Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Having previously seen Ryan Reynolds and co take over at Wrexham, Tom Brady at Birmingham and now Snoop Dog at Swansea, which American mega-star would you like to see to attract fans back to St Mary's and oversee our charge back to the upper echelons of the Premier League? I'd accept a Tom Hanks and Hilary Swank double act. Maybe Taylor Swift too. Damien Downes could be our global ambassador. 1
Saint_clark Posted February 24 Posted February 24 He's back from the dead, he's back from the deeeeead, Jeffrey Epstein, he's back from the dead. 1
LGTL Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) What’s Paul Allen up to these days? Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 Edited February 24 by LGTL 1
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 3 minutes ago, LGTL said: What’s Paul Allen up to these days? Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 To be fair, we've signed players who are less injured. 1
sockeye Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) Larry David We should also set our goal song to the Curb Your Enthusiasm tune Edited February 24 by sockeye 3 1
trousers Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) Rishi Sunak (assuming he ever gets his green card back of course) Edited February 24 by trousers 2
Oldandtired Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Any billionaire who doesn't mind becoming a millionaire. 6
Lighthouse Posted February 24 Posted February 24 It’d need to be someone who could pass the FAs fit and proper persons test, like Jeffrey Dahmer or David Koresh.
SuperSAINT Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Rupert Lowe leads Elon Musk to St Mary’s, reinstates superior catering & the radio station. 1 2
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 1 hour ago, LGTL said: What’s Paul Allen up to these days? Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 Just searched his name in the Epstein files out of interest. He's in there a few times. Probably a bullet dodged.
manji Posted February 24 Posted February 24 53 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said: Rupert Lowe leads Elon Musk to St Mary’s, reinstates superior catering & the radio station. That’s very politically perceptive. Rupert Lowe mentioned Saints during his interview with Tucker Carlson. NZ and the USA were established by the Empire.
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 23 minutes ago, Turkish said: Cameron Diaz The Cameron Archer & BBD dream consortium. 5
Patches O Houlihan Posted February 24 Posted February 24 1 hour ago, trousers said: Rishi Sunak (assuming he ever gets his green card back of course) His wife is pretty minted... would be an Asian not American angle - think Leicester not Wrexham 🤔 [Just looked on Wikipedia. £654m might not be enough...]
Midfield_General Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Honour the glory days of the 80s with a triumvirate of Gary Coleman, Mr T and ALF. 1
benjii Posted February 24 Posted February 24 51 minutes ago, Toadhall Saint said: The richest one. Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Give it to Ron Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Sydney Sweeney knows what it’s like to have big two up top
Hayling Saint Posted February 24 Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Toadhall Saint said: The richest one. None of them
Rut Posted February 25 Posted February 25 Would love Trey Parker and Matt Stone - with Lynda Carter as their sidekick. As a reverse - who would you NOT want to see.. If Patrick Mahomes ever gets involved with Saints then I'll get a Pompey face tattoo. 1
Patches O Houlihan Posted February 25 Posted February 25 4 hours ago, Rut said: As a reverse - who would you NOT want to see.. If Patrick Mahomes ever gets involved with Saints then I'll get a Pompey face tattoo. Quoted as insurance 😉
Oisin Posted February 25 Posted February 25 14 hours ago, Midfield_General said: Honour the glory days of the 80s with a triumvirate of Gary Coleman, Mr T and ALF. If only Jacki was still around to join them. He’d invest in the youth for sure
Ekelund24 Posted February 25 Posted February 25 18 hours ago, LGTL said: What’s Paul Allen up to these days? Oh, just read he died 8 years ago. Rules him out then 😔 His estate is in the process of selling the Seattle Seahawks so there may be room for a "Soccer" team to be added. Also good news the super-yacht is still part of the estate so we can look out for it again
Holmes_and_Watson Posted yesterday at 02:12 Posted yesterday at 02:12 Britney Spears Can join Larin's DUI support group too.
St. Ciervo Posted yesterday at 02:45 Posted yesterday at 02:45 (edited) "Oops, I did it again" is perfect for Rasmus. Edited yesterday at 02:50 by St. Ciervo
Chez Posted yesterday at 13:29 Posted yesterday at 13:29 (edited) US Superstars you say? Well, olympic pole vaulter Bob Seagren won the first series in 1973, so maybe him, but it would be remiss of me not to suggest Joe Frazier, who, due to the fact that he didn't know how to swim, nearly drowned in the 50m swimming event. When asked by a reporter why he tried to race, he replied "How was I to know I couldn't unless I tried?" Gold. And here he is. Good of the director to cut just as he starts sinking... Edited yesterday at 13:56 by Chez
Bakovnetski Posted yesterday at 13:32 Posted yesterday at 13:32 On 24/02/2026 at 18:38, Give it to Ron said: Sydney Sweeney knows what it’s like to have big two up top She's pretty tight at the back
Willo of Whiteley Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago On 24/02/2026 at 18:38, Give it to Ron said: Sydney Sweeney knows what it’s like to have big two up top Big?
tttdcs Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago 20 hours ago, Chez said: US Superstars you say? Well, olympic pole vaulter Bob Seagren won the first series in 1973, so maybe him, but it would be remiss of me not to suggest Joe Frazier, who, due to the fact that he didn't know how to swim, nearly drowned in the 50m swimming event. When asked by a reporter why he tried to race, he replied "How was I to know I couldn't unless I tried?" Gold. And here he is. Good of the director to cut just as he starts sinking... I like the second race where the bloke is disqualified for walking !😄
Cabrone Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago Britney Spears and Brad Pitt follow the Saints, just don't tell them which Saints they'd be buying. I'm sure they wouldn't notice. https://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-saints-fans/pedro-cerrano
Bakovnetski Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago (edited) Scroll back 30 years and Gavyn Davies did try to take us over with David Frost. He has an estimated net worth of half a billion dollars. And is still a Saints fan. Edited 2 hours ago by Bakovnetski
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