25/26 - Non Saints Games

[Turkish]

Are they singing Martinellis name yet?

[Football Special]

5 minutes ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

And yet we’re looking at them as a “they’ll batter us if they play like this” in two weeks time 😢

Yeah Arsenal kept calm and picking them off , should have been 1-5 at HT, the start did feel like a dress rehearsal for two weeks time, we know exactly how they'll start and come at us 

[Mboto Gorge]

3-1 now. We are getting to the stage where they start cheering for Arsenal, give it another goal and they’ll be wanting to put a Pompey shirt on martinelli and ole’ing every Arsenal pass 

Edited 7 hours ago by Mboto Gorge

[benjii]

Sol is there to try to collect his pay.

[AlexLaw76]

Just turned to the channel with the Pompey game… all I have heard is that prat Mattergace gushing about Pompey’s team of yesteryear and the sights like Gunwharf 

FFS

 

[Toussaint]

Setting rivalries to one side, Pompey fans are embarrassing, moronic inbreds. 

[benjii]

4 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Just turned to the channel with the Pompey game… all I have heard is that prat Mattergace gushing about Pompey’s team of yesteryear and the sights like Gunwharf 

FFS

 

It's pathetic.

[Toussaint]

6 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Just turned to the channel with the Pompey game… all I have heard is that prat Mattergace gushing about Pompey’s team of yesteryear and the sights like Gunwharf 

FFS

 

He is a fan, but it’s a bit weird and not quite right that he got this gig, it’s too one sided and brushing off their weirdo fans touching a player, it’s a serious issue and should never happen. Come on the Arse.

Edited 7 hours ago by Toussaint
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[SambaMaverick]

Matterface what a skate cunt

[Mattio]

it really is embarrassing, pompey or not

[Saint-Reece]

Glad it’s not just me hating this gushing from Matterface.
 

He is making TNT sound like it’s Portsmouth fan TV or something. 

[HarvSFC]

Can play Portsmyth bingo with Matterface. Henry, the atmosphere, the overpaid players of old that sent them down to League Two, the special club. Anything else?

[Toussaint]

2 minutes ago, SambaMaverick said:

Matterface what a skate cunt

That too.

[Toussaint]

🤣 

[Mattio]

2 minutes ago, HarvSFC said:

Can play Portsmyth bingo with Matterface. Henry, the atmosphere, the overpaid players of old that sent them down to League Two, the special club. Anything else?

Portsmouth is the bestest place in the whole world 

[benjii]

3 goals from corners. Lol.

[AlexLaw76]

The threat Arsenal are from set pieces over the last year or so…. Is ridiculous 

[Toussaint]

Five foot Martinelli out jumps the 6’4 Pompey defenders again. 😂 

[benjii]

Just now, AlexLaw76 said:

The threat Arsenal are from set pieces over the last year or so…. Is ridiculous 

Strange how other teams can't do it! They aren't doing anything that others can't with a bit of practice, surely?

[Osvaldorama]

Our coaching team are watching this and thinking.. “let’s do out swinging corners”

[benjii]

2 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Our coaching team are watching this and thinking.. “let’s do out swinging corners”

"Let's keep it nice and narrow on the ball."

[Turkish]

4 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Our coaching team are watching this and thinking.. “let’s do out swinging corners”

It’s genius really, having conceded 3 from corners theyll have been practising how to defend against them now so if we do the exact opposite of that they’ve been practising we’ll catch them cold. Out of the box thinking 👏👏

[Mboto Gorge]

7 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Our coaching team are watching this and thinking.. “let’s do out swinging corners”

What coaching team would this be? We’ve got Tonda and a couple of cone movers by the sounds of it

Edited 7 hours ago by Mboto Gorge

[Mboto Gorge]

28 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Are they singing Martinellis name yet?

The must be by now, after a hattrick surely. Maybe they’ll Invade the pitch at full time and lovingly mob him and carry him off on their shoulders 

[AlexLaw76]

If Arsenal scoring from 3 corners does not scream us playing 3 CBs, for the aerial threat, I don’t know what does

[benjii]

Ooh, nasty hammy for a Skate there. That's the second one off injured.

Sad.

[Mattio]

Pompey have managed to injure two of their players in this match, TCWTB will be playing holding midfield against us at this rate

[Sheaf Saint]

Sheff Utd losing 1-4 to Mansfield.

[whelk]

Amazing that Arsenal players haven’t crumbled in this unique atmosphere 

[AlexLaw76]

“Portsmouth fans have been elite”

oh fuck off you soppy twat

[SambaMaverick]

Do you reckon they have a rota of who has to stay behind to sing Blue Army like a mong while the rest file out silently?

[HarvSFC]

"Portsmouth fans are elite and always cheer their team on.*" For a full house.

*Other than the lower profile games they're losing in the Championship.

[LGTL]

So predictable. They’re getting hammered so ‘blue army’ starts for 5 minutes so everyone can wax lyrical. Freaks. 

[whelk]

2 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

“Portsmouth fans have been elite”

oh fuck off you soppy twat

If this was the BBC I’d be fax’ing Points of View complaining

[Nordic Saint]

So, little Pompey's wait continues into another year. 68 years now since they last beat Arsenal.

[whelk]

Shite that TNT have so many games and nothing on terrestrial today so it seems

[saintant]

18 minutes ago, Mboto Gorge said:

What coaching team would this be? We’ve got Tonda and a couple of cone movers by the sounds of it

So that's 3 cone movers in total then.

[rallyboy]

Plucky pompey, proud of the lads, wanted it more, battling performance, Premier League leaders given a real test, best atmosphere in world football, magic of the cup, Arsenal scared by the occasion, pride intact, fortess fratton etc ad nauseum.

Otherwise known as a heavy home defeat with chaotic defending and a midget banging in headers at will.  

[saintant]

We know that Pompey will be well up for the fight and scrapping for their lives when we play them at their place. Not sure we have an eleven to pick who would have the bottle and stomach to match them in what is sure to be an intimidating atmosphere. Our lot will likely be beaten before a ball is kicked.

[Challenger]

56 minutes ago, Football Special said:

Yeah Arsenal kept calm and picking them off , should have been 1-5 at HT, the start did feel like a dress rehearsal for two weeks time, we know exactly how they'll start and come at us 

Unfortunately they will also know exactly how we are going to play. Not got a team capable of showing any strength, bottle or nous to get anything there.

[Mboto Gorge]

1 minute ago, Challenger said:

Unfortunately they will also know exactly how we are going to play. Not got a team capable of showing any strength, bottle or nous to get anything there.

Let’s be honest, our lot would be intimidated playing away at the dog and duck. We would be 3-0 up there at half time and hanging on for dear life by the end of the 90 minutes 

[Turkish]

Post by TNT on Facebook with their goal. One of the first posts, as usual, by a Skate “scummers can only dream of an atmosphere like that”

I don’t know about anyone else but my first reaction whenever I see anything about us on social media is to post about Pompey 

weirdos

[Willo of Whiteley]

32 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Post by TNT on Facebook with their goal. One of the first posts, as usual, by a Skate “scummers can only dream of an atmosphere like that”

I don’t know about anyone else but my first reaction whenever I see anything about us on social media is to post about Pompey 

weirdos

This exactly.

I have a cousin from the other end of the M27 who does exactly the same thing.

If you feel the need to post about your rivals regularly then you’re probably craving for the attention or recognition that you don’t deserve. 

Needless to say, we don’t speak. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Gloucester Saint]

2 hours ago, Mattio said:

Pompey have managed to injure two of their players in this match, TCWTB will be playing holding midfield against us at this rate

He’d get free headers and shots - would you want to get close enough to mark him without fainting from the BO/stale beer fumes?

[John Boy Saint]

What a shame Man U out - “season over” apparently according to TNT

[bpsaint]

5 hours ago, Turkish said:

Pompey v Arsenal in the cup today which bring back memories of one of the most truly cringey moments in football. For those who remember it Arsenal smashing the skates 5-1 and the Skates cheering for Arsenal and singing Thierry Henry’s name. To make it even worse they didn’t see it as completely embarrassing and boasted about how classy it was

imagine if that was us, losing 5-1 at home against a team in the same division and we started cheering on the other team singing they players name. We’d never heat the end of it. no Pashun av you scummers etc etc 

That cringeworthy night when they chanted his name to deflect from the embarrassment. Almost as bad as that made up quote for Ronaldinho that it’s the best atmosphere in world football, despite no record of him ever saying it. Weird bunch that lot.

[saintant]

Great performance by Brighton. They had the strength, stamina and power to compete all over the pitch and plenty of skill as well. That's what a well balanced side looks like and we're a million miles away from it. Their players ran their socks off and worked like fuck for the full 90 minutes and got the reward for the effort they put in. Meanwhile our lightweights struggled to hold a 3-0 lead against the might of Doncaster. South coast supremacy is a thing we'll never see again. 

[Saint NL]

Rangers win again, Danny Rohl has them firing.

No idea how we managed to mess up his appointment 🤦

[Dr Who?]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Rangers win again, Danny Rohl has them firing.

No idea how we managed to mess up his appointment 🤦

We would have made him crap don’t you worry! 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Spanish Super Cup Final on at the moment.

El Classico.

In Saudi.

What the fuck's that all about? Not going to be long before the FA Cup / Carabao cup final is over there too I reckon.