Everton 2-0 Saints - Match Thread

[Saint_clark]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

Not in the squad....

What!? Why? He's our fucking top scorer this season what is this ridiculous vendetta against him 😂

[benali-shorts]

Beto vs Stephens is comedy gold 

[vectraman]

Aribo with an attempt at a shot that he completely fucks up. Still no shots today 😡

[Sheaf Saint]

We finally create something resembling a shooting chance and Aribo completely mis-kicks it. Fucking amazing.

[AlexLaw76]

3 or 4 pass and the get the ball into our box and win a corner

dinosaurs

[tdmickey3]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

What!? Why? He's our fucking top scorer this season what is this ridiculous vendetta against him 😂

The cluelessness running through the heart of the club

[trousers]

And now our defenders are taking eachother out... 

[Mboto Gorge]

Shame they can’t bring the chairman on, he’d probably rise above stephens and THB to nod one home at the end too

[Saint Fan CaM]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

We finally create something resembling a shooting chance and Aribo completely mis-kicks it. Fucking amazing.

I’ll have you know that takes real skill to keep our first half stats intact. Yep, real skilz.

[RedWillie]

This shower of shit couldnt give a toss. Utter garbage again. 

[saintant]

Day off for the laundry lady 🙂

[trousers]

2-0 down and we're strolling around the back as if we're 2-0 up. 

[tdmickey3]

Treating it like a kickabout in the sun with mates

Edited 18 May, 2025 by tdmickey3

[beatlesaint]

3 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

We finally create something resembling a shooting chance and Aribo completely mis-kicks it. Fucking amazing.

Did I see somebody says he’s off to Turkey or he is a fkin turkey?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

We manage to put a few passes together. We have someone in the box to at least try something. Instead, we get confused on the flank and give it away. Utterly infuriating team and coaches.

[BotleySaint]

Just now, RedWillie said:

This shower of shit couldnt give a toss. Utter garbage again. 

Still dealing with last week's euphoria of only being the second worst team in Premier League history. I mean, what else is there to play for? 

[Golac's Cunning Stunts]

Live win probability is currently 0.1% (0.001)

Seems a bit high to me

[Saint NL]

We should blow all our budget on this Beto chap. He'd keep our shots on target at zero 😂

[trousers]

Nearly 60 minutes played and not one of these disgraceful players subbed. Baffling. 

[sockeye]

0 shots after 55 minutes.

The club needs a mentality reset from top to bottom. I have never known a team so weak.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

4 or 5 Everton players lining up for a shot there.

We manage to lose every single challenge. We lose the header coming in and Ramsdale puts it over.

[AlexLaw76]

Still no striker on the pitch 

nice one Rusky

 

[Fabrice29]

9 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

You are totally clueless. Both goals were the result of half arsed defending, bottle jobs. They didn’t defend like that last week. 
 

You don’t half come out with some old pony. 

We've had the same amount of successful tackles after 55 minutes against Everton that we did the whole of last week. The only difference is the opposition on the day. We are set up exactly the same, same intention, same ambition, same plan, whatever way you want to put it, we are not doing anything different other than conceding. If you wish to believe City hit the bar, or missed big golden chances because of our effort then good for you, but it's not true. 

[Saint NL]

Triple change incoming. Risk mixing it up by doing it 5 minutes early 😱😱😱😱

[saintant]

3 who have run themselves into the ground about to get a well earned rest.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Three changes coming up. Betcha it’s Fernandes off Smallbone on.

[Saint_clark]

"What a day they're all having" the commentator says, as 6 Everton fans jump around waving scarves and the rest sit there stony faced, arms crossed making zero noise. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Triple change incoming. Risk mixing it up by doing it 5 minutes early 😱😱😱😱

Who said he wasn't an innovative genius, capable of surprising?

Oh, everyone... 🙂 

[Saint NL]

Archer, Smallbone and Stewart. 

 

Christ

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

"What a day they're all having" the commentator says, as 6 Everton fans jump around waving scarves and the rest sit there stony faced, arms crossed making zero noise. 

10k milling about the stadium also, apparently

they really do talk shite - it is a crap atmosphere 

[beatlesaint]

Smallbone and Archer, just what we need !

[Saint Fan CaM]

1 minute ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

Three changes coming up. Betcha it’s Fernandes off Smallbone on.

Well I got it 50% right…more than fucking Rusk.

[Sheaf Saint]

Hey it's ok everyone. Smallbone is coming on to save the day.

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Archer, Smallbone and Stewart. 

 

Christ

Might as well have given the two kids a chance. 

[Tanlee]

Actually no clue what to do with the ball when we get it, the lack of cohesion is embarrassing. Nice of us to provide a low level float to get on for their carnival though 

[kjurwi]

A back 4. How will we keep our -2 goal difference. He has gone mad, can't play this offensivley.

[saintant]

Well done Ross. Good effort.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Archer, Smallbone and Stewart on.

A team comfortably 2-0 up and happy to pass it around and sit back. So now we bring on the forwards.

Southampton: Setup to Fail.

[aintforever]

Smallbone and Stewart - fuck off Rusk

[Saint_clark]

Striker on the pitch, shot on target. 

 

We need to study this and figure out what the connection is.

[trousers]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Might as well have given the two kids a chance. 

👆this

[Saint NL]

Stewart has a shot 🔥

[trousers]

We did a shot!!!

[saintant]

Charlie coming on.

[Mboto Gorge]

I’m sure the boys will get a hearty ovation from the fans for their efforts at the end though. 

[Turkish]

Ramsdale really is an awesome gloves man he’s made some amazing goal Hand denials to keep this soccerball score down to two zero in the 2nd period 

[Saint_clark]

Of course Alcaraz is coming on 😂 anyone else now cheering for him?

[Colinjb]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Striker on the pitch, shot on target. 

 

We need to study this and figure out what the connection is.

Correlation does not equal causation. 

[Saint Fan CaM]

Oh crap…Alcarez on.

[lambtiss]

We've just hit 0.1 XG ..... yay