New seats at St Mary’s!

[Matthew Le God]

After 25 years at St Mary’s it looks like we are getting new seats!

No more pink faded seats

 

 

[RedArmy]

Red and white stripes the whole way round please. Less to replace in future too 

[Disco Stu]

I see the seat I've had for 25 years has already been taken out. Shame I couldn't buy it 

[Chocolate Box]

But have they mended the roof over my seat in Chapel?

[Cuddles]

Imagine doing that in this heat!

[suewhistle]

No. Too hot for imagining..

Edited Saturday at 16:58 by suewhistle

[Matthew Le God]

10 minutes ago, suewhistle said:

No. Too hot for imagining..

Mirages are commonly seen in hot deserts 🏜 

[ChrisPY]

16 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Mirages are commonly seen in hot deserts 🏜 

A mirage is not imagination.

[Matthew Le God]

27 minutes ago, ChrisPY said:

A mirage is not imagination.

If you interpret what you see in the mirage to be water it is imagination. 

Edited Saturday at 17:54 by Matthew Le God

[Weston Super Saint]

10 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

If you interpret what you see to be water it is imagination. 

Unless it's water 🤦‍♂️

[Challenger]

How about doing something about those fucking pigeons that shit on my seat ?

[ChrisPY]

19 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

If you interpret what you see in the mirage to be water it is imagination. 

You can photograph a mirage and it will look like water. It’s not imagination. 

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, ChrisPY said:

You can photograph a mirage and it will look like water. It’s not imagination. 

Oh dear some things never change so they

 

[Matthew Le God]

2 hours ago, ChrisPY said:

You can photograph a mirage and it will look like water. It’s not imagination. 

If you interpret what you see in the mirage to be water it is imagination. You are imagining it is water.

[Matthew Le God]

Anyway...

Back to seats. Would be cheaper to use a blowtorch.

 

 

[ChrisPY]

4 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

If you interpret what you see in the mirage to be water it is imagination. You are imagining it is water.

You’re wrong but well done for digging in.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

2 hours ago, ChrisPY said:

You can photograph a mirage and it will look like water. It’s not imagination. 

What if it's a mirage I've imagined?

[ChrisPY]

10 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

What if it's a mirage I've imagined?

That’s imagination.

[Lighthouse]

16 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

If you interpret what you see in the mirage to be water it is imagination. You are imagining it is water.

No, it's misidentification and illusion. Imagination does not require visual input.

[bpsaint]

7 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

After 25 years at St Mary’s it looks like we are getting new seats!

No more pink faded seats

 

 

Genuinely love that they’re doing this at last. Don’t know what changed in the manufacture process but my red seat from the Dell is still as red as the day I took it in my garden.

Be nice if they could paint those plain metal safe standing rails.

Edited Saturday at 21:14 by bpsaint

[jemanson]

Apparently every seat now has a cup holder and a ledge for your binoculars.

[Saint Fan CaM]

4 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

Anyway...

Back to seats. Would be cheaper to use a blowtorch.

 

 

I don’t know why they didn’t just take the roof off the stadium and let the sun torch the seats back to a nice sheen. And while they’re doing that they could add a new layer all the way round too. Then to finish off, in the fan zone, build a monkey chicken petting zoo. Just no imagination at this f-ing football club! 😉

[Miltonaggro]

This is the FAB in action, real positive improvement that the doubting Thomas’s  will never give them credit for. I am hearing that they have already set up a toilet roll task force. Bravo to the FAB!

[East Kent Saint]

What would be good is spacing the seats out so you could sit next to 2 fat bastards .

[rallyboy]

Have they taken this opportunity to plumb the heated towel rail into the safe standing barriers?

I'm not leaning on that fucker in December.

[Football Special]

19 hours ago, East Kent Saint said:

What would be good is spacing the seats out so you could sit next to 2 fat bastards .

We are quite tightly packed in compared to grounds like the Emirates , spurs etc,  as someone who is over 6ft I prefer to stand at St Mary's as not enough leg room particularly if you find yourself sat next to another big chap 

[Polaroid Saint]

On 11/07/2026 at 21:46, Matthew Le God said:

If you interpret what you see in the mirage to be water it is imagination. You are imagining it is water.

 

Nope.

You are not imagining anything in with a mirage. Your eyes receive refracted light. Looks like water. Your brain then misinterprets that sense data.

You need to brush up on your Descartes. 😉

Edited 2 hours ago by Polaroid Saint
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[31cc]

20 hours ago, East Kent Saint said:

What would be good is spacing the seats out so you could sit next to 2 fat bastards .

I mean, each to his own, but why do you want to sit next to 2 fat bastards?

[suewhistle]

Gosh, we're all having our very own discours! Trust MLG to be involved! :-)

[Mattio]

We better be getting padded seats like the Emirates otherwise how are we going to win the Champions League in 4 years time FFS. Look how well it's worked for MK Dons!

[East Kent Saint]

1 hour ago, 31cc said:

I mean, each to his own, but why do you want to sit next to 2 fat bastards?

I don’t but it would be good if stadium seats were spaced to allow that to happen 😀

[Sparkkyy]

2 hours ago, Polaroid Saint said:

 

Nope.

You are not imagining anything in with a mirage. Your eyes receive refracted light. Looks like water. Your brain then misinterprets that sense data.

You need to brush up on your Descartes. 😉

I feel its important to point out that MLG once believed smoke came out of smoke machine. If you see vapour in a desert, is it actually smoke? Or the other way round? God, it is confusing isn't it.