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The Middlesbrough 2026 Appreciation Thread

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BarberSaint

BarberSaint

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When we go there next year surely one of the chants must be:

 

Is this your training ground, 

Is this your training ground,

etc

 

and we do all have to go up with binoculars, rent rooms at the golf course and cancel as late as possible, smile at everyone we meet cause we have teeth, offer them vouchers for slimming world, ask them what it's like to be a Geordie, etc.

 

As for the atmosphere here, very muted. I couldn't tell the score at all from watching people but eventually clocked it might have been Hull cause they had some people walking round with medals on having photos taken with them. 

The bug-eyed northern filth just sang 'oh when the reds' ... I guess they just want to be us.

Only regret is I didn't pack a Saints shirt cause I didn't want to tempt fate. Otherwise I'd wear that out and have fun with the tigers. Hope they don't maul.

BarberSaint

BarberSaint

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14 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Imagine having to travel nearly 20 hours and nearly 1000 miles to lose a semi final and a final 

Looking at Gibbo, I think a semi's all he can hope for.

AlexLaw76

AlexLaw76

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2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I think I quite like Ollie McBurnie

Available for about £2m last summer. Remember championing him and the usual lot would laugh on here, reply with "if McBurnie is the answer, dread to think of the question"

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S-Clarke

S-Clarke

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Just now, AlexLaw76 said:

Available for about £2m last summer. Remember championing him and the usual lot would laugh on here, reply with "if McBurnie is the answer, dread to think of the question"

Hull signed him for free.

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Turkish

Turkish

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2 minutes ago, BarberSaint said:

Looking at Gibbo, I think a semi's all he can hope for.

Like I said a few days ago he strikes me at the sort of bloke that would blame the cow when his missus fucks the milk man

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Miltonaggro

Miltonaggro

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One big take away from this is that Middlesbrough are essentially the scousers of the East - without the music, history or success. Whining, gobby, attention seeking born victims, without an ounce of self-awareness. Hopefully a lesson has been learned today, the first step of payback for grassgate. Wait until their best players leave in the summer and this crybaby manager has them bottom half by Christmas. Grubby cretins get fucked!

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AlexLaw76

AlexLaw76

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1 minute ago, S-Clarke said:

Hull signed him for free.

ah yes, it was Carlton Morris, or someone like that (miles better than Downs) available for that price....

I remember posting that we could have Signed McBurnie, Morris & someone else for less than we paid for Downs

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S-Clarke

S-Clarke

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1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

Absolutely hilarious. Joke of a club. Can’t wait to beat them next season. 
 

Hopefully all their best players leave and they struggle now 

Hopefully they keep their strikers though.

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Sheaf Saint

Sheaf Saint

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1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

ah yes, it was Carlton Morris, or someone like that (miles better than Downs) available for that price....

I remember posting that we could have Signed McBurnie, Morris & someone else for less than we paid for Downs

Probably Kiefer Moore.

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S-Clarke

S-Clarke

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53 minutes ago, coalman said:

Haven't been keeping up with things today. Has Karen Gibson started legal proceedings against anyone yet to undo the final?

The sun, it was too hot and caused the team to lose the game.

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sfc4prem

sfc4prem

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54 minutes ago, coalman said:

Haven't been keeping up with things today. Has Karen Gibson started legal proceedings against anyone yet to undo the final?

I received a photo from one of our analyst-spies and posted it on a thread on here somewhere. Gibson's already started litigation against Wembley.

Turkish

Turkish

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5 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Probably Kiefer Moore.

 

8 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Like I said a few days ago he strikes me at the sort of bloke that would blame the cow when his missus fucks the milk man

Not hipster enough for us 

Turkish

Turkish

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3 hours ago, LGTL said:

And to think they love Hellberg?! He’s fucking terrible. 

It’s weird isn’t it. He cried at a press conference FFS it was all about him His dream etc. they went from 2nd to 5th on his watch they won 2 of their last 10, lost int he semi, lost in the final, scoring one goal In three games and they love him. It’s abject failure

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Saint Fen

Saint Fen

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17 minutes ago, Harry_SFC said:

Morgan Whittaker is ridiculously overrated

Yeah he is really shite, Boro fans actually don’t think he is any good.

Saint Fen

Saint Fen

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Next season when we play them we should stick a cardboard Will Salt at the golf course and see what happens.

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goodymatt

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Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.

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Cuddles

Cuddles

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28 minutes ago, goodymatt said:

Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.

Keep collecting your bottles, loser!

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Osvaldorama

Osvaldorama

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33 minutes ago, goodymatt said:

Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.


😂😂😂 oh my god

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HKsaint

HKsaint

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Boro will still find a way to sue us for not getting promoted. Was it possible for us to win the game against Tiger for them? 

James

James

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5 hours ago, HKsaint said:

Boro will still find a way to sue us for not getting promoted. Was it possible for us to win the game against Tiger for them? 

Maybe Gibbo would have been better off letting us beat Hull and then suing to replace us in the PL? 🤣

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St. Ciervo

St. Ciervo

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Keep feeding me these Boro tears. I have been in full depression mode with the fallout of this situation. Watching their team lose, and following their response to the loss, has been all of the closure and cathartic reparations I have needed. Feed me...

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coalman

coalman

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7 hours ago, goodymatt said:

Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.

If the only place you can win is off the pitch I guess you have to celebrate what you can.

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The Wyvern

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7 hours ago, goodymatt said:

Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.

“I don’t feel too bad to be honest” 🤣

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HKsaint

HKsaint

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1 hour ago, James said:

Maybe Gibbo would have been better off letting us beat Hull and then suing to replace us in the PL? 🤣

Their strong argument is that they should have won, no matter what. 

EssEffCee

EssEffCee

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10 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

When I was just a little boy,

I asked my mother

’what should I be?

Should I be Boro?

Should I be saints? 
Here’s what she said to me’

Wtf is this shit?

Don't tell me we're going to have absolute nods pretending Boro are some big rivals next season.

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Miltonaggro

Miltonaggro

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8 hours ago, goodymatt said:

Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.

Obviously been drinking the local tap water. What a fucking melt!

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Harry_SFC

Harry_SFC

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10 minutes ago, EssEffCee said:

Wtf is this shit?

Don't tell me we're going to have absolute nods pretending Boro are some big rivals next season.

Makes it a bit more interesting. The more games with a bit of needle, the better. 

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Football Special

Football Special

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19 minutes ago, EssEffCee said:

Wtf is this shit?

Don't tell me we're going to have absolute nods pretending Boro are some big rivals next season.

Song maybe not but 100% those Boro games are big next year, we'll have a big turn out up there without doubt , I hate them for the gloating last few days even their fucking lawyer trying to have a dig at Saints, they need putting in their place 

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whelk

whelk

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8 hours ago, goodymatt said:

Look at this Boro podcaster trying to convince himself us being kicked out is the real win after Boro completed a bottling hat trick. He was as delusional on the Sportsman YouTube preview before Spygate was a thing as well. Absolute tool.

What a colossal prick. Yeah he looks ecstatic

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whelk

whelk

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19 minutes ago, Football Special said:

Song maybe not but 100% those Boro games are big next year, we'll have a big turn out up there without doubt , I hate them for the gloating last few days even their fucking lawyer trying to have a dig at Saints, they need putting in their place 

Absolutely. I hate these cunts now and that isn’t artificial or manufactured. Don’t fucking sing about them though

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EssEffCee

EssEffCee

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17 minutes ago, Football Special said:

Song maybe not but 100% those Boro games are big next year, we'll have a big turn out up there without doubt , I hate them for the gloating last few days even their fucking lawyer trying to have a dig at Saints, they need putting in their place 

They'll definitely be interesting next season but not much beyond that for me. Seeing people say they hate them as much as skates is properly weird behaviour.

We've got a proper rivalry already, no need to force a pretend one with a team 300 miles away. Leave that to them weirdos who don't have any other rivalry to fall back on.

Miltonaggro

Miltonaggro

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As an aside no ‘rivalry’ will develop between us and the Boro monkeys, simply a simmering hatred which will last until the debt is paid back - a la John Bailey and Adrian Heath with Everton in the 1980s. They reaped the wind of ‘spygate’ and now will reap the whirlwind of ‘grassgate’. Fuck them! 

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bpsaint

bpsaint

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3 hours ago, The Wyvern said:

“I don’t feel too bad to be honest” 🤣

Wearing sunglasses to hide those sweet salty tears.

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