The small things in life that annoy you

[Weston Super Saint]

People who take dogs into service stations. Why? The dog is happy to piss in the bushes outside and can't order a fucking big Mac. Now you've created even less space for people to walk around during half term when it's busy because everyone is avoiding your fucking dog on a lead. Fuck off outside.

[whelk]

Listing the Community Shield as a major trophy win

[skintsaint]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Listing the Community Shield as a major trophy win

Yep, the playoff final trophy is similar.

[whelk]

People booking tables in pubs. FFS every table reserved in pub I'm in. Games gone with all the middle class twats here for ‘the footy’

[Lighthouse]

The F1 coverage’s obsession with Kim f**king Kardashian, like it’s somehow a privilege for the sport to have her there.

[Willo of Whiteley]

18 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

The F1 coverage’s obsession with Kim f**king Kardashian, like it’s somehow a privilege for the sport to have her there.

Or any “celeb” that turns up and Sky have to try and interview.

No one cares.

[Willo of Whiteley]

People that can’t park a car properly.

Normally female, normally driving in forwards, normally in an 4x4 and normally parked across two bays.

[Willo of Whiteley]

Reform, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe.

Anyone that backs them.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Any food that is described as "smashed".

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Any food that is described as "smashed".

You have made little robots very sad. Look as their tears rust their metal bits, falling into your mash. 🙂

 

[Sheaf Saint]

When you're just trying to enjoy a well earned cold beer in your garden on a Friday afternoon after a busy week at work

Petrol strimmers should have fucking ASBOs slapped on them.

[Dr Who?]

A 10 second countdown to the start of football, sorry soccer matches. 

[Dr Who?]

On 09/06/2026 at 07:44, Willo of Whiteley said:

People that can’t park a car properly.

Normally female, normally driving in forwards, normally in an 4x4 and normally parked across two bays.

 

On 09/06/2026 at 14:24, Willo of Whiteley said:

Reform, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe.

Anyone that backs them.

 

On 09/06/2026 at 07:43, Willo of Whiteley said:

Or any “celeb” that turns up and Sky have to try and interview.

No one cares.

Bad Tuesday? 

Edited 5 hours ago by Dr Who?

[Willo of Whiteley]

2 hours ago, Dr Who? said:

 

 

Bad Tuesday? 

Tell me that I’m wrong about any of the above 😂