whelk Posted March 3 Author Posted March 3 1 hour ago, LeBizzier69 said: Getting to the bar when not that busy, some bloke comes to stand next to you and accepts being served first - not saying "he's first". Absolutely, the most un-British of behaviour 1
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 3 Posted March 3 2 hours ago, LeBizzier69 said: Getting to the bar when not that busy, some bloke comes to stand next to you and accepts being served first - not saying "he's first". 53 minutes ago, whelk said: Absolutely, the most un-British of behaviour I sadly did this last week. It wasn't busy, but I just didn't see him. He seemed very hurt by it. I was mortified. I join the foreign legion next week. 1
trousers Posted March 4 Posted March 4 (edited) Young people on quiz shows who say "that was before my time" when not knowing the answer to a question. Most of f***ing history is before all of our times you f***ing imbeciles. You're just thick twats embarrassing yourselves on national TV. Twats. Edited March 4 by trousers 2
trousers Posted March 4 Posted March 4 On 03/03/2026 at 14:59, LeBizzier69 said: Getting to the bar when not that busy, some bloke comes to stand next to you and accepts being served first - not saying "he's first". This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread. Ignorant twats. 1
AlexLaw76 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 4 minutes ago, trousers said: This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread. Ignorant twats. I went to a bar in town a while ago on a Sat afternoon , it was not too busy, but we are required to queue single file. felt odd
trousers Posted March 4 Posted March 4 3 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: I went to a bar in town a while ago on a Sat afternoon , it was not too busy, but we are required to queue single file. felt odd I walk straight out of pubs where that happens. Massive red flag.
trousers Posted March 4 Posted March 4 (edited) Young people. Twats, the whole f***ing lot of them. Edited March 4 by trousers 1
badgerx16 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 11 minutes ago, trousers said: Young people. Twats, the whole f***ing lot of them. Define "young".
Weston Super Saint Posted March 4 Posted March 4 11 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Define "young". Ask Nic 4
whelk Posted March 4 Author Posted March 4 35 minutes ago, trousers said: I walk straight out of pubs where that happens. Massive red flag. Moderate! I fetch the flame thrower from the boot and merrily torch them all 3
trousers Posted March 4 Posted March 4 56 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Define "young". Anyone under 57 years of age...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 4 Posted March 4 3 hours ago, trousers said: This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread. Ignorant twats. Ummm... On 03/03/2026 at 17:47, Holmes_and_Watson said: I sadly did this last week. It wasn't busy, but I just didn't see him. He seemed very hurt by it. I was mortified. I join the foreign legion next week. Legionnaires: Why did you have to join the Legion? H&W: I await the end of a terrible persecution! I await The Fall Of Trousers! Legionnaires: You'll be wanting the Follow That Camel set. This is Beau Geste. H&W: Beau Jest? Legionnaires: Just 10 minutes over there...
Gloucester Saint Posted March 4 Posted March 4 2 hours ago, trousers said: Anyone under 57 years of age... In Sidmouth it would be young, very young. Not it is elsewhere though….
east-stand-nic Posted March 5 Posted March 5 15 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: Ask Nic sorry, I am not a peado protecting labour liberal type. You all are. 1
tdmickey3 Posted March 5 Posted March 5 1 hour ago, east-stand-nic said: sorry, I am not a peado protecting labour liberal type. You all are. WOOF WOOF
Gloucester Saint Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Another excerpt from the Andrew Lownie book ‘Entitled’ One of Ghislaine Maxwell’s friends, Cynthia Matthews, ‘told her about a luxury vehicle deal she had going with Prince Andrew in Thailand. She said Andrew loved Thailand and spent a lot time there’. 1
Winnersaint Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) Heard a young American woman referring to the risk of going outside and being ’unalived’. What’s wrong with killed? While I’m at it why and when did died/dead become passed. Makes them sound like some kind of midfielder. Edited March 5 by Winnersaint Missing word
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 5 Posted March 5 2 hours ago, Winnersaint said: Heard a young American woman referring to the risk of going outside and being ’unalived’. What’s wrong with killed? While I’m at it why and when did died/dead become passed. Makes them sound like some kind of midfielder. LISTER: Look, Rimmer, death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to. RIMMER: That's what they say, Lister. But if you had two people coming for a job, and one of them was dead, which one would you pick? LISTER: It depends which is better qualified.
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) World book day. Not so much the general idea of it to increase enthusiasm for reading but the fact that it's basically now just a "dress up as whatever you want day" because some kids are a bit too thick to have ever read a book. There were a good proportion of boys at my daughter's school in football kits this morning, and various others on pajamas for some reason. Edited March 5 by Stripey McStripe Shirt Sausage fingers
ChrisPY Posted March 5 Posted March 5 14 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: World book day. Not so much the general idea of it to increase enthusiasm for r adding but the fact that it's basically now just a "dress up as whatever you want day" because some kids are a bit too thick to have ever read a book. There were a good proportion of boys at my daughter's school in football kits this morning, and various others on pajamas for some reason. I suppose you literary types don’t class Wayne Rooney’s autobiography as a ‘real book’.
Whitey Grandad Posted March 6 Posted March 6 11 hours ago, ChrisPY said: I suppose you literary types don’t class Wayne Rooney’s autobiography as a ‘real book’. Nah. The covers are too far apart. 2
whelk Posted 16 hours ago Author Posted 16 hours ago Increasing reference to ‘under the lights’ as if something special playing an evening game
trousers Posted 15 hours ago Posted 15 hours ago The ever increasing trend of customers and/or prospects not responding or acknowledging emails you send to them, until you've sent 5 reminders... Whatever happened to common courtesy FFS? Twats. 2
Wiggles31 Posted 10 hours ago Posted 10 hours ago People who are unaware of their own personal space and stand in the middle of supermarket aisles and the like. 3
skintsaint Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago Pretty much everyone on that latest Netflix Theroux documentary...
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