Miltonaggro Posted January 4 Posted January 4 (edited) Tonda’s right hand man appointed - Ben Garner, former right hand man to Ian Holloway. Joins from the International Dreams Academy. https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/garner-appointed-mens-first-team-assistant-coach?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=garner-appointed-assistant&utm_term=news&utm_content=link&fbclid=IwZnRzaAPHUYVleHRuA2FlbQExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR7oCZ80yv0q6O1FRI5iW6ERf5DwnjEB1sVsMQCGjDBEBFrizRVZHnBEAqnZQQ_aem_T_TzkQUiK8-DX6ppm6rrQw Edited January 4 by Miltonaggro 1 1
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Another one to join Rasmus for some strategy masturbation into a sock. Apparently the comments below the announcement from Charlton (I know he was as unpopular as a fart in a spacesuit there) and Swindon fans are something to behold.
S-Clarke Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Appoint people to roles above their capabilities and they'll always adhere to what they're told to do. SR know what they're doing in that regard. This guy has basically failed upwards, just take a look at his 'reviews' from Charlton and Rovers fans - and this was from his time in L1. 5
LGTL Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just now, S-Clarke said: Appoint people to roles above their capabilities and they'll always adhere to what they're told to do. SR know what they're doing in that regard. This guy has basically failed upwards, just take a look at his 'reviews' from Charlton and Rovers fans - and this was from his time in L1. Yep. No threat to the actual people in charge of the squad. It’s as clear as day. 2
Miltonaggro Posted January 4 Author Posted January 4 3 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said: Another terrible appointment Well done lads Had to check three times and still spelt his name wrong. Temu January sale for Sport Republic, but the Dream Academy thing is particularly hilarious. 1
Wade Garrett Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Have any of our first team coaching staff actually played football? SR are an absolute joke. 2
StrangelyBrown Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just what we need - another relative unknown without the requisite experience to help balance Tonda's inexperience. Well done Saints - another chronically underwhelming gamble. 4
Miltonaggro Posted January 4 Author Posted January 4 To think that people were shitting themselves it was going to be Steve McLaren 😂 1 4
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just now, StrangelyBrown said: Just what we need - another relative unknown without the requisite experience to help balance Tonda's inexperience. Well done Saints - another chronically underwhelming gamble. He’s got experience alright - failure in Leagues 1 and 2. Exactly where SR will take the club unless the club and/or the banks force them out. 5
saintant Posted January 4 Posted January 4 This is what we've been waiting for! Watch us fucking go now. Happy days. The final part of the jigsaw. 1 1
LGTL Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Knowing Spors, they’re lining him up to replace Eckert once he’s been poached by a top 6 club. Such is his delusion. 3
tdmickey3 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 6 minutes ago, S-Clarke said: Appoint people to roles above their capabilities and they'll always adhere to what they're told to do. SR know what they're doing in that regard. This guy has basically failed upwards, just take a look at his 'reviews' from Charlton and Rovers fans - and this was from his time in L1. Is anyone surprised in any way, it’s just another completely worthless appointment and one who will just be grateful and fall in line with the SR instruction 2
tdmickey3 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: Have any of our first team coaching staff actually played football? SR are an absolute joke. Not required at SR, just needs a laptop Edited January 4 by tdmickey3 1
saintant Posted January 4 Posted January 4 3 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: Have any of our first team coaching staff actually played football? SR are an absolute joke. Rasmus continues to make sure he can converse with our coaches and not make an absolute arse of himself. 3
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just now, saintant said: Rasmus continues to make sure he can converse with our coaches and not make an absolute arse of himself. Spors is just a head of transfers and even then it’s Rasmus dominating that as well. I’d walk if I were him. When you have a micromanager and meddler like Rasmus you can’t work with them. 3
tdmickey3 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 minute ago, saintant said: Rasmus continues to make sure he can converse with our coaches and not make an absolute arse of himself. It’s only SR who seen to not think he is an arse, most of us can see different. 3
SaintNewForest Posted January 4 Posted January 4 5 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: Have any of our first team coaching staff actually played football? SR are an absolute joke. Of course they have; Ben Reeves once came on in a PL game against Norwich for a few minutes. He's played at the highest level, what more do you need? 1
Fabrice29 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 minute ago, SaintNewForest said: Of course they have; Ben Reeves once came on in a PL game against Norwich for a few minutes. He's played at the highest level, what more do you need? We had a Champions League and Premier League winner involved last season and at the start of this season and people didn't like it btw. 1
saintant Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just now, sadoldgit said: Anyone got anything positive to say about him? Yeah, I'm positive he'll be of no use whatsoever. 1 13
LGTL Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 minute ago, sadoldgit said: Anyone got anything positive to say about him? The only positive is that he‘ll be out on his arse with Tonda come the end of the season, ready for our next fucking nobody to have a go. 4
Miltonaggro Posted January 4 Author Posted January 4 3 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Anyone got anything positive to say about him? His Mum reckons he went through his cycling proficiency test without any advisories first time. 7
tdmickey3 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 minute ago, LGTL said: The only positive is that he‘ll be out on his arse with Tonda come the end of the season, ready for our next fucking nobody to have a go. Yep, the return of Nivea boy
tdmickey3 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just now, RedArmy said: So this must be the “experience” Alfie was talking about Did they get it from Virgin?
CB Fry Posted January 4 Posted January 4 The International Dream Academy had a decent run in last years Fairyland World Cup, just behind Sunshine & Lollypops Utd and Sugarplum Unicorn Athletic in the second group stage. 5
ally_uk Posted January 4 Posted January 4 So when Dragan said he was going to take a more hands on approach and get more serious.... Fuck me lads sell up already haha 😄 1
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Just now, ally_uk said: So when Dragan said he was going to take a more hands on approach and get more serious.... Fuck me lads sell up already haha 😄 By hands on he meant delegate to Rasmus and Rasmus toss one off about possession stats between the keeper and back 5.
Bob60 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Who knows, personally never heard of him but we had a well known assistant with still. Maybe just maybe their personalities will work together and quietly behind the scenes he will do the job needed but I certainly won't be losing it over another assistant. 1
Lighthouse Posted January 4 Posted January 4 He scared the sh*t out of me when his head floated out of that fishing boat. 2
Miltonaggro Posted January 4 Author Posted January 4 14 minutes ago, CB Fry said: The International Dream Academy had a decent run in last years Fairyland World Cup, just behind Sunshine & Lollypops Utd and Sugarplum Unicorn Athletic in the second group stage. No need to take the piss. The International Dream Academy is the eighth best Dream Academy in Ghana FFS! 1
Saint Gifford Posted January 4 Posted January 4 How in any universe is this absolute Kermit still anywhere near a football pitch. Let me rephrase, how have they let him out of his padded room. Both my lads are Gasheads, which unfortunately has enabled me watch this poor excuse of a PE teacher in actual game time and live through his appalling very short lived tenure at the club through two hard core fans. That 100% is absolutely no disrespect to PE teachers because they are useful and do a fantastic job. I would not allow this complete fool to look after my goldfish if I was away for a night. What the fcuk are we even thinking, do we not read a CV and then actually check the facts. It’s not as if his CV is a secret, just watch video replays anywhere. Wow, needless to say my two boys are absolutely pi55ing themselves, as though they don’t need anymore ammunition against their old man 😂😂😂 4
sockeye Posted January 4 Posted January 4 (edited) SR are charlatans who are going to destroy the club with their overblown egos. Edited January 4 by sockeye 1
die Mannyschaft Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Has he taken over from Tonda. Got experience with Indian team ATK so at least its not another German div 3 stuff!!
trousers Posted January 4 Posted January 4 (edited) Sport Republic's mission is to destroy the club from within, isn't it? I'm open to a more far-fetched explanation of these clowns' actions... (Clue: there isn't one) Edited January 4 by trousers 2
Ex Lion Tamer Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 hour ago, sadoldgit said: Anyone got anything positive to say about him? I will say that his performance as a manager doesn't have much relevance to whether he's a good assistant. Look at Steve Wigley, he was assistant manager when we were excellent under Strachan but he was never a manager. Or Stuart Gray, who supported Glenn Hoddle during a great period but was hopeless stepping up
benali-shorts Posted January 4 Posted January 4 A back room team of Garner, Newton and Reeves with a novice in charge - special days 2
LGTL Posted January 4 Posted January 4 33 minutes ago, Saint Gifford said: How in any universe is this absolute Kermit still anywhere near a football pitch. Let me rephrase, how have they let him out of his padded room. Both my lads are Gasheads, which unfortunately has enabled me watch this poor excuse of a PE teacher in actual game time and live through his appalling very short lived tenure at the club through two hard core fans. That 100% is absolutely no disrespect to PE teachers because they are useful and do a fantastic job. I would not allow this complete fool to look after my goldfish if I was away for a night. What the fcuk are we even thinking, do we not read a CV and then actually check the facts. It’s not as if his CV is a secret, just watch video replays anywhere. Wow, needless to say my two boys are absolutely pi55ing themselves, as though they don’t need anymore ammunition against their old man 😂😂😂 😂 sounds just as promising as I thought! Honestly, remember only a few years ago it would be Liverpool or United fans laughing at us. Now it’s Bristol Rovers. 4
benali-shorts Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Can only assume this coaching team will be very cheap to sack when we get relegated and/or sold (fingers crossed the latter, but would probably shake on both if it meant the back of Dragan and his shit circus. 1
badgerx16 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 hour ago, sadoldgit said: Anyone got anything positive to say about him? I quite liked "Life in a Northern Town". 2 1
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 32 minutes ago, trousers said: Sport Republic's mission is to destroy the club from within, isn't it? I'm open to a more far-fetched explanation of these clowns' actions... (Clue: there isn't one) If Milan Mandaric hadn’t passed away, it’d be a Scooby Doo plot with Dragan being a mask for Mandaric until being exposed and blaming ‘that pesky Forum’. 1
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 28 minutes ago, benali-shorts said: A back room team of Garner, Newton and Reeves with a novice in charge - special days Newton & Ridley would do better - a fictional brewery in a soap opera. 1
ant Posted January 4 Posted January 4 FINALLY - the excuse I needed to print off that run of 'Greatest Era in Our History' t-shirts. 1
sockeye Posted January 4 Posted January 4 35 minutes ago, benali-shorts said: and Reeves Our squad is looking like a £50 million black hole on the back of these performances, that's for sure.
Gloucester Saint Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 hour ago, Saint Gifford said: How in any universe is this absolute Kermit still anywhere near a football pitch. Let me rephrase, how have they let him out of his padded room. Both my lads are Gasheads, which unfortunately has enabled me watch this poor excuse of a PE teacher in actual game time and live through his appalling very short lived tenure at the club through two hard core fans. That 100% is absolutely no disrespect to PE teachers because they are useful and do a fantastic job. I would not allow this complete fool to look after my goldfish if I was away for a night. What the fcuk are we even thinking, do we not read a CV and then actually check the facts. It’s not as if his CV is a secret, just watch video replays anywhere. Wow, needless to say my two boys are absolutely pi55ing themselves, as though they don’t need anymore ammunition against their old man 😂😂😂 Your sons were far from alone by the looks of this https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/17710/ben-garner-failure 6 wins in 33 games - 18% success ratio. Perfect for SR then. 1
Turkish Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 hour ago, Saint Gifford said: How in any universe is this absolute Kermit still anywhere near a football pitch. Let me rephrase, how have they let him out of his padded room. Both my lads are Gasheads, which unfortunately has enabled me watch this poor excuse of a PE teacher in actual game time and live through his appalling very short lived tenure at the club through two hard core fans. That 100% is absolutely no disrespect to PE teachers because they are useful and do a fantastic job. I would not allow this complete fool to look after my goldfish if I was away for a night. What the fcuk are we even thinking, do we not read a CV and then actually check the facts. It’s not as if his CV is a secret, just watch video replays anywhere. Wow, needless to say my two boys are absolutely pi55ing themselves, as though they don’t need anymore ammunition against their old man 😂😂😂 He’s failed somewhere which is one of the main things we look for in a coach 2 1
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