Which US superstar should invest in Saints?

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Having previously seen Ryan Reynolds and co take over at Wrexham, Tom Brady at Birmingham and now Snoop Dog at Swansea, which American mega-star would you like to see to attract fans back to St Mary's and oversee our charge back to the upper echelons of the Premier League?

I'd accept a Tom Hanks and Hilary Swank double act. Maybe Taylor Swift too.

Damien Downes could be our global ambassador.

[swannymere]

Donald Trump.

[Saint_clark]

He's back from the dead, he's back from the deeeeead, Jeffrey Epstein, he's back from the dead. 

[BarberSaint]

There's only one answer to that.

[LGTL]

What’s Paul Allen up to these days?

Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 

Edited yesterday at 15:01 by LGTL

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

3 minutes ago, LGTL said:

What’s Paul Allen up to these days?

Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 

To be fair, we've signed players who are less injured.

[sockeye]

Larry David

 

We should also set our goal song to the Curb Your Enthusiasm tune

Edited yesterday at 15:05 by sockeye

[Patrick Bateman]

Johnny Depp, with Dani Osvaldo as manager. 

[benjii]

Mel Gibson.

[trousers]

Rishi Sunak (assuming he ever gets his green card back of course)

 

Edited yesterday at 15:39 by trousers

[Oldandtired]

Any billionaire who doesn't mind becoming a millionaire.

[Lighthouse]

It’d need to be someone who could pass the FAs fit and proper persons test, like Jeffrey Dahmer or David Koresh.

[SuperSAINT]

Rupert Lowe leads Elon Musk to St Mary’s, reinstates superior catering & the radio station.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

1 hour ago, LGTL said:

What’s Paul Allen up to these days?

Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 

Just searched his name in the Epstein files out of interest. He's in there a few times. Probably a bullet dodged.

[whelk]

Benicio Del Toro

[Turkish]

Cameron Diaz 

[manji]

53 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said:

Rupert Lowe leads Elon Musk to St Mary’s, reinstates superior catering & the radio station.

That’s very politically perceptive. Rupert Lowe mentioned Saints during his interview with Tucker Carlson. NZ and the USA were established by the Empire. 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

23 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Cameron Diaz 

The Cameron Archer & BBD dream consortium.

[Toadhall Saint]

The richest one.

[Patches O Houlihan]

1 hour ago, trousers said:

Rishi Sunak (assuming he ever gets his green card back of course)

 

His wife is pretty minted... would be an Asian not American angle - think Leicester not Wrexham 🤔 

[Just looked on Wikipedia. £654m might not be enough...]

[badgerx16]

Nobody that endorses the demented orange man-baby.

[Midfield_General]

Honour the glory days of the 80s with a triumvirate of Gary Coleman, Mr T and ALF. 

[benjii]

51 minutes ago, Toadhall Saint said:

The richest one.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

[Give it to Ron]

Sydney Sweeney knows what it’s like to have big two up top

[Hayling Saint]

1 hour ago, Toadhall Saint said:

The richest one.

None of them

[AlexLaw76]

Weird Al Yankovic

[Rut]

Would love Trey Parker and Matt Stone - with Lynda Carter as their sidekick.

As a reverse - who would you NOT want to see..

If Patrick Mahomes ever gets involved with Saints then I'll get a Pompey face tattoo.

[Patches O Houlihan]

4 hours ago, Rut said:

As a reverse - who would you NOT want to see..

If Patrick Mahomes ever gets involved with Saints then I'll get a Pompey face tattoo.

Quoted as insurance 😉

[so22saint]

Bill Gates? He could live on the Island

[Oisin]

14 hours ago, Midfield_General said:

Honour the glory days of the 80s with a triumvirate of Gary Coleman, Mr T and ALF. 

If only Jacki was still around to join them. He’d invest in the youth for sure

[Ekelund24]

18 hours ago, LGTL said:

What’s Paul Allen up to these days?

Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 

His estate is in the process of selling the Seattle Seahawks so there may be room for a "Soccer" team to be added.

Also good news the super-yacht is still part of the estate so we can look out for it again

[Miltonaggro]

Larry Fink.