Pamplemousse Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 All those fans who were screaming Cook Out have now got big greasy spoon from Southsea fried egg on their faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 If the scores stay like this, they'll be at least joint top, so I guess they are nailed on to rip up the league. It's a good thing they didn't sack hero Cook a fortnight ago when he was an incompetent villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 They did well not getting the game abandoned, like some poky League 2 clubs I could mention... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 (edited) Another day, a new meme with a brand new Portsmyth Comical, given that the club didn't announce the travel package until almost a week after the draw, and at over £1000 it was around £700 more than the cheapest return flights still available. Me and the wife are doing the whole thing for a few hundred quid less than the quoted cost for the club package per person, with two of us going, taking direct flights out (not the cheapest ones), and two nights' hotel accommodation (not the cheapest place). If it was just me going I'd be paying over £600 less than the club's offer, which was frankly extortionate and poorly thought out. Also, Celtic, not exactly known for their sparse travelling support, took all of 200 in the Champions League Play-Off round in the round before - pretty confident we'll manage to beat that turnout, even for a MIDWEEK AWAY GAME IN ASIA, ffs. But apparently this is somehow "bad". Edited 3 September, 2016 by The9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 (edited) I'm starting to accept that the clear budget advantage they seem to have over the likes of Crawley and massive squad of journeymen they have paid to drop a league or two is likely to give them a reasonable chance of promotion this year. Despite the utter incompetence and inability of McInnes and Catlin to run the club properly. Money talks as such. Nevertheless I'm reasonably confident that if they get to L1 they will have blown a stack of cash on player purchases, long contracts and excessive wages that will inhibit their progress beyond that for a good while. At some point they'll also have to deal with the chaotic ownership system with 48% or so of the club owned by the Trust which now contributes financially what it gets from tombolas while also deterring any additional capital investment from the HNWs who own the rest currently as well as deterring any outside additional injection of fresh equity capital too. Can't see the Trust accepting further ownership dilution without a nice little civil war taking place. Maybe they'll try and come up with some debt bond issue idea to get around the equity ownership problem to raise more cash but it would be pretty flaky and put them back in their usual position of owing money to anybody reckless enough to think that it's a good fixed term investment. Edited 3 September, 2016 by TopGun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 All those fans who were screaming Cook Out have now got big greasy spoon from Southsea fried egg on their faces Probably the same Pompey fans that have got SWF logins banging on about Puel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 I'm still amazed they haven't taken their enormous competitive advantage out of that division upwards in 3 years of trying. It's bloody hilarious they're still down there despite having a load more cash than everyone else in the division, the best bit is every season they do that without improving the ground is another year they won't be able to compete at Championship level when they eventually get back there. Their ground is their greatest asset and biggest problem at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 I'm still amazed they haven't taken their enormous competitive advantage out of that division upwards in 3 years of trying. It's bloody hilarious they're still down there despite having a load more cash than everyone else in the division, the best bit is every season they do that without improving the ground is another year they won't be able to compete at Championship level when they eventually get back there. Their ground is their greatest asset and biggest problem at the same time. They have upgraded some of the toilets apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 September, 2016 Share Posted 3 September, 2016 What about the fatty pipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 They have upgraded some of the toilets apparently. Yeah, I mentioned that after last season's annual Newport County victory in Fratton. They're much better than they were, glad they wasted the money on something that would need to be destroyed to modernise the ground anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 What about the fatty pipes? In the away end they've hidden them under some kind of plastic sealant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 It's very circular tbh, we all know that they should be walking League Two with the resources they apparently command and yet we keep coming back to 'oh they failed again' Very entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 While they are likely to be hovering around joint top for the season, I reckon they still have that self-destruct button that can derail the simplest of promotion campaigns. It'll be interesting to see if they can go a few matches without a hiccup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 Was watching a programme on Scottish football. Really interesting. Pompey remind me of Gretna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 You want to run away to pompey and get married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 4 September, 2016 Share Posted 4 September, 2016 You want to run away to pompey and get married? Don't forget to take your sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 5 September, 2016 Share Posted 5 September, 2016 Another contender for worst Snooze article ever: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/northstand-nostaliga-my-hair-raising-pompey-discovery-1-7558671? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 September, 2016 Share Posted 5 September, 2016 I've told you before Danbert, management summary please. You don't expect the board to actually sully themselves reading the merda there, do you? :-) Mind you, I think I trust your judgement on its quality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 5 September, 2016 Share Posted 5 September, 2016 I've told you before Danbert, management summary please. You don't expect the board to actually sully themselves reading the merda there, do you? :-) Mind you, I think I trust your judgement on its quality... That would be telling, but here's the article's top-rated comment: I've specifically made an account to point out that this is the worst article I've ever read on this pathetic ad ridden website and that is saying something with the amount of mediocrity that the news spouts out on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/catlin-league-changes-would-be-catastrophic-for-pompey-1-7561446 Catlin: "The outcome for us would be catastrophic, running into many hundreds of thousands of pounds lost through the reduction of four home fixtures." Boo-hoo... so the current club that plays at Fratton Park would be financially shafted.... Now they know what the creditors to the previous club that played at Fratton Park felt like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/catlin-league-changes-would-be-catastrophic-for-pompey-1-7561446 Catlin: "The outcome for us would be catastrophic, running into many hundreds of thousands of pounds lost through the reduction of four home fixtures." Boo-hoo... so the current club that plays at Fratton Park would be financially shafted.... Now they know what the creditors to the previous club that played at Fratton Park felt like... ‘For a club like Portsmouth trying to do things the right way, these changes will potentially kill our aspirations moving forward.’ Really...since when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 Well you know..... That's why football clubs have a financial plan which gets changed when required to enable the club to cope with outside influences that effect income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 They're small time when it suits them, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 Fewer games means they need fewer players. As they've always been an advocate of quality over quantity, this really should not be an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-struggle-to-sell-checkatrade-trophy-tickets-1-7563514 Wow - 37 whole seats sold in a day... massive club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 6 September, 2016 Share Posted 6 September, 2016 This new system would be their chance to become a founder member of a new division formed especially for the crappiest clubs with the crappest fans.......I hope they grab this chance like it were the last chance to do their sister before she marries their cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-struggle-to-sell-checkatrade-trophy-tickets-1-7563514 Wow - 37 whole seats sold in a day... massive club... Isn't this the 'boycott' where they were all going to buy tickets, so the club wouldn't lose out, but then not turn up in protest? Looks like they've forgotten about the first bit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 ‘For a club like Portsmouth trying to do things the right way, these changes will potentially kill our aspirations moving forward.’ Really...since whenwell they werent moaning about parachute payments a few years back and conveniently had an extra one bunged to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 That would be telling, but here's the article's top-rated comment: I still haven't read it, but I did say I trusted your judgement. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 And on twitter, those 37 fans are nasty villains, all paying money into the coffers of the EFL/FA/Sky conspiracy which consistently stops their club from getting promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 well they werent moaning about parachute payments a few years back and conveniently had an extra one bunged to them They didn't get an "extra" one, they got an "early" one from the next year's payment to keep them out of admin while they were in the Prem so the league didn't have the embarrassment of one of their members ceasing to exist mid-season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 Isn't this the 'boycott' where they were all going to buy tickets, so the club wouldn't lose out, but then not turn up in protest? Looks like they've forgotten about the first bit.... Yeah, it's amazing, anyone would think it isn't a boycott at all, it's just a bunch of people avoiding going to a fairly pointless match they don't want to pay for. It's highly amusing that we sold 5 times more tickets to a Thursday night game in Asia in one day than they have for the closest thing they currently have to a local derby altogether. And I've been part of 80-something away fans in Crawley for a JPT game, so I know all about tinpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 7 September, 2016 Share Posted 7 September, 2016 And on twitter, those 37 fans are nasty villains, all paying money into the coffers of the EFL/FA/Sky conspiracy which consistently stops their club from getting promoted. As opposed to "people paying money to their club to watch a match". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 10 September, 2016 Share Posted 10 September, 2016 So losing £600,000 would be catastrophic for them? Massive club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 10 September, 2016 Share Posted 10 September, 2016 They won again today. Have they finally managed to get their act together to get promoted from the 4th division or is it more false hope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 10 September, 2016 Share Posted 10 September, 2016 They won again today. Have they finally managed to get their act together to get promoted from the 4th division or is it more false hope? Don't be silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 10 September, 2016 Share Posted 10 September, 2016 The gap between us, on and off the field, is still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 11 September, 2016 Share Posted 11 September, 2016 They are in a promotion position while we are in the relegation zone. i have to concede that they are clearly the betterer team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 11 September, 2016 Share Posted 11 September, 2016 Have they finally managed to get their act together to get promoted from the 4th division Bloody hope so. Much more fun to be had watching their fan "ownership" (sic) model struggle as they climb the leagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 11 September, 2016 Share Posted 11 September, 2016 I'm quite enjoying Plymouth showing them what being a big club at this level looks like. I wonder how many Plymouth would get in the Prem? Oh, 17,800, which is the capacity of Home Park - about the number Fratton currently holds depending on the current safety certificate isn't it? Strange how Wikipedia still says 21,100... or 20,662 according to the Football Ground Guide... I wonder how many it actually is? Couldn't find it on the Skate OS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 11 September, 2016 Share Posted 11 September, 2016 Bloody hope so. Much more fun to be had watching their fan "ownership" (sic) model struggle as they climb the leagues. Can someone remind me if that Robinson bloke, the property developer who facilitated the sale of the areas to Tesco, was/is any of the following?: Portsmouth fan, "High Net Worth" owner, still involved in club-decision making? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 12 September, 2016 Share Posted 12 September, 2016 Fair play to them, they have certainly turned their backs on the Checkatrade trophy. Ticket sales for the Reading U23 home game are hovering around 130 at the moment. Yes, 130. That'll be a decent boycott if they can keep that number down. Possibly the most decentest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 13 September, 2016 Share Posted 13 September, 2016 Fair play to them, they have certainly turned their backs on the Checkatrade trophy. Ticket sales for the Reading U23 home game are hovering around 130 at the moment. Yes, 130. That'll be a decent boycott if they can keep that number down. Possibly the most decentest. I'd be interested to know how many we got for Saints' (U23) game against Reading U23s yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 13 September, 2016 Share Posted 13 September, 2016 I'd be interested to know how many we got for Saints' (U23) game against Reading U23s yesterday. Behind closed doors at Staplewood....probably a couple of hundred ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 13 September, 2016 Share Posted 13 September, 2016 Does Pilchards still hide in his tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 13 September, 2016 Share Posted 13 September, 2016 (edited) Behind closed doors at Staplewood....probably a couple of hundred ;-) Thought as much. We're currently taking more than twice the number to a midweek first team away cup group match in Israel that they've sold for a midweek first team home cup group match. Edited 13 September, 2016 by The9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 14 September, 2016 Share Posted 14 September, 2016 They're so desperate to find a stick to hit us with that they seem to have forgotten you can travel to other places in the world without using a football clubs official travel package. But that requires a degree of initiative, organisation and intelligence. You can see how they just wouldn't understand. Sent from my D6503 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 14 September, 2016 Share Posted 14 September, 2016 The PST AGM is coming up - apparently there are some vital issues to be addressed. Anyone can register for the limited number of tickets available by following the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 14 September, 2016 Share Posted 14 September, 2016 Danbert, you wouldn't?! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 14 September, 2016 Share Posted 14 September, 2016 Danbert, you wouldn't?! :-) Wouldn't what? Whatever you're thinking, I'm sure it would definitely be very wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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