]

It's bloody embarrassing now! 8 points behind the second shittest test team, we are shit to a whole new level!.... Never thought I'd be saying we managed to recruit someone worse than RM!... To be fair to juric this team has totally given up before he arrived.... But he's done nothing to hint that he is right for the championship! 

[Badger]

17 hours ago, macca155 said:

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 points ahead with 9 games left.

Almost certainly either Palace or Spurs, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

Amazed Derby made it to six games left. 
Am going to the Spurs match so looking forward to seeing our heroic efforts (last stand ?) and going at the match all guns blazing … 

[Badger]

What’s the record for most managers in a single season?

 

[macca155]

17 hours ago, Eric The Red said:

We can't be relegated by Palace (game 30) but Spurs could relegate us. Lucky me I've got tickets so I can say 'I was there' when we break the record 😀

Your right apologies, getting ahead of myself.

Might just hang on for a few more games.

[aintforever]

On 24/02/2025 at 22:02, OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint said:

The three teams to be relegated this year are predicted to be all the promoted clubs and to score a combined record low total of 63 points. It will beat the previous record low of 66 points set by last year's three promoted clubs of Sheff Utd, Burnley & Luton.

That gulf between the premier league and championship is getting bigger and bigger!

I wonder if the sports finance rules are making a difference? The middle clubs seem to be catching up with the traditional Champions League sides which makes the gap between sides like us even bigger.

Or could just be us that are shit and making it look worse.

[Football Special]

19 hours ago, macca155 said:

Date wise that's true, so that's something. Derby were relegated with 6 games left. Saints have 10 games left.

Wolves drawing roday has extended our life a little. However if they win against Saints next week, they'll be 17 ahead.

Almost certainly either Spurs or Villa, will have the dubious honour of relegating Saints.

I really can't see them lasting to the Villa game.

What a season.

 

Tryint to get in touch with the club shop to see if we are able to pre-order the goals of the season dvd? (Book early to avoid disappointment) 

[Football Special]

1 hour ago, Badger said:

Amazed Derby made it to six games left. 
Am going to the Spurs match so looking forward to seeing our heroic efforts (last stand ?) and going at the match all guns blazing … 

I'll be crying whilst holding a "we'll be back" homemade sign to ensure an appearance on match of the day 

[skintsaint]

We must be up there in the PL history books as one of the teams throwing away most points from winning positions?

Edited 9 March, 2025 by skintsaint

[die Mannyschaft]

Least amount of shots. That's got be be our record now. 

Amount of time spent outside of opponents box.

Slowest moving team. 

Most subs made, a ridiculously high number each week, no wonder we can only play 45 mins.

Most confused tactics.

[Dark Munster]

4 hours ago, skintsaint said:

We must be up there in the PL history books as one of the teams throwing away most points from winning positions?

We haven't been in many winning positions have we? Leicester, Ipswich at home and Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool away come to mind. Any others?

[Football Special]

4 hours ago, Dark Munster said:

We haven't been in many winning positions have we? Leicester, Ipswich at home and Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool away come to mind. Any others?

I think Liverpool and Newcastle home, Palace away?