Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 1 minute ago, The Kraken said: Get Hans Gruber in. Or the Viking. Whatever. Have we failed to secure our first target? Is the Viking a smokescreen? We’ve sold THB too cheap. All I see is a LACK of ambition for which I blame Eric Black 2
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 4 minutes ago, sfc4prem said: Ok, ok. Hear me out. Falchener's translation was obvious. Affengruber's, however. Fuck me. The clear winner. Tell me more I’ve never heard of him
The Kraken Posted August 30 Posted August 30 1 minute ago, Turkish said: Have we failed to secure our first target? Is the Viking a smokescreen? We’ve sold THB too cheap. All I see is a LACK of ambition for which I blame Eric Black Back to being a badly run seaside B&B ffs 4
hypochondriac Posted August 30 Posted August 30 9 minutes ago, Harry_SFC said: From what I'm reading, I'd suggest Affengruber is currently the better player. Don't forget he's playing at a higher level than Falchener. Some of Falchener's attributes appear to be quite similar to Schlotterbeck. Tall and good at headers, nowhere near as much of a ball player as THB.
saintant Posted August 30 Posted August 30 (edited) Think we still need a replacement for Shea Charles. Maybe a loan from a Prem club would be an option. Edited August 30 by saintant
Ekelund Posted August 30 Posted August 30 17 minutes ago, goodymatt said: The big question is, who’s the better player, Falchener or Affengruber? Where’s Harry Hill when you need him?
RedArmy Posted August 30 Posted August 30 4 minutes ago, Turkish said: Have we failed to secure our first target? Is the Viking a smokescreen? We’ve sold THB too cheap. All I see is a LACK of ambition for which I blame Eric Black Gao OUT 3
goodymatt Posted August 30 Posted August 30 This Plettenberg post from May suggests a fair few big clubs have been tracking Affengruber or at least showing an interest. Would this signing be a big coup?
Matthew Le God Posted August 30 Posted August 30 31 minutes ago, beavis17 said: He was linked to these clubs in May...
RedArmy Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Just now, goodymatt said: This Plettenberg post from May suggests a fair few big clubs have been tracking Affengruber or at least showing an interest. Would this signing be a big coup? Could we call it INSANE? I hope so. 1
saintant Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Just now, goodymatt said: This Plettenberg post from May suggests a fair few big clubs have been tracking Affengruber or at least showing an interest. Would this signing be a big coup? I just read a piece that suggested interest in him was strong but has since tailed off. Sounds like his agent was doing a bit of fishing to see if there were any bites. 1
sfc4prem Posted August 30 Posted August 30 6 minutes ago, Turkish said: Tell me more I’ve never heard of him Affengruber = Monkey Pit Dweller Falchener = Falconer
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, saintant said: I just read a piece that suggested interest in him was strong but has since tailed off. Sounds like his agent was doing a bit of fishing to see if there were any bites. So literally no one wants him fucking great. Cheers Les 3
ally_uk Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Interest from United and Juventus, why the fuck is he going to come to Saints has to be a smoke screen or agent talk
goodymatt Posted August 30 Posted August 30 I’d never heard of this guy until 15 mins ago but now I’ve gone and got my hopes up. Get it done Sporsy baby.
skintsaint Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Just now, Turkish said: WTF is going on with his arms and hands?
Saint86 Posted August 30 Posted August 30 29 minutes ago, skintsaint said: Okay. Let's get this guy. 1
hypochondriac Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Whichever one of these we get ill retroactively convince myself that we made the better choice. 1 3
saintant Posted August 30 Posted August 30 4 minutes ago, Saint Scott said: €10-12m seems far too low. I'm calling smokescreen Well he joined Elche CF in August 2024 for 4 million euros so not sure his value will have gone up that much in 2 years.
Saint86 Posted August 30 Posted August 30 14 minutes ago, RedArmy said: Could we call it INSANE? I hope so. Just another Sporsy end of window treat? This year's scienza? 1
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said: Whichever one of these we get ill retroactively convince myself that we made the better choice. When in reality it’s because we missed out on the preffered target which never happened when Cortese was here
Saint Scott Posted August 30 Posted August 30 5 minutes ago, saintant said: Well he joined Elche CF in August 2024 for 4 million euros so not sure his value will have gone up that much in 2 years. Transfermarkt has it listed as a free transfer to Elche and a current market value of €20m
Saint Scott Posted August 30 Posted August 30 38 minutes ago, skintsaint said: Watching this he does seem to have a lot of similarities to THB. Pinging diagonals, decent with the ball at his feet, tough tackling
Mboto Gorge Posted August 30 Posted August 30 22 minutes ago, Turkish said: So literally no one wants him fucking great. Cheers Les “oooohhhhhh Les Reed went to Europe to buy a Mini Cooper, instead he bought a stopper, his name was Affengruber” 3 2
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 39 minutes ago, The Kraken said: Get Hans Gruber in. Or the Viking. Whatever. JUST FUCKING SIGN SOMEONE 1 1
Suhari Posted August 30 Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, Turkish said: JUST FUCKING SIGN SOMEONE Yeah. We seem to be grubbing around in desperation.
madge Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Personally I’d expect a signing tomorrow… no way does THB be allowed to go without a confirmed player coming in. SFC generally do their business in private without a huge amount of rumours.
Mboto Gorge Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Going to get butt fucked by Cardiff in the play offs if this level of indecision carries on
saintant Posted August 30 Posted August 30 21 minutes ago, Saint Scott said: Transfermarkt has it listed as a free transfer to Elche and a current market value of €20m You're right - the 4 million was his market value at the time.
Dr. Kucho Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Just reading this thread and the possible links to Falchener and Affengruber. And one question jumps to my mind, why come here? Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be very happy if one or even both join us, but looking at where they are now and their ages it doesn’t make sense to me. Falchener will be playing Champions League this season and Affengruber plays in the Primera Division. Why would you go to the Championship? If we do sign them I think we can conclude that our best signing in the last few years has been Johannes Spors. The players he has signed have mostly been quality. Peretz, Jander, Larin, Scienza, Azaz and it seems like Schlott isn’t to bad either.
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, RedArmy said: Sleepwalking to league one Sitting on our hands as usual we should have had THBs replacement in in JUNE to HIT THE GROUND RUNNING not dicking about at the END of the window. We NEVER learn do we
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 1 minute ago, goodymatt said: Another Plettenberg tweet from early July. Losing out to Bournemouth how far have we sunk 🤦♂️ 3
RedArmy Posted August 30 Posted August 30 1 minute ago, Turkish said: Sitting on our hands as usual we should have had THBs replacement in in JUNE to HIT THE GROUND RUNNING not dicking about at the END of the window. We NEVER learn do we It’s fucking amateur. We should have made him stay one more season like we did Schneiderlin. Swing Lowe.
Matthew Le God Posted August 30 Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, Dr. Kucho said: Just reading this thread and the possible links to Falchener and Affengruber. And one question jumps to my mind, why come here? Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be very happy if one or even both join us, but looking at where they are now and their ages it doesn’t make sense to me. Falchener will be playing Champions League this season and Affengruber plays in the Primera Division. Why would you go to the Championship? Wage increases and a chance of even more after promotion. Even in the Championship we have a bigger income than Elche and Viking and a bigger wage budget. 2
Saint Scott Posted August 30 Posted August 30 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: Losing out to Bournemouth how far have we sunk 🤦♂️ That tweet was from July 1st Turkish, do keep up
Patrick Bateman Posted August 30 Posted August 30 44 minutes ago, Turkish said: WTF is going on with his arms and hands? Quotas. 4
SaintsFan86 Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Im expecting a forward to come in before the deadline shuts. 1
RedArmy Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Just now, Patrick Bateman said: Quotas. Must be signing him for the FAB not the team. 1
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 1 minute ago, Saint Scott said: That tweet was from July 1st Turkish, do keep up So we’re now interested in someone not good enough for Bournemouth how far have we sunk? 1
Bushey Saint Posted August 30 Posted August 30 11 hours ago, saintant said: Preston will offer 3 shirt buttons and an out of date luncheon voucher. Three shirt buttons, you say? Can't help but feel that you're being a tad over-optimistic there. But don't knock LVs, they were a remarkably flexible form of currency, particularly with Cynthia Payne. 1
Saint NL Posted August 30 Posted August 30 9 minutes ago, Dr. Kucho said: Just reading this thread and the possible links to Falchener and Affengruber. And one question jumps to my mind, why come here? I read on the ever reliable Reddit, that Falchener earns approx €5k per week in Norway. If we sign him for £8m+, then surely he'd triple his wage at least.
SaintTex Posted August 30 Posted August 30 1 hour ago, Midfield_General said: David AffenMacgruber Let's see the puns for that one then
Turkish Posted August 30 Posted August 30 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Quotas. Where the fucking black lad in our back 5 then? peretez bree Viking/austrian slotin Manning midfield is all blonde or German lads jander, Ward Prowse, Flynn and Bragg is Tommy Robinson doing our recruitment? Edited August 30 by Turkish 7
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