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Happy Non-Denominational Plagiarised Pagan Winter Solstice Festival!


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I doubt many people will be checking in on here tomorrow, so Merry Christmas to you and yours!

P.S. Any mention of ducks or toasters on this thread is strictly prohibited.

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Bugger I just about to head out and start my Christmas shopping, and come on here and ask for advice on which Toaster to get the Wife, I thought the new Hoover she’s getting might appear to me being a bit tight.

Merry Christmas 

 

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8 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

I doubt many people will be checking in on here tomorrow, so Merry Christmas to you and yours!

P.S. Any mention of ducks or toasters on this thread is strictly prohibited.

Speak for yourself. I will F5 on the hour.

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10 hours ago, John Boy Saint said:

Bugger I just about to head out and start my Christmas shopping, and come on here and ask for advice on which Toaster to get the Wife, I thought the new Hoover she’s getting might appear to me being a bit tight.

Merry Christmas 

 

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Not at all. Hoovers can be expensive. If anything, a toaster as well is spoiling someone.

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11 hours ago, John Boy Saint said:

Bugger I just about to head out and start my Christmas shopping, and come on here and ask for advice on which Toaster to get the Wife, I thought the new Hoover she’s getting might appear to me being a bit tight.

Merry Christmas 

 

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May I recommend the Duck Toaster?

 

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I'm nursing a chest infection but I'm medicating it with Beechams All in One and 19 Crimes Red Wine and it's going pretty well so far. A Saints win on Boxing Day would make me feel even better.

And I'm not drunk, but Scienza is better than Messi. There I said it. 

Anyway happy Christmas season to all you poor, long suffering fools, of which I have been one for the last 36 years. Don't worry, we'll win a trophy in the next ten years. I forsee it. 

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