Picard Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Anyone going to Paris for the Olympics? The opening ceremony on La Seine looks like it could be quite spectacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baird of the land Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Sure it'll be Whipping up excitement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 17 hours ago, Picard said: The opening ceremony on La Seine looks like it could be quite spectacular. Would you go as far as saying 'Inseine?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 16 minutes ago, Colinjb said: Would you go as far as saying 'Inseine?' I think you're in DeNile? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 32 minutes ago, trousers said: I think you're in DeNile? Nonsense, I'm Ouse-ing with anticipation for the Olympics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Anyone Itchen for them to start? Thought not ☹️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Codger Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 The events will certainly Test the security services 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Corbyn Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Heading over on Wednesday for a week. Looking forward to it though sounds like security is going to be intense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 4 minutes ago, Jeremy Corbyn said: sounds like security is going to be intense. Well, Thames are a-changing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 I will be disappointed if the opening ceremony doesn’t contain many Frenchmen on bicycles in Breton shirts and berets carrying large amounts of onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 26 minutes ago, whelk said: I will be disappointed if the opening ceremony doesn’t contain many Frenchmen on bicycles in Breton shirts and berets carrying large amounts of onions. Don't think of it as disappointment. Just think of how much more you'll enjoy the Baguette Bicycle Jousting Event, knowing they are free from injury. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 (edited) Glad that nasty cruel snobby cunt Charlotte Dujardin is not going Edited July 24 by tdmickey3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edprice1984 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 I am off to Paris next Wednesday. Beach Volleyball (Mens (Sweden v Italy) and Womens (Australia v Canada) and the first session of the Athletics. Looking forward to it. Then a couple of days at Disneyland, followed by a trek around Bavaria. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 I'll be in severnth heaven when they start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Who gave permission to go Forth with all the puns? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 4 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: Glad that nasty cruel snobby cunt Charlotte Dujardin is not going What a fucking storm in a teacup. Modern fucking news. Wow we all can’t wait to see video that is incredibly boring. I didn’t watch with any audio but even if she said ‘take that you cunt’ not sure I would raise an eyebrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 3 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Who gave permission to go Forth with all the puns? Wyre you complaining? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said: Wyre you complaining? Wye are you not complaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Stop with the river puns now please. Volgar behaviour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said: Wyre you complaining? Curses! I've no response. I guess river puns come Zambesi to you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 37 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Curses! I've no response. I guess river puns come Zambesi to you. Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 5 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube. Yukon mock me all you like. I shall be paying no attention. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 3 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Yukon mock me all you like. I shall be paying no attention. Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 12 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters. Wensum people start making puns, he just can't help but join in Witham. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 18 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters. That's quite an assumption, without even Esk-ing me first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 1 hour ago, trousers said: Stop with the river puns now please. Volgar behaviour. Agree, Tyne to stop it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 8 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: That's quite an assumption, without even Esk-ing me first. I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 9 minutes ago, Challenger said: Agree, Tyne to stop it. Or at least Rase the standard of them. Bad puns are the Bain of my life, and not Eden funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 12 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings. That's very gracious of you, Weston. I'm happy to Leven it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Isn't it a bit "cart before the horse" for some Olympic events to have already started ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 3 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: Wyre you complaining? 2 hours ago, buctootim said: Wye are you not complaining? 2 hours ago, trousers said: Stop with the river puns now please. Volgar behaviour. 1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Curses! I've no response. I guess river puns come Zambesi to you. 1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said: Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube. 1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Yukon mock me all you like. I shall be paying no attention. 1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said: Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters. 55 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: Wensum people start making puns, he just can't help but join in Witham. 50 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: That's quite an assumption, without even Esk-ing me first. 47 minutes ago, Challenger said: Agree, Tyne to stop it. 38 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings. 36 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: Or at least Rase the standard of them. Bad puns are the Bain of my life, and not Eden funny. 25 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: That's very gracious of you, Weston. I'm happy to Leven it there. I'm struggling to follow the flow of this stream of conciousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31cc Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Yeah, fu-canal boys, give it a rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 3 minutes ago, 31cc said: Yeah, fu-canal boys, give it a rest. Do you need some Aire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Surely there's Spey-ce for all our thoughts on this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 (edited) 11 hours ago, badgerx16 said: I'm struggling to follow the flow of this stream of conciousness. Don't worry. We're only Teesing. I expect we'll grow Wear-y of it sooner or Leater. Edited July 25 by Sheaf Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 I hope so. Anyone not keen on puns will be in a state of Dee-spair reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 The security will be a real Test. Plenty just Itchen at the chance to disrupt the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 They could always hire Blackwater to handle security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 I'm not sure how much further this thread Congo before the mods intervene 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 3 minutes ago, trousers said: I'm not sure how much further this thread Congo before the mods intervene Eau I hope they dont. I'd Rother they sat Idley by and let it run it's course before swinging the Exe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 (edited) This thread is nice light Harted relief Edited July 25 by whelk Spell the fucking river corrrectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 It's good to bring an Ayr of fun to the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 (edited) This thread looks like it is heading down the Po. Then again, perhaps we should Sava it whilst we can. Edited July 25 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Would it help if we Tarn to Meuse about things in France, to bring it back to the OP? I'm sure we'd find a Lot to discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 4 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Would it help if we Tarn to Meuse about things in France, to bring it back to the OP? I'm sure we'd find a Lot to discuss. Somme just like to Rhone on and on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 They may have a lot of Anger in them, looking to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Servern times I’ve checked this thread to see if there’s any Olympic’s talk - but it’s all gone a little Stour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 I've seen some Gash in my time but this thread is taking the Pee Pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, trousers said: I've seen some Gash in my time but this thread is taking the Pee Pee I'm afraid I don't know what you Nene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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